Based on a True Story

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The retarded Ladonna

Based on a Crappy Story is the first episode of the crappy Arthur reboot and also the first to be produced by Shit Story Productions. It is a two-part episode that first aired on October 15, 2012.

The Awful Plot

A new family moves to Elwood City, and their daughter, Ladonna (the worst cartoon character ever), is going to be at Lakewood Elementary. Her gift of lying gains her new friends, but she soon runs out of lies to tell, and makes one up. Her fib is caught, and the kids begin doubting if any of the other lies were true either. How can she redeem herself?

Bad Summary

The episode begins with Ladonna and her family leaving their home in South Park for a sixteen hour car drive to Elwood City. They soon arrive and unpack their crap at their new house, which is over 9000 blocks away from where the Read Family lives. Arthur and D.W. are walking down the street to meet the Crapson Family.

Ladonna invites them into the dump. After introducing one another Arthur then gives Ladonna a feces pie his dad made. Ladonna likes the poop and begins telling lies to both Arthur and D.W., but the two have to go to Grandma Thora's house.

After they left Bud who had been creeping said to his older sister that she would STFU and that she scared them away. Ladonna was a bit pissed that Bud had been creeping up on her. The next day at Lakewood, Mr. Haney (the retarded animators made him the wrong color) introduces the class to Ladonna.

At lunch the gangsters ask Ladonna questions about where she is from and what she does to get a life. Ladonna then starts telling crappy lies about her family and soon everyone starts listening to her lies. Many are unimpressed with her stories and she even went as far as telling the Tough Customers the lies. Meanwhile Bud tries to annoy D.W. with his animal sounds.

He did a owl and then a retarded purple dinosaur. D.W. was impressed and subsequently left. Bud is feeling pissed off that D.W. didn't like the animal sounds and Ladonna lectures him it takes time to make friends. Bud then questions how Ladonna made friends and even asked if she was fooling them.

His sister tells him that his new friends liked her lies then Bud asks what will happen when she runs out of lies. Ladonna later that night has a nightmare about what Bud had said to her. She no longer had lies to tell them and was soon no longer invited to hangout with them. Ladonna awakens and soon starts making up new stories lies. The next day at the playground at school Ladonna is telling lies, but this time Arthur and Buster have heard of the lies before. Soon Arthur and Buster start talking about Dark Bunny and Ladonna feels pissed and a bit so alone that she is a big old pile of bones. She soon starts to leave and her friends ask where she is going and which she replies she is going to get her meth spoon.

Later on at night Ladonna is sleeping and she soon dreams about what happens when she no longer has any interesting lies to her new friends. She then wakes up and starts writing down made up stories to tell her friends.

The next day at school in the cafeteria she starts to tell her "new" made up lies and soon her friends start to question her new lies. Soon she admits that she fibbed the lie. Soon most of her new friends leave her as she should of told them the truth.

Soon Arthur wants to give her a second chance, which Francine and Muffy disagree with the idea. Soon both Arthur and Buster move back to the table with Ladonna. They tell her that they hate her just the way she is and to be herself.

Meanwhile D.W. and Emily are having a "Meth party" with Bud. Bud isn't sure how to smoke and instead changes the pretend meth to weed soup. D.W. tells Bud that they are playing a meth party not weed and Bud asks why not. Soon after playing Bud thinks D.W. hates him. Soon Rapty (Bud's schizophrenic imaginary friend) talks to him and Bud decides to try telling dirty jokes to D.W. to impress her.

The next day Ladonna is going to explore and her mom makes her wear a joker hat her aunt made that she states is shitty. As Ladonna is walking she sees an golden eagle who is about prey upon Ladonna because she is a retarded rabbit and pulls out her cellphone to take a picture of it, but she ends up missing it because she is afraid that the golden eagle will eat her.

She turns to get her shitty hat that she threw to the ground after it kept falling over her head, but discovered to see a troll had taken it. She chased the troll, but tripped on a tree branch and soon discovered a pipe buried in the snow.

She returns the pipe to the owner (who smokes it) who in turn gives her four leaves of weed for returning a pipe that was missing for over 9000 years, which was a little bit depressing to Ladonna. She decides to get cocaine from a vending machine and soon she receives a lot of rock from the vending machine much to her excitement.

As she is walking along she sees a fucked up hat almost identical to the one that the troll had stolen from her earlier in the day. She then uses the rock she got from the vending machine to buy it. Ladonna then lies to everyone about what happened the previous day, but her friends don't believe her and she tells Arthur she will prove it was a lie to him after school.

Meanwhile Bud is telling a dirty joke to D.W. as they are building a snowman. D.W. noticed the marijuana leaf was missing and Bud admits that he toked it and he replaces the marijuana for a cigar much to D.W.'s displeasure. Then the Tibble Twins threw a giant snowball at the snowman they were building decapitating the head and the twins start trolololing at the mayhem they caused.

Bud then fights the Tibbles despite D.W. warnings to him that those were Tibbles. Bud demands them to put the head of the snowman back and the Tibbles questioned what he was going to do about. Bud then finished them by ripping off his face blowing fire from his skull.

The fatality proved to be very effective and the Tibbles died, which was very impressive to D.W. and soon the two friends resumed building the snowman. Meanwhile both Arthur and Ladonna were looking to find proof to Ladonna's lie by going places that Ladonna visited.

Soon Ladonna realized that there was no way she was going to ever prove her lie was accurate, but Arthur tells her that she doesn't believe her since she went through all the trouble to prove it to be a lie him. Just as they are leaving Arthur spots the troll wearing Ladonna's old shitty hat.

Back at Lakewood she tells everyone about the lie and shows them the shitty hat too. She gives the shitty hat to Francine who hates the hat and Muffy bashes Ladonna for not giving it to her and states she really is a good liar and a bitch. Ladonna is says "Fuck it!" And lives the school and gets hit by a car. THE END