D.W. the Copycat/Transcript

[D.W. HUMS]

Arthur: [GASPS] MOM!!  D.W.'s drawing in my book! Mo-om! Stop her!

D.W.: They forgot the colors, so I'm putting it in.

Arthur: They're suppose to be that way.  Sometimes I imagine how great life would be if D.W. was different.  Like if she were more like the Brain.

D.W.: I'll do that homework for you.  All done. Let's play ball.

Arthur: Or more like the Bionic Bunny.

D.W.: # Te-dah! #  I'll take you to get air!  Put your helmet on!

Arthur: I'd even like her better if she were more like a donkey.

D.W.: HEE-HAW!

Arthur: Giddy up, D.W.! GO! GO!

D.W.: HEE-HAW!

Buster: Boy, I wish I had a sister who was a donkey like D.W.

Arthur: ANY change would be an improvement.

[SMASH!]

[KATE GIGGLES]

Jane: Something wrong, honey?

Arthur: I'm bored. None of my friends can play.

Jane: Why don't you go play with D.W.?

D.W.: [SHE SIGHS]

Arthur: ..HUH?!  I'm not THAT desperate!  Well...only if she promises not to be annoying.

D.W.: I won't do anything that's annoying.  If I'm even a little teeny tiny tiny eany-weeniest bit annoying tell me and I'll stop, because I don't wanna be annoying.

Arthur: OK. OK!

D.W.: (Please notice that I'm not being annoying.)

Arthur: Bottom of the ninth.  Arthur Read is one out away from pitching a perfect game.

[SQUEAKING]

Arthur: Huh?! What are you doing?

D.W.: It's Princess Sneeze'n'Wet's turn to bat.

Arthur: N-O! NO!!  There are no babies in baseball!

D.W.: What if they were really good?  This is America, Arthur. Everybody gets an equal chance.

Arthur: Why do I even try to play with you?  Go play with Kate! You're such a baby!

D.W.: Am not!

Arthur: Well, you ACT like it!

D.W.: Do not! Can Kate do this?  Whoa-a-a...!

D.W.: Don't change that channel!

Arthur: I have to watch Bionic Bunny.  It's the back-to-back special award-winning three-part episode.  Where he travels through time to fight the evil...mechanical cave...Bunnysaurus.

D.W.: Mary Moo-Cow was just explaining green.

Jane: Excuse me. I'm on the phone.

D.W.: Arthur's trying to stop me from watching educational TV.

Arthur: It's time for the back-to-back special award-...

D.W.: How I am ever supposed to understand green?

Jane: Who got here first?

Arthur: [FRUSTRATED SNARLING]

D.W.: YOU don't like doing anything with me any more!

Arthur: Because you like boring things.  I wish you wanted to do interesting things. More like me.

D.W.: THEN you'd wanna play with me?

Arthur: Sure.

David: I've got your favorite, D.W. Banana and peanut butter.

D.W.: Yum!

Arthur: I want watermelon.

D.W.: ..I want watermelon too.

David: Wanna go on the swings, D.W.?

D.W.: YEAH!

Arthur: Wanna play catch with us, Dad?

D.W.: I do!

D.W.: Oops.

Arthur: [GROANS] The Bionic Bunny Show!

The Bionic Bunny Show Narrator: Created by super-science and radical animal husbandry to fight crime, Bionic Bunny hops into action for goodness sake.

Bionic Bunny: The room's filling with water! I'll drown unless I drink it all.

Arthur: Are you gonna watch that?

D.W.:  Uh-huh.

Arthur: What about Mary Moo-Cow?

D.W.: That's a kiddie show.  # Bo-ring! #

Arthur: [SNARLING]

Arthur: That was great!

D.W.: That was great!  Aren't you gonna stay and watch Foreign Metallic Spelunking Squad?

Arthur: OK. Do you want some ice cream?

D.W.: Yeah.

Jane: I hope you two aren't fighting over the TV.

Arthur: No. D.W.'s finally got good taste.

D.W.: I'm gonna try on my new clothes.  How do you like them, Arthur? I picked them out myself.

Arthur: Don't you already HAVE clothes like that?

D.W.: No.

Arthur: They look familiar...

Bionic Bunny: I call THAT my built-in escape CLAWS!

Arthur: Do YOU even know what that means?

D.W.: Of course.

(Boys, including Binky, screaming in the boys toilet)

Binky: YEOW!

Arthur: Stop doing everything I do!

D.W.: We just happen to be interested in the same things.

Arthur: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

D.W.: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

Buster: Am I seeing double?

Francine: Was that Arthur's sister?

Brain: Or a frightening scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.

Buster: Arthur, what's with D.W.?

Arthur: She has to come with me. Mom and Dad are shopping.

Buster: No, I meant the... (mimics D.W. wearing glasses)

Arthur: Are those my old glasses?

D.W.: No. I punched the lenses out of my sunglasses.

Buster: Why is D.W. dressed like you?

Arthur: I don't know. She's driving me crazy.

Buster: Last to the Sugar Bowl is a henway!

D.W.: Arthur, wait for me!

Buster: You're last, Arthur! You're a henway.

Arthur: What's a henway?

Buster: About five pounds.

D.W.: Wait for me!

Arthur: We're going to get a table.

Binky: Hi, Arthur!  Hi, Arthur. ..Huh?!  Oh, there's TWO of you!

Sugar Bowl Waitress: Do you want a baby seat?

D.W.: THAT would be a thoughtful thing to ask...IF THERE WAS A BABY HERE!!

Arthur: I wish you'd cut it out, D.W. You just look weird.

Binky: You can't fool me, Arthur.  There can't be TWO of you! ..Who's this?

Arthur: I'M Arthur. THAT's my sister!

Binky: You look like a ring-tailed doofus!

Arthur: I've been trying to tell her that.

Binky: Those are the goofiest clothes and shoes and glasses I ever saw!

Arthur: Hey!

Arthur: Mom, Dad, can we move and not tell D.W. where we're going?

David: No. Why?

Arthur: She's driving me crazy.  It's like having a twin or an extra shadow or a really weird little sister who follows me everywhere. Yesterday, I heard the kids talking...

Muffy: Don't tell Arthur. Everyone's invited to my house to swim.

Buster: Why NOT tell Arthur?

Francine: Because his sister, Arthur Jr. will tag along.

David: Maybe you should tell D.W. how you feel.

Arthur: Me?  Why can't YOU?

Jane: This is between the two of YOU.

Arthur: I guess you're right.

Tommy: Wanna come over and watch our video?

Timmy: Vegetables Sing The ABCs.  It's the sequel to Freddie Fruit Counts By Twos.

D.W.: No, that's for babies.

Tommy: It's not. They sing them backwards, too.

[THE TIBBLES DEMONSTRATE]

D.W.: No, I'm playing soccer with Arthur.

Tommy: Sounds boring.

D.W.: Yeah... I-I mean no. It's grown-up.

Timmy: Eugh!

Tommy: Eugh!

Arthur: D.W..  You don't even like the things I do. Why don't you give us both a break and stop copying me!

D.W.: You mean you think I should do the things I like?

Arthur: Yes! Exactly!

D.W.: Instead of the interesting things YOU like?

Arthur: OK, OK.  Sorry I said everything you like is boring.

D.W.: So you'll still play with me sometimes?

Arthur: Sure.

D.W.: Finally, I can change these clothes.  And MOM said I can watch Mary Moo-Cow every day for as many days as YOU watched Bionic Bunny.

[PAL WHIMPERS]

Arthur: Why do I feel like I got tricked?

[PAL BARKS]