Buster's Carpool Catastrophe/Transcript

Cooking Class

Puffaeu: Today we make the most important food the world has ever known. Who can tell me what this food is?

Buster: The potato chip?

Muffy: Chicken Lickin's chix-stix with cheddarola?

Arthur: A fancy pastry filled with fruit?

Puffaeu: No, no, no. The "chip" is filled with the trans fats. Very unhealthy, mon ami! Better you should eat dirt! Mademoiselle, if you mention the name of this "Chicken Lickin" in my class again, you will be asked to leave. Monsieur Read, I will teach you to make the fruit pastry as promised, but you must learn to crawl before you walk. No, today, we make bread. Flour, water, yeast. And a little pinch of salt.

Arthur: I'm never going to make something for my dad in time for his birtday.

Muffy: Chef Puffaeu is a genius. He cannot be rushed.

Buster: How do we know he's a genius? We've been in this class for two weeks and I haven't tasted a cookie.

Muffy: He's famous. Didn't you see Preparing with Puffaeu?

Arthur: My dad watched that show. It was cancelled when Puffaeu yelled at the audience for clapping too loudly and ruining his souffle.

Puffaeu: Et voila! We let the dough rise, we bake it, and finally, we have this.

Buster: Can I taste it?

Puffaeu: No! This class is not about this. It is about... this. The process. The journey!

Buster: So... can I taste this?

Crosswires' Mansion

Muffy: Bailey, which is a better title for my cooking show? Crosswire's Classy Kitchen, or Muffy: Master Chef?

Bailey:Both are excellent. However, the term "master" may be a tad presumptuous when one has only ever made a sandwich. There seems to be something wrong with the limo.

Muffy: Oh, we can't be late. If you're late, Chef Puffaeu makes you peel onions for the entire class.

Bailey: Fear not, Miss Muffy. I'm sure you can go with one of the other students.

Buster's Condo

Bitzi: We agreed to drive Arthur this week, but I think we can squeeze in one more. See you in a bit. Muffy's car broke down. Sorry, sweetie, it'll be a little crowded in the back.

Buster: Are you kidding? This is going to be great! I'll get some games, and CDs, and we'll pack some snacks! This is going to be a party on wheels!

Crosswires' Mansion

Buster: Welcome to super-cool cooking class carpool! All aboard the Baxtermobile!

Muffy: The "Baxtermobile" is ten minutes late.

Buster: Don't worry, we'll get there with time to spare. My mom is the best driver in Elwood City.

Bitzi's Car

Buster: Muffy Crosswire: Mister Chef, take one.

Muffy: Master chef!

Buster: So Muffy, how do you like riding in Buster's super cool cooking class carpool?

Muffy: Next question!

Buster: Okay, if you were on an island, and the only things to eat are worms and beetles, which would it be?

Muffy: Give me that!

UNFINISHED