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Francine: Ow.Ow,ow,ow. (glares at the ceiling to only find a bucket land on her head) OW! (an apple lands on her head. | Francine: Ow.Ow,ow,ow. (glares at the ceiling to only find a bucket land on her head) OW! (an apple lands on her head. | ||
Arthur: (falls down from the backdrop) | Arthur: (falls down from the backdrop) WHHHHOOOOAAAA! | ||
(Arthur crash lands onto Francine. Smoke surrounded the stage. Francine spits out an apple) Ow. | (Arthur crash lands onto Francine. Smoke surrounded the stage. Francine spits out an apple) Ow. | ||
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Binky: I don't want to do some girls play! | Binky: I don't want to do some girls play! | ||
Sue Ellen: How about a spooky story, with thunder, and lightning... (thunder and lightning actually goes off) | Sue Ellen: How about a spooky story, with thunder, and lightning... (thunder and lightning actually goes off!) | ||
Class: (gasps) | Class: (gasps) | ||
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Sue Ellen: And a massive monster made of mucus who gets his arms pulled off! (appears to become such a monster) | Sue Ellen: And a massive monster made of mucus who gets his arms pulled off! (appears to become such a monster) | ||
Muffy: (smiling) | Muffy: (smiling) OH NO! | ||
Sue Ellen: Don't worry, they grow back. Being mucus and all.... | Sue Ellen: Don't worry, they grow back. Being mucus and all.... | ||
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Mr. Ratburn: Imaginative, but a bit too complicated for us, Sue Ellen. (he calls on The Brain next) | Mr. Ratburn: Imaginative, but a bit too complicated for us, Sue Ellen. (he calls on The Brain next) | ||
Brain: Let's simulate space travel. I can make rocket fuel easily | Brain: Let's simulate space travel. I can make rocket fuel easily! (pulls out a long document from his desk) | ||
Mr. Ratburn: Again, good, but complicated. How about the story of the great inventor, Thomas Edison? | Mr. Ratburn: Again, good, but complicated. How about the story of the great inventor, Thomas Edison? | ||
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Muffy: Oh, I thought that was his middle name. | Muffy: Oh, I thought that was his middle name. | ||
Mr. Ratburn: Thomas | Mr. Ratburn: Thomas ALVA Edison invented the phonograph........ (class stares in confusion) The? Record player?....... (class continues to stare) It was before CD's. It played music with a needle. | ||
Binky: Is that a joke? | Binky: Is that a joke?! | ||
Mr. Ratburn: No | Mr. Ratburn: No! I think this play will be very educational for everyone. | ||
''(Auditions are being held in the cafetorium. Mr. Ratburn is sitting in a chair with a notepad in his hands.)'' | ''(Auditions are being held in the cafetorium. Mr. Ratburn is sitting in a chair with a notepad in his hands.)'' | ||
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''(Arthur and Binky are on stage)'' | ''(Arthur and Binky are on stage)'' | ||
Binky: I was the wall in Humpty Dumpty, I was Plymouth Rock on Thanksgiving | Binky: I was the wall in Humpty Dumpty, I was Plymouth Rock on Thanksgiving! I hope there's a wall in this play because I'm real steady! | ||
Mr. Ratburn: All your auditions were excellent! Buster, since you have so much energy, you'll be the first lightbulb! | Mr. Ratburn: All your auditions were excellent! Buster, since you have so much energy, you'll be the first lightbulb! | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Mr. Ratburn: Arthur, you're the first phonograph! Binky, you're a locomotive!</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Mr. Ratburn: Arthur, you're the first phonograph! Binky, you're a locomotive!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: YES!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Mr. Ratburn:</span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> For the part of Thomas Edison.... | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Mr. Ratburn:</span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> For the part of Thomas Edison.... FRANCINE!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Class: Yay Francine! Alright Francine! Way to go! Congratulations! That's great!</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Class: Yay Francine! Alright Francine! Way to go! Congratulations! That's great!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I' | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I'M THE STAR?! I WON'T LET THE CLASS DOWN! I'M GONNA GIVE 110% TO THIS PART! </span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(At the library, Francine is looking for some books on Thomas Edison. She goes up to Miss Turner to help her out.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(At the library, Francine is looking for some books on Thomas Edison. She goes up to Miss Turner to help her out.)</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Arthur and Buster are walking down the sidewalk. Then, Francine speeds along in her bicycle carrying a lot of books, nearly hitting Buster and Arthur. They run after her.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Arthur and Buster are walking down the sidewalk. Then, Francine speeds along in her bicycle carrying a lot of books, nearly hitting Buster and Arthur. They run after her.)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: Francine, what are all those books?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: Francine, what are all those books?!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Can you believe that these were the only books the library had about Edison?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Can you believe that these were the only books the library had about Edison?!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Buster: Yeah.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Buster: Yeah.</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: Wanna come to the Sugar Bowl with us?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: Wanna come to the Sugar Bowl with us?</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I have to study my inventions. I don't have time for ice cream and childish small talk | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I have to study my inventions. I don't have time for ice cream and childish small talk!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: What's with her?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: What's with her?</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">(At night, there are lots of books in Francine's room. Then, she flickers the light switch on and off as part of Edison's invention of the lightbulb. However, it annoys Catherine.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(At night, there are lots of books in Francine's room. Then, she flickers the light switch on and off as part of Edison's invention of the lightbulb. However, it annoys Catherine.)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Catherine: Francine | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Catherine: Francine, I'm trying to read Shakespeare!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I'm sorry, Katherine, but if I'm to play Edison convincingly, I need experience with electric lights.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: I'm sorry, Katherine, but if I'm to play Edison convincingly, I need experience with electric lights.</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Good idea! I will! As soon as I'm done here. (flickers the lights)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Good idea! I will! As soon as I'm done here. (flickers the lights)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Catherine: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Catherine: MOTHER!!!!!!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(At the camera shop, the store clerk behind the counter shows Francine an old camera and explains the parts of it)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(At the camera shop, the store clerk behind the counter shows Francine an old camera and explains the parts of it)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Store Clerk: The film is pulled past the shutter...... (Francine begins to open a door) | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Store Clerk: The film is pulled past the shutter...... (Francine begins to open a door) DON'T OPEN IT! You'll expose the.... film.</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(At an antique store, she discovers a phonograph. She cranks the crank and it projects loud music right in the shopkeeper's face! Then, at the hardware store, she discovers all different types of lightbulbs. Meanwhile, Muffy and Prunella notice her.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(At an antique store, she discovers a phonograph. She cranks the crank and it projects loud music right in the shopkeeper's face! Then, at the hardware store, she discovers all different types of lightbulbs. Meanwhile, Muffy and Prunella notice her.)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Hey, Francine | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Hey, Francine! Francine!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Muffy and Prunella walk into the store.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Muffy and Prunella walk into the store.)</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: No, but you're welcome to study incondecent filaments with me. </span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: No, but you're welcome to study incondecent filaments with me. </span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: OH! How boring! We're talking about the mall! Stuff to buy, clothes to try on, FUN!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: My inventions are | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: My inventions are NOT boring! Without lights, you'd have to shop in the dark! Oh, I'm sorry, I guess you already do.</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Muffy cries and leaves.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Muffy cries and leaves.)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Prunella: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Prunella: THAT WAS MEAN!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: She insulted incondecent filaments first | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: She insulted incondecent filaments first!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Now we see the students trying their costumes.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Now we see the students trying their costumes.)</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Buster: I'm a lightbulb.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Buster: I'm a lightbulb.</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: You're an incandescent lamp! But I meant, | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: You're an incandescent lamp! But I meant, THESE!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Those are airholes. </span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Those are airholes. </span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: If an incandescent lamp had airholes, it wouldn't work. Don't you know | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: If an incandescent lamp had airholes, it wouldn't work. Don't you know ANYTHING?! (the Tough Customers music plays)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Yes, but....</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Yes, but....</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THIS PLAY?! | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THIS PLAY?! NO AIRHOLES!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: O...okay....</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: O...okay....</span> | ||
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(The crew busily prepares the set, but Francine is unsatisfied with the costumes) | (The crew busily prepares the set, but Francine is unsatisfied with the costumes) | ||
Francine: | Francine: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! | ||
Mr. Ratburn: What's the problem, Francine? | Mr. Ratburn: What's the problem, Francine? | ||
Francine: Sue Ellen's film has no sprocket holes. How could the pull-down claw move the film without | Francine: Sue Ellen's film has no sprocket holes. How could the pull-down claw move the film without ''SPROCKET HOLE''S?! | ||
Mr. Ratburn: Let's go have | Mr. Ratburn: Let's go have The Brain fix that. | ||
Arthur: Francine? | Arthur: Francine? | ||
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Francine: (forces the bell onto Arthur and yells into it) If you don't do it right, I'LL UNINVENT YOU AND YOU WON'T BE IN MY PLAY AT ALL! | Francine: (forces the bell onto Arthur and yells into it) If you don't do it right, I'LL UNINVENT YOU AND YOU WON'T BE IN MY PLAY AT ALL! | ||
(At the Sugar Bowl...) | (At the Sugar Bowl....) | ||
Buster: This is our own fault. We asked Ratburn to give her a good part. | Buster: This is our own fault. We asked Ratburn to give her a good part. | ||
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Arthur: Muffy, you're her best friend. Couldn't you speak to her? | Arthur: Muffy, you're her best friend. Couldn't you speak to her? | ||
Muffy: Of course I could speak to her. But I' | Muffy: Of course I could speak to her. But I'M NOT speaking to her. | ||
Prunella: Francine insulted her clothes. | Prunella: Francine insulted her clothes. | ||
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Arthur: No, that's okay. I'll talk to her. | Arthur: No, that's okay. I'll talk to her. | ||
Buster: Make it quick | Buster: Make it quick! We have dress rehearsal for the kindergarten kids in the morning. And our parents will be here tomorrow night! | ||
(Back at Francine's apartment...) | (Back at Francine's apartment...) | ||
Mrs. Frensky: Honey, it's Arthur again! He says it's important | Mrs. Frensky: Honey, it's Arthur again! He says it's important! | ||
Francine: It can't be important as what I'm doing. Tell him I'll see him tomorrow. | Francine: It can't be important as what I'm doing. Tell him I'll see him tomorrow. | ||
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Brain: It needs airholes Francine. | Brain: It needs airholes Francine. | ||
Francine: | Francine: Hmmmm.... (looks at a picture of a lightbulb) Uh huh, hmmmmmm...... No, it's perfect. | ||
Buster: Can't..... breathe...... | Buster: Can't..... breathe...... | ||
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Francine: Don't bother me, I'm preparing. | Francine: Don't bother me, I'm preparing. | ||
Arthur: You can't treat everyone like this. They're really mad at you | Arthur: You can't treat everyone like this. They're really mad at you! | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: They're just jealous because they don't have my talent and winning personality.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: They're just jealous because they don't have my talent and winning personality.</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: That's it! I'm gonna teach her | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: That's it! I'm gonna teach her!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Me too | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Me too!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Me three | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Me three!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(The kindergartners chat, then Muffy, dressed as a cowgirl, comes on stage to start the show.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(The kindergartners chat, then Muffy, dressed as a cowgirl, comes on stage to start the show.)</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">(kindergartners applaud)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(kindergartners applaud)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine (correctively whispers): Menlo Park, not Mental Park | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine (correctively whispers): Menlo Park, not Mental Park!</span> | ||
(The curtain opens as a violin piece plays. The phonograph is presented first with Francine as Edison and Fern, Maria and Alex as reporters.) | (The curtain opens as a violin piece plays. The phonograph is presented first with Francine as Edison and Fern, Maria and Alex as reporters.) | ||
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Francine: It's 1877 and here is my new invention, the phonograph. | Francine: It's 1877 and here is my new invention, the phonograph. | ||
Reporters: | Reporters: WE DON'T BELIEVE IT! | ||
Francine: Prepare to be amazed! (cranks the crank) | Francine: Prepare to be amazed! (cranks the crank) | ||
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Arthur: All operators are busy. Please hang up and dial again. | Arthur: All operators are busy. Please hang up and dial again. | ||
Francine (whispering): You're a phonograph, play music | Francine (whispering): You're a phonograph, play music!! (cranks it again) | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: If you're calling from a touchtone phone, press 1 now.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Arthur: If you're calling from a touchtone phone, press 1 now.</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: It's 1879, and here is my incondecent lamp! Brighter than any candle!</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: It's 1879, and here is my incondecent lamp! Brighter than any candle!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Reporters: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Reporters: WE DON'T BELIEVE IT!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Prepare to be amazed! (Buster's lightbulb costume has a new air grille in it;she then turns on a switch. Instead, Buster has a water gun.) Huh?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Prepare to be amazed! (Buster's lightbulb costume has a new air grille in it;she then turns on a switch. Instead, Buster has a water gun.) Huh?</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Buster squirts her in the face.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Buster squirts her in the face.)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: AAAHHHH!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Now how could that have happened?</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Brain: Now how could that have happened?</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Now it's time to use my </span>kinetoscope to film, "The Great Train Robbery"! | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Now it's time to use my </span>kinetoscope to film, "The Great Train Robbery"! | ||
Binky: (walks out on stage) | Binky: (walks out on stage) CHUGGA, CHUGGA! CHOO, CHOO! <span style="font-weight:normal;">CHUGGA, CHUGGA! CHOO, CHOO! CHUGGA, CHUGGA....</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Stick | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: Stick em up!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(Sue Ellen giggles)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(Sue Ellen giggles)</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: You're not robbing this train | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Binky: You're not robbing this train! Put em up! Put em up!</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">(kindergarteners laugh hysterically. The cast can-can dances while Francine attempts to go back to her spot, but gets shut out by the closing curtain. After the show, Francine goes into the dressing room with her head down and cries.)</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">(kindergarteners laugh hysterically. The cast can-can dances while Francine attempts to go back to her spot, but gets shut out by the closing curtain. After the show, Francine goes into the dressing room with her head down and cries.)</span> | ||
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<span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: That's up to Francine.</span> | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Muffy: That's up to Francine.</span> | ||
<span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Me? You ruined my show | <span style="font-weight:normal;">Francine: Me?! You ruined my show!</span> | ||
Arthur: Francine, it's not just | Arthur: Francine, it's not just YOUR show. We worked hard too! The show belongs to all of us! | ||
Francine: I guess maybe I was a little self-centered. | Francine: I guess maybe I was a little self-centered. Ok, I rot. But we could do a good show together. If anybody would want to do anything with me anymore. | ||
Mr. Ratburn: Well? | Mr. Ratburn: Well? |