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| === Introduction ===
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| ''Francine cycles past Arthur and Buster.''
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| '''Francine''': Hi! Can't stop! Going to Muffy!
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| '''Arthur''': The most perfect best friends I know are Francine and Muffy. They're always happy for each other.
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| ''Muffy is admiring her shoes as Francine comes in with a letter.''
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| '''Francine''': I've got it!
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| '''Muffy''': Ah! Hurray! Got what?
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| '''Francine''': My acceptance for soccer camp.
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| '''Muffy''': That's so great Francine.
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| '''Francine''': You're my best friend, and I just had to come right here and tell you first.
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| '''Muffy''': Something great happened to me to.
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| '''Francine''': What?
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| '''Muffy''': Ramaine Woosel Shoes.
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| '''Francine''': Oh, that's so great, Muffy.
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| '''Arthur''': And they like to do everything together.
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| '''Muffy''': We need to celebrate. What should we do?
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| '''Francine''': Play soccer! / '''Muffy''': Go shopping!
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| ''Muffy imagines being taken off the soccer field on a stretcher. ''
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| ''Francince imagines being taken out of a store on a stretcher while Muffy is still trying on clothes.''
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| '''Francine+Muffy''': That sounds great.
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| '''Arthur''': I thought they were perfect best friends.
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| === # ===
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| ''Muffy tries to call Francine. The quick dial buttons are labelled: Francine, Fire, Police, Ambulance, Hairdresser and Grandma.''
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| '''Muffy''': I wonder if she's sick.
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| ''Catherine is lying on her bed talking on the phone.''
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| '''Catherine''': So he said, you're impossible. And then I said, you're impossible. And then he said, no, you're imposs- (Beep) Just ignore the beeps. I hate call waiting. And I said, you're impossible.
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| === # ===
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| ''Buster has a complicated theory, that an alien laser beam malfunctioned, knocked a soccer ball against Francine's head, and gave her amnesia.''
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| '''Francine''': Oh, hi, Muffy. Sorry I didn't... Hh! Your party. I'm so sorry. I totally forgot.
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| '''Muffy''': How can you possibly forget? ''Francine walks away sadly. Buster whispers to Muffy.''
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| '''Buster''': I won't say I told you so.
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| === # ===
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| ''Muffy gives Brain a quiz to see if he's a suitable new best friend.''
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| '''Muffy''': Okay, here is the last question. Don't worry, it's an easy one. Which is more important: fashion or soccer?
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| ''Cut to the gate slamming in Brain's face.''
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| '''Muffy''': Sorry, I really thought you were going to pass.
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| '''Brain''': So this is what failing feels like. Fascinating.
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| === # ===
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| '''Fern''': I feel shopping is a waste of time better spend reading poetry.
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| ''Muffy crosses out Fern's name three times.''
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| === # ===
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| ''In a restaurant at the mall.''
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| '''Muffy''': I must say you're the only candidate who passed every test. You love spending money, and you have a refreshing lack of tolerance for other people's stupidity. You're just about perfect in every way. '' She is talking to D.W.''
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| '''D.W.''': This french fry is underfried. I demand a refund. '' Muffy nods.''
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| '''Mrs. Read''': Time to go, D.W. Thanks for watching her while I was shopping, Muffy. ''They leave.''
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| '''Muffy''': If only you didn't have to take naps.
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| === # ===
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| ''In front of a movie theater. Muffy's current best friend is Binky.''
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| '''Binky''': Do you want to see „Five Thousand Explosions and a Supernova“?
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| '''Muffy''': Na. Francine said it's too talky.
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| === # ===
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| ''After hoping to meet Francine at the soccer field, Muffy meets her at the clothes store.''
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| '''Francine''': I was thinking, it's okay if you don't like to play soccer.
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| '''Muffy''': And you don't have to shop with me. I mean, best friends don't have to be with each other twenty-four hours a day.
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| '''Francine''': Right. Hey, let's celebrate. What should we do?
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| '''Muffy''': Em...
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| '''Francine''': Er...
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| '''Muffy+Francine:''' Go swimming? (laugh)
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| === # ===
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| ''At sundown, Binky and Jenna are still on the soccer field.''
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| '''Binky''': Don't tell Muffy, but I think you're kind of more fun to play with.
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| '''Jenna''': You're fun too. Hey, do you wanna see „Slobbering Idiots“?
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| '''Binky''': Who wouldn't?
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| '''[[Muffy Crosswire]]:''' It came right off my foot! There's a lawsuit in this somewhere. (phone beeping) Daddy, shoe emergency—soccer field. Maybe I should let you practice alone so I can tell cook what hors d'oeuvres to make for your party! (horn beeping) It's going to be so much fun tonight! | | '''[[Muffy Crosswire]]:''' It came right off my foot! There's a lawsuit in this somewhere. (phone beeping) Daddy, shoe emergency—soccer field. Maybe I should let you practice alone so I can tell cook what hors d'oeuvres to make for your party! (horn beeping) It's going to be so much fun tonight! |
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