Arthur Sells Out/Transcript

Introduction

The outside of an Egyptian pyramid.

Announcer: Somewhere in the ancient ruins of Egypt lies a horde buried deep beneath the desert sands. An unnatural force, bent on destruction, not dead, not alive and nothing can stop them.   An explorer with a torch walks through a tunnel inside the pyramid. He finds a painting showing large cows attacking humans. Three mummified cows walk up to him.

Explorer: Ooaaah!     He runs away. The eyes on a sarcophagus light up. More moomies come out of sarcophagi.

Announcer: The new video game from the makers of Extreme Gamma Cube: “Dark Bunny, Revenge of the Moomies”. Yes, it’s moomies as you’ve never seem them before.    Dark Bunny appears in the pyramid. The moomies attack him.   They’re big. They’re bad. And they’re much much madder. “Dark Bunny, Revenge of the Moomies”.  

Giant stone letters spelling out the title fall down outside the pyramid. Dark Bunny lands on them. The moomies walk below.

Dark Bunny: It's milking time!

Arthur and Buster are watching the commercial on the Read’s TV.

Arthur+Buster: Cool!

Arthur: I've gotta have that.

Title Card: Arthur with Umbrella

Arthur and Buster are still sitting in front of the TV.

Buster: But how are you going to afford it?

Arthur: I could ask my parents for it, but they'll just say, if you really want it, you’ll have to buy it with your own money.

Arthur+Buster: (sigh)

Buster: If I bought everything I ever wanted, I'd have to have so many jobs, I'd never have time to play with the things I bought.

Arthur: Just like grown-ups

Buster: Hey, I know how you can buy that game! Come on!