Editing The Last of Mary Moo Cow/Transcript

(''One afternoon, Arthur switches the clocks from 3:30 to 4:00 and turns on the television. D.W. comes into the living room'')

[[D.W. Read]]: Uh-uh-uh. Three-thirty is my T.V. time. Your time is—

(''Arthur points at the clock on top of the television'')

D.W.: I DON'T WATCH MARY MOO COW ON A CLOCK!

[[Arthur Read]]: It says four o'clock.

D.W.: Lucky for me, I can't tell time! (she changes the channel to her favorite show [[Mary Moo Cow (show)|Mary Moo Cow]]) MOM! ARTHUR CHANGED ALL THE CLOCKS AGAIN!

Arthur: There's no fooling D.W. when it comes to Mary Moo Cow.

(at the supermarket)

D.W.: Mom, it's three-thirty!

(in the sandbox)

D.W.: Oh, no. It's 3:30!

(a duck repairman is fixing the television)

D.W.: Oh, you're too slow! 

Arthur: If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy! Well, crazier.

[[Mary Moo Cow]]: Thank you, boys and girls! That was fun! Will you sing it again?

Kids on T.V.: Yes!

Arthur: Wha-what are you waiting for?! QUICK, GO TO THE TITLE CARD!!!

Title Card (Super Sister)

[[Francine Frensky]]: (V.O.) The Last of Mary Moo Cow.

D.W.: TA-DA!

(Back to the story)

D.W.: (screaming)

[[Arthur Read|Arthur]], [[David Read|David]], [[Jane Read|Jane]]: D.W., what's wrong?!

D.W.: She's coming!

Mary Moo Cow: So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit!

Announcer: Thursday, the [[Mill Creek Mall]] in [[Elwood City]]. Friday, [[Petie Pete's Pizzeria]].

Mary Moo Cow: And I can hardly wait! Moo to you!

D.W.: To you, too!

(fantasy sequence)

Mary Moo Cow: (sings to the tune of Are You Sleeping) Oh, D.W., oh, D.W., I love you.

D.W,: Really, Moo?

Mary Moo Cow: There is no one smarter.

D.W.: Yeah, tell that to Arthur!

Mary Moo Cow: Arthur?! Blech! (sings to the tune of This Old Man) I love you....

(D.W. and Mary fly off to Mary's barn)

Both: Toodle-loo!

(end of fantasy)

D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn during the summer, then live here with you and Daddy and [[Kate Read|Kate ]]the rest of the year when Arthur is in school.

Arthur: You're insane! They're not gonna put you on their show.

D.W.: Not they, she, Mary Moo Cow! (points at one of the dresses on her bed) This one.

Mom: Honey, there are going to be lots of kids there to see her.

D.W.: I know. That's why you can't tell her I'm related to Arthur. (she and her mother are in the car) Do you think Mary Moo Cow has spinach for dinner? I could eat it once or twice maybe, just to be polite, but not every night. Oh, and do you think she has bunk beds?

Arthur: Well, she's gone! That means....

Arthur and Buster: DARK BUNNY!

(at the mall)

D.W.: And I know Mary loves babies, so Kate could probably come and visit when Mary and me have our days off. 

(children crying) 

D.W.: I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody.

Mom: Oh, my! I'm sorry, honey.

D.W.: What? What does it say?

(There is a sign on the door that says MEET MARY MOO COW AT 3:00 - CANCELLED)

Mom: No Mary Moo Cow today, I'm afraid. They've canceled it.
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@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 (a duck repairman is fixing the television)
-D.W.: Oh, you're too slow! ''(fixes it herself)''
+D.W.: Oh, you're too slow!
 Arthur: If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy! Well, crazier.
@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 D.W.: She's coming!
-Mary Moo Cow: So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit—
+Mary Moo Cow: So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit!
-Announcer: ''(finishes her sentence)'' Thursday, the [[Mill Creek Mall]] in [[Elwood City]]. Friday, [[Petie Pete's Pizzeria]].
+Announcer: Thursday, the [[Mill Creek Mall]] in [[Elwood City]]. Friday, [[Petie Pete's Pizzeria]].
 Mary Moo Cow: And I can hardly wait! Moo to you!
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 Mary Moo Cow: (sings to the tune of Are You Sleeping) Oh, D.W., oh, D.W., I love you.
-D.W.: Really, Moo?
+D.W,: Really, Moo?
 Mary Moo Cow: There is no one smarter.
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 (end of fantasy)
-D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn during the summer, then live here with you and Daddy and [[Kate Read|Kate]] the rest of the year when Arthur is in school.
+D.W.: Okay. I've figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn during the summer, then live here with you and Daddy and [[Kate Read|Kate ]]the rest of the year when Arthur is in school.
 Arthur: You're insane! They're not gonna put you on their show.
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 (at the mall)
 D.W.: And I know Mary loves babies, so Kate could probably come and visit when Mary and me have our days off.
 (children crying)
 D.W.: I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody.
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 Mom: No Mary Moo Cow today, I'm afraid. They've canceled it.
-Dark Bunny narrator: In the rain-drenched streets of Dark City, where the sun never rises, 'only one person stands between crime and humanity...'
-Mary: It's time for Mary Moo Cow!
-Arthur and Buster: What?
-DW: Mary couldn't come. Alright the party's over it's my turn now.
-Mary: This is an extra special episode and do you know why?
-All: Because it's our final episode!
-Mary: That's right boys and girls L-A-S-T last come on let's sing it!
-All: L-A-S-T that's our last no more Mary Moo Cow.
-Both: All right!
-Buster: What does that mean?
-Arthur: It means Mary Moo Cow is history.
-DW: Mom.
-Both: L-A-S-T, that spells "last" No more Mary Moo Cow!
-Jane: I'm sorry DW but that's what happens to all TV shows eventually they get cancelled.
-=== # ===
-''D.W. wants the preschoolers to sign a petition.''
-'''D.W'''.: It’s called a petition. If enough of us sign it, then they’ll have to bring Mary Moo Cow back.
-'''Tommy''': Why would we want to do that?
-'''D.W'''.: Because you can sign with finger paint.
-=== # ===
-''Mary Moo Cow children singing about the petition.''
-'''Kids''': P-E-T-something-something-something.
-===#===
-(Arthur is devasted that dark bunny is canceled)
-'''Arthur:'''AAHHHHHHHH!!!!
-(PAL EATS POPCORN)
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