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Francine's Bad Hair Day/Transcript
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[At Lakewood Elementary, in Mr. Ratburn's Class] | ||
Everybody: | [chitchat] | |
Mr. Ratburn: | [claps ruler on table] Quiet down! Now as you may have heard - Buster, turn around please. School pictures have just been scheduled | |
Muffy: | What? Now? I can't have my picture taken in these rags! | |
Mr. Ratburn: | Next Thursday afternoon. That should give you plenty of time to change your clothes, Miss Crosswire. | |
Arthur: | [Camera zooms to Arthur] There are a few things you have to remember about school pictures. Like, it's not a good idea to drink six cans of soda and then have your picture taken. [Buster's 2nd grade picture, he burps] Or rub your feet across the carpet and sit in a metal chair. [Prunella's hair sticks up] Or where a flower if you have allergies. [Binky sneezes] | |
[3rd Graders are in a huddle. They're playing the 4th graders in kickbalL.] | ||
Arthur: | One more out and we've got them! | |
Buster: | We'll never do it. They're 4th graders. | |
4th Graders: | [Telling them to hurry up] | |
Arthur: | Remember the plan. No matter what, get the ball to Francine. | |
3rd Graders: | [They run onto the field. Arthur is the pitcher] | |
Other 3rd Graders: | C'mon Arthur! You can do it! | |
Arthur: | [Rolls the ball. Billy hits it, it heads right towards Arthur] | |
Arthur: | Whoaaaahhh! [The ball hits Arthur in the face] | |
Francine: | Watch it! | |
Francine: | [The ball is heading right towards her] | |
Buster: | I got it! I got it! [Buster comes running in. The two collide, causing them to miss the catch] | |
Kyle: | Kick the baby. [he kicks Ike, and Ike mows down four mailboxes. Cartman yawns.] | |
3rd Graders: | Awwwwwwwww... | |
Francine: | [Picks up the ball, runs to home plate and tags Billy out] | |
Buster: | Youuuuuuu're out! | |
[Girl's Bathroom] | ||
Prunella: | My mother said I could get a new dress for picture day. | |
Muffy: | I'm getting new shoes and a dress. | |
Francine: | [walks in, her clothes are beat up] We beat the 4th graders! I tagged them and we won! | |
Prunella: | Well, anyway, we should compare dresses and make sure we're not wearing the same thing. | |
Muffy: | [talking to Francine] What are you wearing? | |
Francine: | To what? | |
Muffy, Sue Ellen, Prunella: | [annoyed] School pictures! | |
Francine: | Pictures? Who cares? | |
Prunella: | Not you obviously. | |
Muffy: | I think Francine will have the prettiest picture of all. | |
Francine: | [surprised] You do? | |
Muffy: | [bragging] Except for mine, of course. [Combs Francine's hair] | |
Francine: | [Imagines that she is a prom queen. In reality, she has a knot in her hair.] Ow! | |
Muffy: | It would take a lot of work, but you could be a whole new Francine. We could even look like twins. Maybe. | |
Francine | [combing hair] Really? Nah. | |
Muffy: | Leave it to me. | |
[Westboro Apartments] | ||
Francine: | [She opens her closet, and sports equipment falls out] I told you I didn't have any dresses. | |
Muffy: | [Spots a pink dress] What's that? Back there? Put it on! | |
Francine: | I'll look stupid! | |
Muffy: | Do you want a nice school picture or not? Trust me. | |
Francine: | [She put the dress on, and looks into a mirror] | |
Muffy: | See? It's perfect. Once you fix the little rip over here. Just have your mom run a needle over that. And now, for your hair. | |
Francine: | [surprised] What's wrong with my hair? | |
Muffy: | [annoyed] [grabs a brush] Close your eyes until I tell you to look. | |
Francine: | But! | |
Muffy: | Do it! [brushes Francine's hair] | |
Muffy: | Okay, you can look now. | |
Francine: | [Muffy gave her a weird hairstyle] Ahhhhh! | |
Muffy: | I don't get it. It always works for me. | |
Francine: | Get me out of this! | |
Muffy: | Wait, I have an idea. [Gets out her cell phone, calls somebody on speed dial] Hello? Flossie? Muffy. | |
Flossie: | [On the phone] Ahhhh Muffy! My favorite little [Spelling unknown]! Oh this is a treat! | |
Muffy: | Can I bring a friend to my appointment? She really needs something special. | |
Flossie: | You got it kid. | |
Muffy: | Well that's great. Thank you. [hangs up] It's all set. Meet me tomorrow afternoon at the Salon de Beaute. | |
Francine: | The what? | |
[Salon de Beaute] | ||
Francine: | You didn't say we were going to a beauty parlor! | |
Muffy: | What'd you think it was? A pet shop? | |
Francine: | No way am I going in there. | |
Muffy: | I knew you'd chicken out. Luckily, I brought my secret weapon. [Pulls out a horrible looking class photo of Francine from 2nd grade] Remember this? Last year's picture? Is this what you wanna look like? | |
Francine: | [bummed out] Okay... okay.... you win. | |
Muffy and Francine: | [Walks into the salon] | |
Flossie: | Muffy, Muffy! Oh [Spelling unknown] brilliant to see you! Everyone, look who's here! | |
Other Hair Stylists: | You're looking fabulous today oh my! | |
Flossie: | [talking to Francine] And what have we here? | |
Francine: | [nervous] Francine? | |
Flossie: | Oh, that's right. Ah, well, we don't promise miracles. Not in your price range anyway. [walks Francine to a chair, takes a picture of her. It comes up on the computer and shows how she would look with different hairstyles] This is our Queen of the Nile look, very popular. No? | |
Francine: | [Covers eyes] | |
Flossie: | Well then, let's try for something more [Spelling unknown] [A beehive hairstyle comes up] | |
Francine: | Don't you have anything more normal? | |
Flossie: | If you insist. Ah, I have just the thing. [A normal hairstyle comes up on the computer] | |
Francine: | [sastisfied] I'll take that, I guess. Only not too much hairspray. | |
Flossie: | You got it, kid. [Talks on microphone] One prom queen to go, extra curls, hold the sauce. | |
Flossie: | [humming while washing Francine's hair. Combs it, cuts it, curls it]] And now [Spelling unknown] you will rest and wake up as the girl of your dreams. | |
Francine: | [falls asleep] | |
[Francine's Dream] | ||
Announcer: | Ladies and gentleman, the moment you've all been waiting for. Let's hear it for FRANCINE FRENSKY! [Francine walks on a runway] Francine is putting a brand new hairdo. The crowd is loving it. | |
Francine | Play ball! | |
Announcer: | She prepares herself for the opening pitch, as she takes her place behind the plate. And there's the pitch! [Arthur pitches the kickball] | |
4th Grade Male Rabbit: | [Francine tangles him in his hair, and catches the ball] Huh? | |
Umpire: | Strike! | |
Announcer: | What a dazzling play by Francine! | [End of Francine's Bad Hair Day.] |
UNFINISHED