Leftovers Goulash

Leftovers Goulash is a song performed by Arthur, D.W. and Mister Read in the episode Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival, where the three talk about the dishes cooked by David Read. The song doesn't a appearance in one of Arthur CDs.

Lyrics

Note: The lines in green represent the tracks only seen in the Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape).

Arthur! D.W.! Dinner! My Dad's a chef, You think that's great? Just try and guess What's on your plate! He mixes things, And then he bakes, Why can't he stick To chocolate cakes? I want some ice cream, Chocolate would be good. Ice cream that tastes... just like it should! You have to try My latest treat! A jellied fish Inside a beet! (Yuck!) Why should we eat The same old meals? Wait till you taste My garlic eels! There are so many things to make! A custard soup, a liver cake A curry pie, with prunes and squash! How 'bout Leftovers Goulash? Hey! Nothing brown, And nothing soupy Nothing slipp'ry And nothing gloopy! Nothing mashed And nothing steamed And nothing runny, with eyes or feet or that smells or wiggles when you touch it or with crusts! And nothing creamed! This smells like fish! I can't stand fish! I can't believe this cookie smells like fish!

(Ice cream!) Like taste fish! (Ice cream!) Like chocolate fish! (Ice cream!) Why would anybody eat a cookie fish? The are so many things to make! (It tastes like fish! I want some ice cream!) A custard soup, a liver cake. (I can't stand fish! I want some ice cream!) A curry pie, with prunes and squash! How 'bout Leftovers Goulash? Hey! Take a pot, And add a lot, Of codfish mash, and kidney hash! Let's add some snails and catfish tails, Some brains and feet, Can't wait to eat! A sloppy scoop, Of runny gloop, A squid on toast, A rhubarb roast. Some tofu stew, With extra goo, Leftover squash, It's called goulash! Hey! We're no hungry anymore! Hey!