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==Opening== | ==Opening== | ||
(''Arthur and the kids are studying'')<br | (''Arthur and the kids are studying'')<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': (to the viewers) You can learn a lot about a person just from what's in their desk. For instance, in Francine's desk...<br | '''Arthur''': (to the viewers) You can learn a lot about a person just from what's in their desk. For instance, in Francine's desk...<br> | ||
'''Francine''': Hey, what do you think you're doing?<br | '''Francine''': Hey, what do you think you're doing?<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': We're looking in your desk to see how neat or messy it is, stuff like that.<br | '''Arthur''': We're looking in your desk to see how neat or messy it is, stuff like that.<br> | ||
'''Francine''': No way, it's off-limits. Try Buster's desk.<br | '''Francine''': No way, it's off-limits. Try Buster's desk.<br> | ||
'''Buster''': Hey, that's not fair! If he can't look in yours, then he can't look in mine. Try Binky's.<br | '''Buster''': Hey, that's not fair! If he can't look in yours, then he can't look in mine. Try Binky's.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': He's going to get more than he bargained for if he tries to open my desk.<br | '''Binky''': He's going to get more than he bargained for if he tries to open my desk.<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': Come on, guys, it's for the show.<br | '''Arthur''': Come on, guys, it's for the show.<br> | ||
'''Francine''': That's another thing: How come you're the one who gets to introduce the show?<br | '''Francine''': That's another thing: How come you're the one who gets to introduce the show?<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': Because it's my show.<br | '''Arthur''': Because it's my show.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': Well, maybe that needs to change.<br | '''Binky''': Well, maybe that needs to change.<br> | ||
''' | '''Ratburn''': (to the viewers) I knew this would happen eventually. Unfortunately, kids can be rather petty sometimes. Here, follow me.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': I'm calling it the Binky Barnes Variety Hour, and anyone who doesn't like it can walk!<br | '''Binky''': I'm calling it the Binky Barnes Variety Hour, and anyone who doesn't like it can walk!<br> | ||
(''Cut to the hallway'')<br | (''Cut to the hallway'')<br> | ||
''' | '''Ratburn''':I'll show you around the teachers' lounge. The nice thing about adults is that we don't blow little things out of proportion.<br> | ||
(''Cut to inside the teachers' lounge'')<br | (''Cut to inside the teachers' lounge'')<br> | ||
'''Miss Sweetwater''': I didn't move your cheese!<br | '''Miss Sweetwater''': I didn't move your cheese!<br> | ||
''' | '''Haney''': Yes, you did! Mr. Marco said so!<br> | ||
''' | '''Ms. Krasny''': All right, who isn't washing their coffee mugs?<br> | ||
(''Mr. Ratburn immediately closes the door and smiles sheepishly to the viewers as it fades to black'') | (''Mr. Ratburn immediately closes the door and smiles sheepishly to the viewers as it fades to black'') | ||
==Title Card== | ==Title Card== | ||
'''Binky''': ('''VO''') "Desk Wars"<br | '''Binky''': ('''VO''') "Desk Wars"<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': Yee-ha! | '''Arthur''': Yee-ha! | ||
==Mr. Ratburn's Classroom== | ==Mr. Ratburn's Classroom== | ||
(''The scene opens with the shot of the sun, then we fade to inside Mr. Ratburn's classroom; Binky's feet | (''The scene opens with the shot of the sun, then we fade to inside Mr. Ratburn's classroom; Binky's feet is on George's desk'')<br /> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': Binky, just because George is absent today doesn't mean you can put your feet on his chair.<br /> | '''Sue Ellen''': Binky, just because George is absent today doesn't mean you can put your feet on his chair.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': Binky, put your shoes on your feet and off the chair, thank you. Now, as I was saying, the United Nations was established after World War II to prevent future conflicts and foster cooperation between countries. Its organizations include the United Nations Children's Fund...<br /> | '''Mr. Ratburn''': Binky, put your shoes on your feet and off the chair, thank you. Now, as I was saying, the United Nations was established after World War II to prevent future conflicts and foster cooperation between countries. Its organizations include the United Nations Children's Fund...<br /> | ||
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'''Arthur''': Thanks.<br /> | '''Arthur''': Thanks.<br /> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': The International Fund for Agriculture...<br /> | '''Mr. Ratburn''': The International Fund for Agriculture...<br /> | ||
''' | '''Buster''': My dad made these cookies. We can share them later.<br /> | ||
'''Francine''': Bionic Bunny' | '''Francine''': Bionic Bunny'sold news. The Judo Kittens are where it's at. Hey, Muffy, do you have those Judo Kitten stickers you promised me?<br /> | ||
'''Muffy''': (gives a judo shout; a piece of paper lands on her desk) Brain, get your papers out of my space.<br /> | '''Muffy''': (gives a judo shout; a piece of paper lands on her desk) Brain, get your papers out of my space.<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': I've just completed an upgrade of my desk. I've added a supplies dispenser. Press this button, for instance, and a pencil is delivered to you automatically. And it's all energized by a solar panel that I've put here.<br /> | '''Brain''': I've just completed an upgrade of my desk. I've added a supplies dispenser. Press this button, for instance, and a pencil is delivered to you automatically. And it's all energized by a solar panel that I've put here.<br /> | ||
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'''Muffy''': Brain! Put that ruffle back up right now!<br /> | '''Muffy''': Brain! Put that ruffle back up right now!<br /> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': All right, I've had enough. Alan, move to George's desk for the rest of the day.<br /> | '''Mr. Ratburn''': All right, I've had enough. Alan, move to George's desk for the rest of the day.<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': What? But... but it was Muffy's...<br /> | '''Brain''': What?! But... but it was Muffy's...<br /> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': You heard me.<br /> | '''Mr. Ratburn''': You heard me.<br /> | ||
(''Fade to Brain sitting next to Binky'')<br /> | (''Fade to Brain sitting next to Binky'')<br /> | ||
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'''Brain''': It's so much hotter over here. In fact, according to my calculations, the only desk warmer than this one is yours, Binky.<br /> | '''Brain''': It's so much hotter over here. In fact, according to my calculations, the only desk warmer than this one is yours, Binky.<br /> | ||
'''Binky''': Hey, that's not fair.<br /> | '''Binky''': Hey, that's not fair.<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': And what's all this pink sticky stuff? And his chair squeaks. And what in the world is this?<br /> | '''Brain''': And what's all this pink sticky stuff? And his chair squeaks. And what in the world is this?!<br /> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': George has been working on that all year. It's a dinosaur made out of wads of gum.<br /> | '''Sue Ellen''': George has been working on that all year. It's a dinosaur made out of wads of gum.<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': Great...<br /> | '''Brain''': Great...<br /> | ||
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'''Arthur''': I don't want to have an argument with you!<br /> | '''Arthur''': I don't want to have an argument with you!<br /> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': Arthur, Buster, I warned you. Arthur, go sit at Alan's desk.<br /> | '''Mr. Ratburn''': Arthur, Buster, I warned you. Arthur, go sit at Alan's desk.<br /> | ||
'''Arthur''': Huh?<br /> | '''Arthur''': Huh?!<br /> | ||
(''Cut back to the orange sun, and then to Brain who is sweating'')<br /> | (''Cut back to the orange sun, and then to Brain who is sweating'')<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': (thinking) I can't believe Arthur's sitting at my desk. And he's messing with my supplies dispenser!<br /> | '''Brain''': (thinking) I can't believe Arthur's sitting at my desk. And he's messing with my supplies dispenser!<br /> | ||
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(''Cut back to the orange sun, then back to the fan and Arthur in it'')<br /> | (''Cut back to the orange sun, then back to the fan and Arthur in it'')<br /> | ||
'''Francine''': That's so like Arthur. (''pans to Francine and Buster'') He's always betraying his friends.<br /> | '''Francine''': That's so like Arthur. (''pans to Francine and Buster'') He's always betraying his friends.<br /> | ||
'''Buster | '''Buster'''So don't even try coming back.<br /> | ||
'''Francine''': Yeah, we're going to recruit somebody else for our group.<br /> | '''Francine''': Yeah, we're going to recruit somebody else for our group.<br /> | ||
'''Binky''': Hey, I'll join. Arthur's desk has got to be cooler than mine.<br /> | '''Binky''': Hey, I'll join. Arthur's desk has got to be cooler than mine.<br /> | ||
'''Brain''': But that'll mean I'm sitting in the worst desk in the whole class. And it's all Muffy's fault!<br | '''Brain''': But that'll mean I'm sitting in the worst desk in the whole class. And it's all Muffy's fault!<br> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': Brain, it just doesn't matter. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath, then work on my report.<br | '''Sue Ellen''': Brain, it just doesn't matter. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath, then work on my report.<br> | ||
'''Brain''': I want my desk back!<br | '''Brain''': I want my desk back!<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': I can't believe Binky's at my desk. Oh, and sweating on it.<br | '''Arthur''': I can't believe Binky's at my desk. Oh, and sweating on it.<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': I've run out of lead for my mechanical pencil. Arthur, hand me one of Brain's pencils.<br | '''Muffy''': I've run out of lead for my mechanical pencil. Arthur, hand me one of Brain's pencils.<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': But won't he mind?<br | '''Arthur''': But won't he mind?<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': Oh, no, Brain's always happy to loan me his pencils.<br | '''Muffy''': Oh, no, Brain's always happy to loan me his pencils.<br> | ||
'''Brain''': I can't believe it! Arthur, how could you give her my pencil?<br | '''Brain''': I can't believe it! Arthur, how could you give her my pencil?<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': Oops!<br | '''Muffy''': Oops!<br> | ||
(''Muffy sees a pencil sharpener and goes to sharpen Brain's pencil, but she gasps when she sees Brain going after her so she sits back down'')<br | (''Muffy sees a pencil sharpener and goes to sharpen Brain's pencil, but she gasps when she sees Brain going after her so she sits back down'')<br> | ||
'''George''': Hi, guys, my dentist appointment ended early. Uh, hi, Brain. Um, could I have my desk back?<br | '''George''': Hi, guys, my dentist appointment ended early. Uh, hi, Brain. Um, could I have my desk back?<br> | ||
'''Brain''': Talk to Arthur.<br | '''Brain''': Talk to Arthur.<br> | ||
(''Cut to George with Arthur'')<br | (''Cut to George with Arthur'')<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': Talk to Binky.<br | '''Arthur''': Talk to Binky.<br> | ||
(''Cut to George with Binky'')<br | (''Cut to George with Binky'')<br> | ||
'''Binky''': I'm not moving. I like it here. And don't even think of sitting at my old desk. That's mine, too.<br | '''Binky''': I'm not moving. I like it here. And don't even think of sitting at my old desk. That's mine, too.<br> | ||
'''George''': What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat.<br | '''George''': What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat.<br> | ||
(''Cut to George doing his report next to the computer; then back to Muffy and Fern'')<br | (''Cut to George doing his report next to the computer; then back to Muffy and Fern'')<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': Arthur, would you | '''Muffy''': Arthur, would you t out another pencil from Brain's desk, please?<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': I can't do that, Muffy. They aren't my pencils to lend.<br | '''Arthur''': I can't do that, Muffy. They aren't my pencils to lend.<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': George, would you be a dear and sharpen this pencil for me? You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.<br | '''Muffy''': George, would you be a dear and sharpen this pencil for me? You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.<br> | ||
'''Brain''': (growls)<br | '''Brain''': (growls)<br> | ||
'''George''': Really? You mean I can sit with you guys?<br | '''George''': Really? You mean I can sit with you guys?<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': Uh, no, it's only an honorary membership. But what do you say, will you?<br | '''Muffy''': Uh, no, it's only an honorary membership. But what do you say, will you?<br> | ||
'''Brain''': George, give me that pencil or your friend here gets it. (''George begins to panic'')<br | '''Brain''': George, give me that pencil or your friend here gets it. (''George begins to panic'')<br> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': Hey, that's not fair! I've watched George work on that dinosaur all year | '''Sue Ellen''': Hey, that's not fair! I've watched George work on that dinosaur all year! If you destroy it, Binky's rubber band ball gets tossed out the window.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': Hey!<br | '''Binky''': Hey!<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': George, don't listen to them! Give the pencil to me or Brain's desk gets covered in Judo Kitten stickers.<br | '''Muffy''': George, don't listen to them! Give the pencil to me or Brain's desk gets covered in Judo Kitten stickers.<br> | ||
'''Francine''': Hey! You promised me those stickers. If you waste them on Brain's desk, your dust ruffle is toast.<br | '''Francine''': Hey! You promised me those stickers. If you waste them on Brain's desk, your dust ruffle is toast.<br> | ||
'''Fern''': Hey! Cut up that dust ruffle and Arthur's comic book gets shredded!<br | '''Fern''': Hey! Cut up that dust ruffle and Arthur's comic book gets shredded!<br> | ||
'''Buster''': Hey, that's my comic book! And if it gets even a single tear... I'm eating all of Arthur's cookies!<br | '''Buster''': Hey, that's my comic book! And if it gets even a single tear... I'm eating all of Arthur's cookies!<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': Hey!<br | '''Arthur''': Hey!<br> | ||
(''George then begins to hum nervously under pressure'')<br | (''George then begins to hum nervously under pressure'')<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': So what's it going to be, George?<br | '''Muffy''': So what's it going to be, George?<br> | ||
(''George then resumes sharpening the pencil. He pulls it out, but the lead breaks off. He tries again, but the tip of the pencil gets twisted up, so George tries again under pressure from his friends staring at him.'')<br | (''George then resumes sharpening the pencil. He pulls it out, but the lead breaks off. He tries again, but the tip of the pencil gets twisted up, so George tries again under pressure from his friends staring at him.'')<br> | ||
'''Brain''': George, now, I've also got Sue Ellen's United Nations report.<br | '''Brain''': George, now, I've also got Sue Ellen's United Nations report.<br> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': Hey!<br | '''Sue Ellen''': Hey!<br> | ||
'''Brain''': Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!<br | '''Brain''': Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!<br> | ||
(''George sees the pencil is getting smaller from the sharpening making Arthur gasp which startles Brain so much that he knocks over the book which destroy's George's gum dinosaur'')<br | (''George sees the pencil is getting smaller from the sharpening making Arthur gasp which startles Brain so much that he knocks over the book which destroy's George's gum dinosaur'')<br> | ||
'''George''': No!<br | '''George''': No!<br> | ||
'''Sue Ellen''': I warned you! (''She proceeds to throw the rubber band ball out the window causing Binky to destroy the pencil causing Brain to tear up Sue Ellen's report'')<br | '''Sue Ellen''': I warned you! (''She proceeds to throw the rubber band ball out the window causing Binky to destroy the pencil causing Brain to tear up Sue Ellen's report'')<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': Kitten number one... Kitten number two...<br | '''Muffy''': Kitten number one... Kitten number two...<br> | ||
'''Brain''': No! My desk!<br | '''Brain''': No! My desk!<br> | ||
'''Francine''': I warned you, Muffy! (''She proceeds to cut the sheet causing Fern to scream and tear up Buster's comic book'')<br | '''Francine''': I warned you, Muffy! (''She proceeds to cut the sheet causing Fern to scream and tear up Buster's comic book'')<br> | ||
'''Buster''': My comic! (''Buster then proceeds to eat Arthur's cookies'')<br | '''Buster''': My comic! (''Buster then proceeds to eat Arthur's cookies'')<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': My cookies!<br | '''Arthur''': My cookies!<br> | ||
(''Arthur then | (''Arthur then runs to Buster who throws the remaining cookies at Jenna who then ducks from the stuff heading towards her, and soon the whole class starts to fight, including Fern throwing sheets of paper at the fan. Buster then takes out the moldy sandwich and throws it which almost hits Mr. Haney as he walks in'')<br> | ||
'''Mr. Haney''': What in Aunt Betsy is going on here?<br | '''Mr. Haney''': What in Aunt Betsy is going on here?!<br> | ||
(''At this, the kids all start to complain'')<br | (''At this, the kids all start to complain'')<br> | ||
'''Mr. Haney''': Quiet, everybody! | '''Mr. Haney''': Quiet, everybody! Since this class is normally a well-behaved group of children, I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up this mess. But if you don't, you'll all be staying after school and I'll help you work it out. I'll be back. (''Sees the moldy sandwich'') Yuck.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': Well, I'll gather all the erasers.<br | '''Binky''': Well, I'll gather all the erasers.<br> | ||
'''Francine''': No fair! That's the easiest job | '''Francine''': No fair! That's the easiest job! And this mess is all your fault.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': My fault? What about Muffy?<br | '''Binky''': My fault?! What about Muffy?<br> | ||
'''Muffy''': What did I do?<br | '''Muffy''':What did I do?<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': He ate my cookies!<br | '''Arthur''': He ate my cookies!<br> | ||
'''Brain''': I didn't do anything!<br | '''Brain''': I didn't do anything!<br> | ||
'''Arthur''': | '''Arthur''': George, why are you cleaning up? You didn't make any of this mess.<br> | ||
'''George''': I don't mind cleaning up. You guys make | '''George''': I don't mind cleaning up. You guys make a big deal out of everything.<br> | ||
'''Francine''': I suppose I could straighten the desks.<br | '''Francine''': I suppose I could straighten the desks.<br> | ||
'''Brain''': I'll rewrite Sue Ellen's U.N. report.<br | '''Brain''': I'll rewrite Sue Ellen's U.N. report.<br> | ||
'''Binky''': I'll get a mop.<br | '''Binky''': I'll get a mop.<br> | ||
(''Cut to everyone working on their reports in the now clean classroom'')<br | (''Cut to everyone working on their reports in the now clean classroom'')<br> | ||
'''Mr. Ratburn''': I just got off the phone with my sister. And I'm an uncle! Oh, and what a wonderful, peaceful classroom this is on a lovely bright sunny day!<br | '''Mr. Ratburn''': I just got off the phone with my sister. And I'm an uncle! Oh, and what a wonderful, peaceful classroom this is on a lovely bright sunny day!<br> | ||
==Muffy's Backyard== | ==Muffy's Backyard== | ||
00:11:45This is great! | |||
00:11:46It was really nice of you | |||
to invite the whole class over, Muffy. | |||
00:11:49It was the least I could do. | |||
00:11:51We all needed to cool down. | |||
( | 00:11:52Hey, what started that fight anyway? | ||
00:11:56BOTH: I don't know. | |||
00:11:58Hey, do you hear that noise? | |||
00:12:01(boinging) | |||
(screams) | |||
BINKY: My rubber band ball. | |||
00:12:07Hey, come back here! | |||
00:12:08Close the gate so it doesn't bounce out! | |||
00:12:11BUSTER: It's headed for the topiary! | |||
00:12:13MUFFY: Let's help him corner it! | |||
[[Category:Transcripts]] | [[Category:Transcripts]] | ||
