I Can't Snap My Fingers

I can't snap my fingers'''''It can't be hard to do'''''Well I can crack my knuckles'''''Mom says that's bad for you'''''I can break a pencil'''''It kind of has that sound'''''But I can't snap my fingers'''''Like the other kids around'''''I practice every morning'''''On the way to school'''''But finger snappers laugh at me'''''Someday I will be cool'''''I ate a fish called snapper'''''But it didn't help'''''How do fish snap anyway'''''I mean, they're all wet and slippery and who can'''''Even hear it in underwater?'''''Well let me tell you folks'''''I can't snap my fingers'''''I really wish I could'''''I should give up practicing'''''Because I'm just no good'''''Hey, I did it! I did it!