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Fifteen/Transcript
Season 15, Episode 1 (Fifteen)
Arthur: [preparing to brush his teeth] Do you ever feel that you're always in a rush?
Jane Read: [calling:] Arthur, hurry up! You're gonna be late for school!
Arthur: [taking a math test] Like your constantly running out of time?
Mr. Ratburn: Two minutes left. Finish up.
Arthur: [playing a soccer game against Mighty Mountain] Everyone's always racing around. No one ever slows down.
Mr. Ratburn: [blows a whistle]
Arthur: The game's over? [cut to a scene where Arthur plays a video game] Even when you're just relaxing, you still--
Buster: Arthur, you only have 15 seconds.
Arthur: Why? I'm almost at the next level.
Buster: No, not for the game. The show has to start. See? timer appears on 15 seconds onscreen [Buster starts counting down.]
Arthur: But, but I'm not done yet! I still have lost more to save. Wait! [push-fading appears, Arthur straining and pushing against it] You can't just starting countdown one time to say something about the crazy pace of life! [push-fading pushing Arthur] That's not fair!
Buster: 1!
Fifteen [title card shows Arthur hoping on D.W.'s trike]
Mr. Haney [speaking on P.A.]: We have something very special, we would like to introduce you our very own George Lundrain
[Miss Tingley whispers]
Mr. Haney: Thank you, Miss Tingley. George Lundgren will be appearing on a radio quiz show called 15 Minutes of Fame, and he will be playing for a total of $500.
Arthur: Congratulations, George. How did get to appear?
Mr. Ratburn: Remember class, your art history reports are due tomorrow.
Buster: Do we still get merit points for everyone who turns in their reports?
Mr. Ratburn: Yes, and for everyone who turns it in will have 15 merit points.
Francine: And then, we'll break the 500 mark.
Binky: And that means....
All: No Homework Day!
[Buster Speaks Dutch]
Arthur: What does that mean?
Buster: It means "Good moring, how are you?'" in Dutch. I made it up while I did my report. Did you know-
Buster: What's wrong?
Arthur: My report on Michelangelo, it's at home.
Buster: Oh no. If you don't hand it in, we won't get No Homework Day. Knowing Ratburn, he'll probably turn into Extra Homework Day.
[flashback starts, Mr. Ratburn pulls a wheelbarrow of homework.]
[dreadful music plays]
Mr. Ratburn [angrily]: Muffy, learn French by tomorrow.
[Muffy groans]
Mr. Ratburn: Binky, write a novel, and don't use the internet.
[Binky groans]
Mr. Ratburn: If Arthur didn't turn his report in on time, things would be very different.
[Class starts looking mad at Arthur]
Arthur: I was in a hurry. I said I was sorry.
[flashback ends]
Buster: You have time! Go!
David Read: Uh oh, Jane! Arthur left his report here. He said if he didn't turn it in there would be big trouble!