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'''Big Kid #1''': Hey, it's Muffin Head. Do you keep your toys in that hair?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Big Kid #1''': Hey, it's Muffin Head. Do you keep your toys in that hair?</p>


'''Big Kid #2''': She could keep a whole family in there.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Big Kid #2''': She could keep a whole family in there.</p>


'''Both Big Kid #1 and #2''': Ha, ha, ha.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Both Big Kid #1 and #2''': Ha, ha, ha.</p>


'''Big Kid #1''': Seriously, Muffin Head, did you choose that haircut or was your barber just blind?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Big Kid #1''': Seriously, Muffin Head, did you choose that haircut or was your barber just blind?</p>


'''[[Molly MacDonald]]''': Stop it.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Stop it.</p>


'''Big Kid #2''': Aw, I think we hurt the widdle girl's feewings.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #2''': Aw, I think we hurt the widdle girl's feewings.</p>


'''Big Kid #1''': We're sorry, Muffin Head, it's not your fault you have weird hair. You probably just have a weird head.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #1''': We're sorry, Muffin Head, it's not your fault you have weird hair.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You probably just have a weird head.</p>


'''Molly''': Why do you two keep teasing me?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Why do you two keep teasing me?</p>


'''Big Kid #2''': Hey, we just call it like we see it.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #2''': Hey, we just call it like we see it.</p>


'''Big Kid #1''': Besides, I'm doing you a favor.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #1''': Besides, I'm doing you a favour.</p>


'''Big Kid #2''': This castle stinks, too, it doesn't even have a moat.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #2''': This castle stinks, too, it doesn't even have a moat.</p>


'''Big Kid #1''': Come on, let's get out of here.
<p class="MsoNormal">''''''Big Kid''' #1''': Come on, let's get out of here.</p>


'''Big Kid #2''': Oh, man, I got sand in my shoe.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Bully #2''': Oh, man, I got sand in my shoe.</p>


'''[[Little Boy]]''': Hey, are you okay?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Otis'''??: Hey, are you OK?</p>


'''Molly''': Get lost!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Get lost!</p>


[INTERTITLE]
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Binky''': Hey, Fern, I bet you don't want to eat that pudding. Ha, ha, ha.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Binky, the pudding is free, go get your own!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Hey, Fern, I bet you don't want to eat that pudding.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ha, ha, ha.</p>


'''Rattles''': Hey Four Eyes, going to class?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Binky, the pudding is free, go get your own!</p>


'''Buster''': Four eyes? That was old in first grade.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Hey Four Eyes, going to class?</p>


'''Rattles''': Oh, yeah? How about Big Glasses Molasses Kid!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Four eyes? That was old in first grade.</p>


'''Arthur''': That doesn't even make sense! [HE SIGHS] Come back when you have some new material.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Oh, yeah? How about Big Glasses Molasses Kid!</p>


'''Slink''': Oh, Georgie, we've got a present for you.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': That doesn't even make sense! [HE SIGHS]<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Come back when you have some new material.</p>


'''George''': Is it a water balloon? Go ahead. Go ahead! It's really hot - I'd love to cool off.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': Oh, Georgie, we've got a present for you.</p>


'''Slink''': I'm not giving it to you now.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': Is it a water balloon? Go ahead.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Go ahead! It's really hot - I'd love to cool off.</p>


'''George''': Oh, come on, please!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': I'm not giving it to you now.</p>


'''Slink''': No way. It's mine. There, ha!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': Oh, come on, please!</p>


'''George''': Ha, ha, ha.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': No way. It's mine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>There, ha!</p>


'''Slink''': I showed him, huh?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': Ha, ha, ha.</p>


'''Binky''': Tough Customers, we've got a problem.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': I showed him, huh?</p>


'''Molly''': Why couldn't we meet at the Tower of Pain like we always do?
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Binky''': Because it's time for a change, that's why I called this emergency meeting.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Tough Customers, we've got a problem.</p>


'''Rattles''': Plus they've got kiwi soy milk fro-yo here. Try some, it's delightful.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Why couldn't we meet at the Tower of Pain like we always do?</p>


'''Binky''': The Tough Customers used to get noticed but since our school's been bully-proofed, it's like we don't even exist. So I propose we change.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Because it's time for a change, that's why I called this emergency meeting.</p>


'''Molly''': Change what?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Plus they've got kiwi soya milk fro-yo here.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Try some, it's delightful.</p>


'''Binky''': Everything - our name, our attitude, our very reason for being. From now on, no more bullying.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': The Tough Customers used to get noticed but since our school's been bully-proofed, it's like we don't even exist.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>So I propose we change.</p>


[THEY ALL GASP]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Change what?</p>


'''Slink''': But what would we do instead?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Everything - our name, our attitude, our very reason for being.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>From now on, no more bullying.</p>


'''Binky''': I don't know yet.
<p class="MsoNormal">[THEY ALL GASP]</p>


'''Rattles''': What about menacing? Can we still menace?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': But what would we do instead?</p>


'''Binky''': No, it's the same thing as bullying.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': I don't know yet.</p>


'''Rattles''': Well, technically, Binks, menacing is threatening in a particularly aggressive manner, while bullying is using superior strength or influence...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': What about menacing? Can we still menace?</p>


'''Molly''': If you don't zip it, I'm going to dump that fro-yo on your head.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': No, it's the same thing as bullying.</p>


'''Slink''': Was that menacing or bullying?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Well, technically, Binks, menacing is threatening in a particularly aggressive manner, while bullying is using superior strength or influence...</p>


'''Molly''': We can't change. We called ourselves Tough Customers for a reason. Because we're tough.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': If you don't zip it, I'm going to dump that fro-yo on your head.</p>


'''Slink''': And customers. Check, please!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': Was that menacing or bullying?</p>


'''Binky''': But Molly, being tough just isn't working any more. Watch. Give me another free scoop or I'll twist you into a pretzel!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': We can't change. We called ourselves Tough Customers for a reason.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Because we're tough.</p>


'''Brain''': Ha, ha, that's physically impossible.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': And customers. Cheque, please!</p>


'''Binky''': See?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': But Molly, being tough just isn't working any more. Watch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Give me another free scoop or I'll twist you into a pretzel!</p>


'''Rattles''': Binks is right, we need to rebrand. That's what companies do when they want to change their image. My dad's in marketing.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Ha, ha, that's physically impossible.</p>


'''Slink''': OK, so what's our new image?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': See?</p>


'''Binky''': I've got it!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Binks is right, we need to rebrand.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>That's what companies do when they want to change their image.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>My dad's in marketing.</p>


[RATTLES GRUNTS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': OK, so what's our new image?</p>


'''Slink''': One! Check that out!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': I've got it!</p>


'''George''': What am I looking at?
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Slink''': That is sheer muscle.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Rattles''': George, say hello to the Buff Customers...the strongest kids in school. Watch this. Binks, hand me that stick. [HE STRAINS] Actually, hand me that other one, this one must be petrified.
<p class="MsoNormal">[RATTLES GRUNTS]</p>


'''George''': Ha, ha, ha!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': One!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Check that out!</p>


'''Rattles''': What are you laughing at?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': What am I looking at?</p>


'''George''': Nothing, it's just you guys look kind of silly.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': That is sheer muscle.</p>


'''Molly''': Yeah? Well, you look like a coat rack, moose boy. Why don't you run along and read a book? Oh, wait, I forgot, you can't read.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': George, say hello to the Buff Customers...the strongest kids in school.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Watch this. Binks, hand me that stick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>[HE STRAINS]<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Actually, hand me that other one, this one must be petrified.</p>


'''George''': I can read. [HE SNIFFS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': Ha, ha, ha!</p>


'''Binky''': That was a little harsh.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': What are you laughing at?</p>


'''Molly''': Hey, I just call it like I see it. I told you the Buff Customers was a bad idea.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': Nothing, it's just you guys look kind of silly.</p>


'''Rattles''': She's right, Binks, we're just not cut out to be bodybuilders. I think I pulled my latissimus.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Yeah? Well, you look like a coat rack, moose boy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Why don't you run along and read a book?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Oh, wait, I forgot, you can't read.</p>


'''Binky''': Oh, I guess it's time we consulted a professional.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''George''': I can read. [HE SNIFFS]</p>


'''Muffy''': It's not going to be easy. You four have terrible reputations. Mean, gross, rude and downright peculiar. Still, there may be something I can do. All right, let's get the paperwork out of the way. Muffy Crosswire LLC will get 75% of all income generated from the rebranded Tough Customers in perpetuity, blah, blah, blah.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': That was a little harsh.</p>


'''Molly''': 75%? For what?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Hey, I just call it like I see it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I told you the Buff Customers was a bad idea.</p>


'''Muffy''': For turning four ragtag talentless thugs into a global sensation.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': She's right, Binks, we're just not cut out to be bodybuilders.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I think I pulled my latissimus.</p>


'''Muffy''': Testing, testing. It is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the up-and-coming pop megastars, MCTC - Muffy Crosswire's Tough Customers!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Oh, I guess it's time we consulted a professional.</p>


'''Binky''': Oh, darlin', we're no longer tough and mean / We changed our image into a preteen's dream / We gave up our teasing and took up some pleasing / And now we're what you see.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Slink''': Four open hearts!
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Rattles''': Singing for love!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': It's not going to be easy. You four have terrible reputations.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Mean, gross, rude and downright peculiar.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Still, there may be something I can do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>All right, let's get the paperwork out of the way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Muffy Crosswire LLC will get 75% of all income generated from the rebranded Tough Customers in perpetuity, blah, blah, blah.</p>


'''Binky, Slink and Rattles''': In a band called MCTC!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': 75%?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>For what?</p>


'''Binky''': Yeah.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': For turning four ragtag talentless thugs into a global sensation.</p>


'''Muffy''': Thank you, thank you. Donations please. Molly, what's up? You didn't sing.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Molly''': Yeah, and I'm not going to either. This is the dumbest idea I've ever participated in.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Muffy''': Hey, dry cleaning isn't cheap. This is coming out of your change.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Testing, testing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the up-and-coming pop megastars, MCTC - Muffy Crosswire's Tough Customers!</p>


'''Molly''': I don't want your money, I just want our old group back again, doing what we do best.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Muffy''': What's that?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': # Oh, darlin', we're no longer tough and mean # We changed our image into a pre-teen's dream # We gave up our teasing and took up some pleasing # And now we're what you see</p>


'''Molly''': Getting our way.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': # Four open hearts</p>


'''Muffy''': Oh! Well I never!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': # Singing for love</p>


'''Molly''': Come on, James.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky, Slink and Rattles''': # In a band called MCTC</p>


'''Muffy''': I quit and you're all fired!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': # Yeah. #</p>


'''Rattles''': What do we do now?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Thank you, thank you. Donations please.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Molly, what's up? You didn't sing.</p>


'''Slink''': I have an idea. It's a long shot, but I guess it's worth a try.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Yeah, and I'm not going to either.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>This is the dumbest idea I've ever participated in.</p>


'''Slink''': We realize that noise can be a real problem in the library. That's where the Shush Customers come in. If you make noise, we shush you. Behold, a demonstration.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Hey, dry cleaning isn't cheap. This is coming out of your change.</p>


'''Binky''': Hello? Sure I can talk, I'm in the library.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': I don't want your money, I just want our old group back again, doing what we do best.</p>


'''Rattles''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': What's that?</p>


'''Slink''': See? Instant quiet.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Getting our way.</p>


[ARTHUR SLAMS BOOK]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': Oh! Well I never!</p>


'''Binky''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Come on, James.</p>


'''Arthur''': Agh!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Muffy''': I quit and you're all fired!</p>


[BRAIN CRINKLES PAGE]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': What do we do now?</p>


'''Slink''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': I have an idea.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's a long shot but I guess it's worth a try.</p>


[FERN RUSTLES WRAPPER]
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Rattles''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Fern''': Sorry.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': We realise that noise can be a real problem in the library.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>That's where the Shush Customers come in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If you make noise, we shush you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Behold, a demonstration.</p>


'''Binky''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Hello? Sure I can talk, I'm in the library.</p>


'''Slink''': All quiet in the reading room. How about the stacks?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Ssh!</p>


[LAUGHTER]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': See? Instant quiet.</p>


'''Binky, Rattles and Slink''': Ssh!
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Arthur''': Talking is allowed in here - it's the story area.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Slink''': Well, no-one told the Shush Customers.
<p class="MsoNormal">[ARTHUR SLAMS BOOK]</p>


'''Rattles''': Would it kill you to do a little mime instead?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Ssh!</p>


'''Molly''': Ha! Oh, please - that's even worse than Muffy's idea.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Agh!</p>


'''Binky''': At least we're trying something. Why are you so stuck on bullying, anyway?
<p class="MsoNormal">[BRAIN CRINKLES PAGE]</p>


'''Molly''': Because I want respect. Come on, James. Let's get away from these losers.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''':<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ssh!</p>


'''James''': I want to get some water. Get away - it's my turn, loser!
<p class="MsoNormal">[FERN RUSTLES WRAPPER]</p>


'''Molly''': James, what did you do that for?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Ssh!</p>


'''James''': I don't know, it's what YOU do.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Fern''': Sorry.</p>


'''Molly''': Hey, we're really sorry - he didn't mean to... James, listen to me, it's not okay to act that way. I know I've done it, but it's wrong. I don't want you to be a bully. Can you tell her you're sorry?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Ssh!</p>


'''James''': Well, are you going to say you're sorry to the kids you bullied?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': All quiet in the reading room. How about the stacks?</p>


'''Molly''': Yes. Yes, I am.
<p class="MsoNormal">[LAUGHTER]</p>


'''Molly''': "It's a long story why I started bullying people. I think because it happened to me, but that's no excuse. I've been mean, and I've hurt some of you and I'm really, really sorry. So I'm going to try to be better. I don't just want to be respected, I want to be liked, too. And I know I have to earn that. Anyway, your friend, Molly."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky, Rattles and Slink''': Ssh!</p>


'''Rattles''': It feels good to all be back together again.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Talking is allowed in here - it's the story area.</p>


'''Slink''': And to be doing what we're good at, being tough.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': Well, no-one told the Shush Customers.</p>


'''Binky''': Tough Consumers.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': Would it kill you to do a little mime instead?</p>


'''Molly''': I got this one. Excuse me, sir... did you know that this Chickin Lickin' underpays its employees, and you can get a whole chicken at the supermarket for half the price? And the fat content in those Crispy Dippin' Lickin' Sticks...?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Ha! Oh, please - that's even worse than Muffy's idea.</p>
{{TitleSort}}
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': At least we're trying something.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Why are you so stuck on bullying, anyway?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Because I want respect.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Come on, James. Let's get away from these losers.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''James''': I want to get some water.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Get away - it's my turn, loser!</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': James, what did you do that for?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''James''': I don't know, it's what YOU do.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Hey, we're really sorry - he didn't mean to...James, listen to me, it's not OK to act that way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I know I've done it but it's wrong. I don't want you to be a bully.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Can you tell her you're sorry?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''James''': Well, are you going to say you're sorry to the kids you bullied?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': Yes. Yes, I am.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': "It's a long story why I started bullying people.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I think because it happened to me, but that's no excuse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I've been mean and I've hurt some of you and I'm really, really sorry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>So I'm going to try to be better.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I don't just want to be respected, I want to be liked, too.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And I know I have to earn that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Anyway, your friend, Molly."</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Rattles''': It feels good to all be back together again.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Slink''': And to be doing what we're good at, being tough.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Tough Consumers.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Molly''': I got this one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Excuse me, sir...did you know that this Chickin Lickin' underpays its employees and you can get a whole chicken at the supermarket for half the price?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And the fat content in those Crispy Dippin' Lickin' Sticks...?</p>
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