Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival/Transcript

Arthur:

My dad's a chef

You think that's great?

Just try to guess

What's on your plate

He mixes things

And then he bakes

Why can't he stick

To chocolate cakes?

I want some ice cream

Chocolate would be good

Ice cream that tastes...

Just like it should!

Not broccoli

Turkey or a lima bean

It's got to taste like ice cream!

David: You have to try

My latest treat

A jellied fish

Inside a beet

Arthur and D.W.: Yuck!

David: Why should we eat

The same old meals?

Wait 'til you taste

My garlic eels

There are so many things to make

A custard soup, a liver cake

A curry pie, with prunes and squash

How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?

Hey!

D.W.: Nothing brown

And nothing soupy

Nothing slippery

And nothing gloopy

Nothing mashed

And nothing steamed

And nothing runny with eyes or feet

That smells or wiggles when you touch it

or with crusts

and nothing creamed!

This smells like fish!

I can't stand fish!

I can't believe this cookie

Smells like fish!

(Arthur: Ice cream!)

It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)

Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)

Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?

David: There are so many things to make

D.W.: It tastes like fish!

Arthur: I want some ice cream!

David: A custard soup, a liver cake

D.W.: I can't stand fish!

Arthur: I want some ice cream!

David: A curry pie, with prunes and squash

D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells!

Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!

David: How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?

Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!

Arthur and D.W.: Hey!

David: Take a pot

And add a lot

Of codfish mash

And kidney hash!

Let's add some snails

And catfish tails,

Some brains and feet

Can't wait to eat!

A sloppy scoop

Of runny gloop

A squid on toast

A rhubarb roast

Some tofu stew

With extra goo

Leftover squash

It's called goulash!

Hey!

Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!