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''It's morning at the Read household and | ''It's morning at the Read household and Mrs. Read is busy. She talks a pitcher out of the refrigerator and heads over to the sink, turning off some hot water that was running for dishes. She accidentally gets some on her shirtsleeve.'' | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': Ow. | '''Mrs. Read''': Ow. | ||
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'''Mrs. Read''': Oh, my throat. | '''Mrs. Read''': Oh, my throat. | ||
''' | '''Arthur''': (''entering the room'') Mom! Where's my stripey shirt?! | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': Your what? | '''Mrs. Read''': Your what? | ||
'''Arthur''': (''walking by | '''Arthur''': (''walking by Kate, who is smearing baby food on her head'') My shirt. The green and orange stripes. The one I always play softball in. It's not in my drawer. | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': (''emptying the kettle'') Uh, check the dryer. | '''Mrs. Read''': (''emptying the kettle'') Uh, check the dryer. | ||
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'''Arthur''': It's not in the dryer! | '''Arthur''': It's not in the dryer! | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': (''cleaning up the spilled food, as | '''Mrs. Read''': (''cleaning up the spilled food, as Pal looks on hungrily'') Check the washer! | ||
'''Arthur''': It's all wet! (''heading back to the kitchen'') What am I going to wear to the softball game? | '''Arthur''': It's all wet! (''heading back to the kitchen'') What am I going to wear to the softball game? | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': (''as the phone rings, and Pal sniffs her cloth hopefully'') Sorry, Arthur I guess I forgot to put it in the dryer. (''picks up the phone'') Hello? ... Pal! | '''Mrs. Read''': (''as the phone rings, and Pal sniffs her cloth hopefully'') Sorry, Arthur. I guess I forgot to put it in the dryer. (''picks up the phone'') Hello?! ... Pal?! | ||
''Pal has picked up her cloth. Kate giggles at the sight. Mrs. Read starts playing tug-of-war with Pal for the cloth.'' | ''Pal has picked up her cloth. Kate giggles at the sight. Mrs. Read starts playing tug-of-war with Pal for the cloth.'' | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': Hi, | '''Mrs. Read''': Hi, Mrs. Tibble! (''Pal wins the tug-of-war.'') Huh?! Oh, I completely forgot! | ||
'''Arthur''': Can I wear one of Dad's shirts? The one he got for Parents Day? | '''Arthur''': Can I wear one of Dad's shirts? The one he got for Parents Day? | ||
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'''Arthur''': (''raising his fists in triumph and exiting'') Yeah! | '''Arthur''': (''raising his fists in triumph and exiting'') Yeah! | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': Tell D.W. I'll be there in five minutes. Bye | '''Mrs. Read''': Tell D.W. I'll be there in five minutes. Bye! | ||
''She hangs up and coughs again. Looking at her watch, she sighs, and pours the cup of coffee she has just poured herself into the dishwater.'' | ''She hangs up and coughs again. Looking at her watch, she sighs, and pours the cup of coffee she has just poured herself into the dishwater.'' | ||
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<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki> | <nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki> | ||
''' | '''Buster''': '''"Is There a Doctor in the House?"''' | ||
''The Read family gathers for a family photo. As the camera flashes, Baby Kate wails in alarm.'' | ''The Read family gathers for a family photo. As the camera flashes, Baby Kate wails in alarm.'' | ||
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'''D.W.''': Can I please? Please? Please? | '''D.W.''': Can I please? Please? Please? | ||
''Mrs. Read imagines the members of her family as | ''Mrs. Read imagines the members of her family as painted clowns. Mr. Read is playing a trumpet.'' | ||
'''D.W.''': Please? Please? | '''D.W.''': Please? Please? | ||
'''Mrs. Read''': | '''Mrs. Read''': Can't we just have a little peace and quiet for once? | ||
''Even Pal looks shocked. He whimpers and runs out of the room.'' | ''Even Pal looks shocked. He whimpers and runs out of the room.'' | ||
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''Pal licks at the bowl on the ground. It gleams. It's clean, at least, in a way.'' | ''Pal licks at the bowl on the ground. It gleams. It's clean, at least, in a way.'' | ||
'''D.W.''': There'll be no clean dishes. The dust bunnies will be hopping around everywhere. We'll be living in a | '''D.W.''': There'll be no clean dishes. The dust bunnies will be hopping around everywhere. We'll be living in a pigstew! | ||
'''Arthur''': | '''Arthur''': It's pigsty, D.W. But you're right. He could use some help. | ||
'''Mr. Read''': I'm leaving! I'll be back in a few hours. Stay out of trouble. | '''Mr. Read''': I'm leaving! I'll be back in a few hours. Stay out of trouble. | ||
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'''Not Sheldon''': I'm Shelby, Sheldon's twin. I should have told you sooner, Karen. | '''Not Sheldon''': I'm Shelby, Sheldon's twin. I should have told you sooner, Karen. | ||
''Arthur is watching this as he vacuums the floor | ''Arthur is watching this as he vacuums the floor.'' | ||
'''Rabbit-woman''': I'm not Karen. I'm Kara. Karen's my undercover name. | '''Rabbit-woman''': I'm not Karen. I'm Kara. Karen's my undercover name. | ||
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'''Kara''': Kara. Call me Kara. | '''Kara''': Kara. Call me Kara. | ||
''As this titillating drama continues to play out, Arthur continues to vacuum | ''As this titillating drama continues to play out, Arthur continues to vacuum, but he accidentally vacuums up some paper clips. The vacuum is starting to smoke. He shuts it off and meets D.W., who is just arriving upstairs.'' | ||
'''Arthur''': All done with the vacuuming. How's the laundry going? | '''Arthur''': All done with the vacuuming. How's the laundry going? | ||
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'''Arthur''' and '''D.W.''': Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! | '''Arthur''' and '''D.W.''': Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! | ||
''Both of them land on scissors. | ''Both of them land on scissors. This continues for at least fifteen minutes according to an alarm clock, until...'' | ||
'''Arthur''': (''raising his hands in victory'') Paper beats rock! I win again! | '''Arthur''': (''raising his hands in victory'') Paper beats rock! I win again! | ||
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'''Mr. Read''': ''You'' were putting my clothes away? | '''Mr. Read''': ''You'' were putting my clothes away? | ||
'''Arthur''': | '''Arthur''': Uh-huh. We did all the housework for you. D.W. did the laundry, I did the dishes... | ||
'''Mr. Read''': Um... is something burning? | '''Mr. Read''': Um... is something burning? | ||
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'''Mr. Read''': '''''Who cut a hole in my pajamas?!''''' | '''Mr. Read''': '''''Who cut a hole in my pajamas?!''''' | ||
''D.W. looks caught out. Scene change. It is now late night and it is most definitely a dark and stormy one. Rain is pouring and lightning is flashing. Arthur is tossing in bed when he sees a | ''D.W. looks caught out. Scene change. It is now late night and it is most definitely a dark and stormy one. Rain is pouring and lightning is flashing. Arthur is tossing in bed when he sees a shadow on the wall. He screams out, but the shadow is actually from D.W.'s toy Mary Moo-Cow, as she has just entered the room.'' | ||
'''D.W.''': I'm scared. | '''D.W.''': I'm scared. Can I get in with you? I don't wanna wake Mom and Dad. | ||
'''Arthur''': Okay. (''shakes his head'') But not with the cow. | '''Arthur''': Okay. (''shakes his head'') But not with the cow. | ||
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'''D.W.''': Mary's scared too. | '''D.W.''': Mary's scared too. | ||
''Arthur sighs, but he lifts up his cover so that D.W. can get up on the bed with him. She cuddles in | ''Arthur sighs, but he lifts up his cover so that D.W. can get up on the bed with him. She cuddles in.'' | ||
'''D.W.''': Arthur, what if Mom and Dad aren't better by tomorrow? | '''D.W.''': Arthur, what if Mom and Dad aren't better by tomorrow? | ||
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'''D.W.''': I'll get the sponge mop. | '''D.W.''': I'll get the sponge mop. | ||
''She sponges it up. Arthur empties the mop water. D.W. cleans Kate up and Arthur washes the dishes. D.W. dries. They do the laundry together. They take out the trash together. D.W. lifts the lid, Arthur puts the trash bag in, and D.W. lowers | ''She sponges it up. Arthur empties the mop water. D.W. cleans Kate up and Arthur washes the dishes. D.W. dries. They do the laundry together. They take out the trash together. D.W. lifts the lid, Arthur puts the trash bag in, and D.W. lowers hte lid. They give each other a high-five. They put together a breakfast tray.'' | ||
'''Arthur''': I'll just bring Mom and Dad their breakfast and then we'll clean the... | '''Arthur''': I'll just bring Mom and Dad their breakfast and then we'll clean the... | ||
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'''Arthur''': No, you let go! | '''Arthur''': No, you let go! | ||
'''D.W.''': You let go! | '''D.W.''': You let go! | ||
'''Grandma Thora''': | '''Grandma Thora''': I'll take it up to them. But first, let's just see the state of affairs here. Your father said there was a dishwasher full of dirty dishes. | ||
'''Arthur''': Yeah | '''Arthur''': Yeah. Because I forgot to scrape the plates and close the little detergent door. | ||
'''Grandma Thora''': (''opening the dishwasher door'') So, where are they? | '''Grandma Thora''': (''opening the dishwasher door'') So, where are they? | ||
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'''Grandma Thora''': Really? Okay, well, let's just give Kate a fresh diaper. | '''Grandma Thora''': Really? Okay, well, let's just give Kate a fresh diaper. | ||
'''D.W.''': | '''D.W.''': Already did that too. | ||
''Grandma Thora looks slightly astonished. The scene changes to Mr. and Mrs. Read's room, where Mr. and Mrs. Read are enjoying their breakfast in bed and D.W. is sitting on the bed looking pleased.'' | ''Grandma Thora looks slightly astonished. The scene changes to Mr. and Mrs. Read's room, where Mr. and Mrs. Read are enjoying their breakfast in bed and D.W. is sitting on the bed looking pleased.'' | ||
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'''D.W.''': (''facepalms'') Oh, no! | '''D.W.''': (''facepalms'') Oh, no! | ||
''The "here we go again" music plays. Arthur uses a dishcloth to blow his nose | ''The "here we go again" music plays. Arthur uses a dishcloth to blow his nose and the show ends.'' | ||