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|book first appeared = }} '''Persimmony Glitchet''' is one of [[Fern Walters]]'s favorite authors and the writer of Horrendously Horrible Happenings. "Due to the dangerous nature of his research", he is constantly traveling and his chauffeur, Max Wheeler, answers all of the letters sent to him by fans, unless the letter is very important, such as Fern's. In ''[[Fern & Persimmony Glitchet]]'', he replies to the letters sent by Fern. His real name is never revealed, and he is very secretive about it. For example, his chaffeur goes to his book signings instead of him. He is a parody of famous author [[wikipedia:Lemony Snicket|Lemony Snicket]]. | |book first appeared = }} '''Persimmony Glitchet''' is one of [[Fern Walters]]'s favorite authors and the writer of [[Horrendously Horrible Happenings]]. "Due to the dangerous nature of his research", he is constantly traveling and his chauffeur, [[Max Wheeler]], answers all of the letters sent to him by fans, unless the letter is very important, such as [[Fern]]'s. In ''[[Fern & Persimmony Glitchet]]'', he replies to the letters sent by Fern. His real name is never revealed, and he is very secretive about it. For example, his chaffeur goes to his book signings instead of him. He is a parody of famous author [[wikipedia:Lemony Snicket|Lemony Snicket]]. | ||
==Letters== | ==Letters== | ||
''"Dear Mr. Glitchet,'' | ''"Dear Mr. Glitchet,'' | ||
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''Fern Walters"'' | ''Fern Walters"'' | ||
'' | '''He/His chaffeur answered it and sent it back to Fern. But of course it was written in invisible ink. This was the response:''' | ||
''Extenuating circumstances force me to be brief.. If you want to be a writer, I reccomend three things.'' | ''"Extenuating circumstances force me to be brief.. If you want to be a writer, I reccomend three things.'' | ||
#''Read !'' | #''Read !'' | ||
#''(which is far more dreadful) Write and perhaps rewrite!'' | #''(which is far more dreadful) Write and perhaps rewrite!'' | ||
#''Look for opportunites to publish what you write.'' | #''Look for opportunites to publish what you write.'' | ||
''This can be especially dangerous which is why I | ''This can be especially dangerous which is why I recommend that you never use your real name.'' | ||
''Best of luck,'' | ''Best of luck,'' | ||
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Persimmony Glitchet is one of Fern Walters's favorite authors and the writer of Horrendously Horrible Happenings. "Due to the dangerous nature of his research", he is constantly traveling and his chauffeur, Max Wheeler, answers all of the letters sent to him by fans, unless the letter is very important, such as Fern's. In Fern & Persimmony Glitchet, he replies to the letters sent by Fern. His real name is never revealed, and he is very secretive about it. For example, his chaffeur goes to his book signings instead of him. He is a parody of famous author Lemony Snicket.
Letters
"Dear Mr. Glitchet,
I really like your Horrendously Horrible books. I know that you must get lots of letters, and that it's hard to answer all of them. My other favorite writers are Mary Shelley, and Agatha Christy, But since they're dead, I can't write to them and expect an answer. I'm writing to you because I hope to become a professional writer like you someday. I would appreciate any advice that you have for me.
Sincerly,
Fern Walters"
He/His chaffeur answered it and sent it back to Fern. But of course it was written in invisible ink. This was the response:
"Extenuating circumstances force me to be brief.. If you want to be a writer, I reccomend three things.
- Read !
- (which is far more dreadful) Write and perhaps rewrite!
- Look for opportunites to publish what you write.
This can be especially dangerous which is why I recommend that you never use your real name.
Best of luck,
Persimmony Glitchet"
