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| ==Introduction== | | ==Introduction== |
| | '''Paige Turner:''' I said Nigel, you've taken that book out three times. |
| | ==Episode== |
| | ===20 Years later=== |
| | '''Adult Buster:''' Arthur? Sorry I'm late. I had all the stories to read. Hey, you'll never guess what Kate wrote about. |
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| | '''Old Arthur:''' Well, with you as her teacher, it was probably about aliens. |
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| | '''Old Buster:''' [buzzes] You get an F, Arthur Read. It's about a baby who can read animals' minds. It's really good! Maybe she'll be a writer. |
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| | [Old Buster notices the notebook] |
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| I said, "Nigel, you've taken that book out three times."
| | '''Old Buster:''' [gasp] Is that it? |
| Hi, Ms. Turner!
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| Is it in yet?
| | [At the Sugar Bowl] |
| You're in luck.
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| But he took it out again-- what could I do?
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| It's called, "Dinosaur Adventures,"
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| and this girl's mom is a paleontologist,
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| and they find this stegosaurus in ice, and...
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| Hey!
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| Free samples!
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| Ooh, this one looks like milk chocolate.
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| Blech!
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| (coughs)
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| It taste like soap!
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| ARTHUR: "Lavender flavored chocolate."
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| You know...
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| it's actually pretty good.
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| ♪ ♪
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| Isn't it weird how sometimes you don't get what you expect,
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| but it turns out to be right for you anyway?
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| Isn't it "charmant"?
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| White is the new black, you know!
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| Ugh!
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| It's ruined!
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| ♪ ♪
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| Amazing!
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| I'm a trend-setter when I'm not even trying!
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| I pick... Binky.
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| I pick...
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| Hey, who does this hat belong to?
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| George.
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| Whoa...
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| Huh? Wait!
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| No, I meant...
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| (cheering)
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| Go, George, go!
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| I know how to pick 'em, don't I?
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| It's almost like some things are just meant to be.
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| Do you have any lavender-flavored chili?
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| "Drawing Animals the Easy Way"?!
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| Ms. Turner gave me the wrong book!
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| MUFFY: "All Grown Up."
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| ==Episode==
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| ♪ ♪
| | '''Old Arthur:''' Chapter 1, how I got my very first glasses. |
| I was going to exchange it yesterday,
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| but I didn't get here in time.
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| Hey, this shows you how to draw an aardvark!
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| I never knew their noses were so long.
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| Weird!
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| Can we hurry up, please?
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| We're wasting valuable Saturday time!
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| Hello? Anyone?
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| Excuse me,
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| did you happen to see where Ms. Turner went?
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| Oh, I think she's in the stacks.
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| Thank you.
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| ♪ ♪
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| FRANCINE: Wow, I haven't been down here in ages.
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| No one has.
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| It's like a dust factory!
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| (coughing)
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| Ms. Turner?
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| (inhaler rattles, medicine hisses)
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| Huh.
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| I didn't know there was a door down here.
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| I didn't know there were books down here.
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| (water dripping)
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| Cool!
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| (electricity buzzes)
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| Look at all this old stuff!
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| BUSTER: I bet this is where they keep the books
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| they don't want us to read.
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| Like this: "101 Uses For Butter Churns".
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| (gasps) I'm checking this out!
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| Muffy Crosswire,
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| I turn you into a newt!
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| Ha-ha!
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| Well, I turn you into a gnat!
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| (whirring)
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| OSKAR: Puny mortals!
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| Prepare yourselves!
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| I didn't read a word!
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| I swear!
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| (chuckles)
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| It's just some old game.
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| (beeps)
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| OSKAR: Do you dare to know your future?
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| "Oskar the Oracle Octopus:
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| the game that predicts what you will do in life.”
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| A game can't do that.
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| Only online quizzes can.
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| ARTHUR: Let's play!
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| I call this diving helmet!
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| If you were a pizza topping, what would you be?
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| Easy-- shaved truffles.
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| Uh, that's not one of the choices, your highness.
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| 1) mushrooms, 2) pepperoni, 3) black olives.
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| Ugh!
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| This game is so retro.
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| One...
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| (beeps)
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| ...mushrooms.
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| As long as they're chanterelles.
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| (whirring)
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| If you were on a desert island and could take only one object,
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| would it be:
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| 1) a fishing hook,
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| 2) your favorite book, 3) a hot dog.
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| Three-- hot dog!
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| Huh?
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| What?
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| You give a seal your hot dog, become friends for life,
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| and he fishes for you!
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| (game beeps)
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| It's the only way to survive.
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| ♪ ♪
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| (bubbling)
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| (whirring)
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| ARTHUR: What type of fish am I?
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| I don't know... shark?
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| You're a herring!
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| It's so obvious.
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| My best friend
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| is not a herring!
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| (beeps)
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| ♪ ♪
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| (beeps)
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| (whirring)
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| ♪ ♪
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| (whirring)
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| (8-bit music plays)
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| OSKAR: Congratulations!
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| (gasps)
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| Because you are brave, caring, and determined, you will be...
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| a public servant!
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| Public servant?!
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| Hey, that's great!
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| You could be a mail carrier.
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| ♪ ♪
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| This isn't my mail.
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| No, it's your neighbor's.
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| But you need this catalog more.
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| Check out the dresses on page number four.
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| The rest is just boring bills!
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| (growling)
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| (shrieks)
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| (screaming)
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| No, no, no!
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| Crosswires cannot do anything with "servant" in the title.
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| FRANCINE: Hey,
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| my dad's a public servant!
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| And he's so good at it.
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| I'd be terrible.
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| It just means a government job.
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| You could be a politician.
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| Hm...
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| I suppose I'd consider president...
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| but I think this octopus is broken.
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| Maybe not--
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| let's see what I become.
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| (whirring)
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| (8-bit music playing)
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| OSKAR: Congratulations!
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| Because you are driven, competitive, and a leader,
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| you will be...
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| a business person!
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| FRANCINE: Hey!
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| No fair!
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| You stole my future!
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| Bad answer, Oskar.
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| Try again.
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| Hold on.
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| You are competitive.
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| But I don't like anything about business.
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| I can't even imagine it.
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| ♪ ♪
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| Hold that elevator!
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| Sorry.
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| First day.
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| (elevator dings)
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| (people chattering, phones ringing)
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| (indistinct chatter)
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| ♪ ♪
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| Francine! Over here!
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| (phone ringing)
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| Welcome to Dynosymbatronitech!
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| I'll show you to your office.
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| Don't worry,
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| after five years you get a big space,
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| like mine.
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| (telephone ringing)
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| (another telephone ringing)
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| Better get those.
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| You don't want to get on
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| Old Man Slink's bad side. | |
| Good morning!
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| Symba-techo-dyno...
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| No wait!
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| Dyno-trini-trono...
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| No, it's...
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| (groaning loudly)
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| There is no way I am ever going to be
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| a boring old businessperson.
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| Hey!
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| My daddy is a "boring old businessperson."
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| And he's so good at it!
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| Actually, I think you'd be pretty good at business.
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| Remember when you sold those cat toys?
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| That was different.
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| I did it for Nemo.
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| (whirring)
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| (8-bit music playing)
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| Please let it be pseudoscientist!
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| OSKAR: Congratulations!
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| Because you are curious, imaginative, and kind,
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| you will be...
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| a teacher!
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| Huh.
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| I could see that.
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| (laughing)
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| "Mr. Baxter."
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| What?
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| I could be a teacher!
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| ♪ ♪
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| Good morning!
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| Today we're going to learn all about Bigfoot.
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| ♪ ♪
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| The odds of there being a living gigantopithecus
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| are approximately 487,000 to one.
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| Can you teach us something useful?
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| Like geometry?
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| ALL: We want math!
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| Astrophysics!
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| Teach us how to code!
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| (footsteps retreating)
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| ♪ ♪
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| Actually... maybe not.
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| I could probably teach cats.
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| Is there a school for cats?
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| Come on, let's go to the Sugar Bowl.
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| (tapping)
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| I think Oskar has seen better days.
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| I can see why we've never heard of this game.
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| Wait!
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| I want to see what I get first.
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| (whirring, 8-bit music playing)
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| OSKAR: Congratulations!
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| Because you are
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| creative, meticulous, and hard working,
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| (powering down): you will be...
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| What?! No fair!
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| What will I be?
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| (imitating Oskar): You will be...
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| very bored looking for new batteries for me!
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| Come on, Arthur.
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| I think it's a sign.
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| ♪ ♪
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| (light switch clicks)
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| (door creaks)
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| ♪ ♪
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| Hey, you forgot your book.
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| Oh, I just got that book by accident.
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| You sure you don't want it?
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| There are some really great drawings in here.
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| Okay, why not?
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| Thanks!
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| ♪ ♪
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| (door creaks)
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| (whirring)
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| ♪ ♪
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| (door opens, bell chimes)
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| BUSTER: Arthur!
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| (chuckles) Sorry I'm late!
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| I had all these stories to read.
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| Hey, you'll never guess what Kate wrote about.
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| (chuckles): Well, with you as her teacher,
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| it was probably about aliens.
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| (imitates buzzer)
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| You get an "F", Arthur Read.
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| It's about a baby who can read animals' minds.
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| It's really good!
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| Maybe she'll be a writer.
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| (gasps)
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| Is that it?
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| Yeah, but I don't know if it's any good...
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| (door opens, bell chimes)
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| The latest polls have us neck-and-neck,
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| but I think I can pull ahead.
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| George, can I put one of these up?
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| Sure!
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| My Sugar Bowl is your Sugar Bowl.
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| And I'll do anything to get that Mayor Hirsch out of office!
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| I know!
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| Why doesn't he just retire already?
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| Hey, are those the latest style?
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| Yeah, but we haven't released them yet.
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| I'm just testing them out.
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| Who ever thought I'd get so much exercise
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| running a company that makes sneakers?
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| Is that it?
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| Let me see!
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| I don't know...
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| (music playing on television)
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| BINKY (on TV): It may be nice now,
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| but that cold front is going to body slam Elwood City
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| by Tuesday.
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| (whistle blowing)
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| Hey, there's DW.
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| I wonder who the unlucky driver is this time.
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| Hey!
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| This is a no parking zone!
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| Move it!
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| Hey DW!
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| It's me-- Bud!
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| Bud Compson?
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| What are you doing back?
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| Let me buy you coffee.
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| But first I have to give you a ticket.
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| Come on, show us!
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| Can I see, too?
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| I'm sure it's great!
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| As your future mayor, I order you to let us see it.
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| (door opens, bell chimes)
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| (door closes)
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| You're the only ones who have ever seen it
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| except for my publisher.
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| BUSTER: Wow.
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| I never imagined you'd write a graphic novel.
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| Me neither.
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| I just like drawing animals.
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| Well, what are you waiting for!
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| Read it to us!
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| ♪ ♪
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| (page rustling)
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| "Chapter one:
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| how I got my very first pair of glasses..." | |
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