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Muffy: I was much more afraid that Francine and I wouldn’t be in the same class. | Muffy: I was much more afraid that Francine and I wouldn’t be in the same class. | ||
''Muffy: Gasp! Francine’s not on this list! It must be a ''mistake! Mr. Haney, Francine and I | ''Muffy: Gasp! Francine’s not on this list! It must be a ''mistake! Mr. Haney, Francine and I HAVE to be in the same class. Isn’t there something you can do? | ||
''(pulls out watch)'' | ''(pulls out watch)'' | ||
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''Muffy: Ooh, what a handsome gold watch. I bet it’d look ''great on you! How about a new car? You look like a convertible man. | ''Muffy: Ooh, what a handsome gold watch. I bet it’d look ''great on you! How about a new car? You look like a convertible man. | ||
''Francine: Muffy! We | ''Francine: Muffy! We ARE in the same class. My name’s right'' | ||
here. | |||
''Muffy: Oh. Ha. Never mind.'' | ''Muffy: Oh. Ha. Never mind.'' | ||
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Buster (sniffs sandwich): Do you think this is still good? | Buster (sniffs sandwich): Do you think this is still good? | ||
Everyone else: | Everyone else: NO! | ||
<p style="text-align: center;">'''The Last Day'''</p> | <p style="text-align: center;">'''The Last Day'''</p> | ||
<p style="text-align: center;">'''Written by | <p style="text-align: center;">'''Written by Peter K. Hirsch'''</p> | ||
<p style="text-align: center;">'''Storyboard by Jeremy O'Neill & Rich Marshall'''</p> | <p style="text-align: center;">'''Storyboard by Jeremy O'Neill & Rich Marshall'''</p> | ||
== Outside Preschool == | == Outside Preschool == | ||
Jane: So how was your last day, | Jane: So how was your last day, DW? | ||
DW: Fun but exhausting. We sang songs, danced, ate cake. There | |||
was barely time for a nap. I’m looking forward to kindergarten. I bet it’ll be | |||
much easier than preschool. | |||
Jane: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure. Preschool was only a half-day. Kindergarten is a full six hours. | Jane: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure. Preschool was only a | ||
half-day. Kindergarten is a full six hours. | |||
DW: Six hours?! That’s like going to real school! | |||
Jane: It is real school. You’ll be learning a lot more too. | Jane: It is real school. You’ll be learning a lot more too. | ||
DW: Will I have homework? And tests? Arthur always gets that | |||
look on his face when he has a test coming up. (makes face) | |||
Jane: Don’t worry. You’ll do just fine. Oh, you’re such a big girl now. | Jane: Don’t worry. You’ll do just fine. Oh, you’re such a | ||
big girl now. | |||
DW has nervous look on her face | |||
== Sandbox == | == Sandbox == | ||
Bud: My daddy said the same thing. ‘You’re a big boy now.’ He said, ‘Soon, you’ll be asking to borrow the car.’ So I asked to borrow the car and he said no. | Bud: My daddy said the same thing. ‘You’re a big boy now.’ | ||
He said, ‘Soon, you’ll be asking to borrow the car.’ So I asked to borrow the | |||
car and he said no. | |||
DW: Kindergarten sounds like a big deal. Do you think you’re | |||
ready? | |||
Bud: I’m not sure. I still have trouble with my alphabet. It’s that M-N-L-O-P part. | Bud: I’m not sure. I still have trouble with my alphabet. It’s | ||
that M-N-L-O-P part. | |||
DW: I think that’s L-M-N-O-P. | |||
Bud: Ugh! It gets me every time? What happens if I don’t know it on the first day? | Bud: Ugh! It gets me every time? What happens if I don’t | ||
know it on the first day? | |||
DW: I don’t know. Maybe we should practice being big kids. | |||
Bud: How do we do that? | Bud: How do we do that? | ||
DW: I have an older brother, and you have an older sister. | |||
We’ll just watch them and do what they do. | |||
''She puts sunglasses on a doll.'' | ''She puts sunglasses on a doll.'' | ||
== Ice Cream Shop == | == Ice Cream Shop == | ||
Arthur: I just spoke to Prunella. For fourth grade | Arthur: I just spoke to Prunella. For fourth grade we'll either have Mrs. Frumpus or Miss Grimslid. | ||
Buster: Awww! Not Miss Grimslid, She | Buster: Awww! Not Miss Grimslid, She nevers laughs. I tried everything on her. All I've gotten was a cough. | ||
''flashback to Buster'' | ''flashback to Buster'' | ||
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Brain: No, just that his name is Mr. Cramp. | Brain: No, just that his name is Mr. Cramp. | ||
Buster: Mr. Cramp? Aw, great. I’ll either get the teacher that can’t laugh or the one that gives you a pain on your side. | Buster: Mr. Cramp? Aw, great. I’ll either get the teacher | ||
that can’t laugh or the one that gives you a pain on your side. | |||
MC: Actually, the name has nothing to do with cramps. It’s from the Anglo-Saxon “crampe,” which was a nickname for someone stooped over. But I never liked the way “Mike Cramp” sounded. That’s why I go by MC. | MC: Actually, the name has nothing to do with cramps. It’s from the Anglo-Saxon “crampe,” which was a nickname for someone stooped over. But I never liked the way “Mike Cramp” sounded. That’s why I go by MC. | ||
Arthur: You’re a teacher? | Arthur: You’re a teacher?! | ||
MC: I think of myself as more of a mind-guide. All the magic takes place in here (points to Arthur’s head) I just remove the obstacles. (To Brain) Goji berry soy-yo in a gluten-free cone, my good man. | MC: I think of myself as more of a mind-guide. All the magic | ||
takes place in here (points to Arthur’s head) I just remove the obstacles. (To Brain) Goji berry soy-yo in a gluten-free cone, my good man. | |||
Brain: Coming right up. | Brain: Coming right up. | ||
MC: I believe that learning is living and living is learning. My teaching isn’t just hands-on. It’s hands-up, hands-down, and hands-together. (Grabs cone from Brain) My students will sweat, shout, and stretch their brains to the breaking point, but they will never be bored. That’s the MC Promise. (To Brain) Thanks for the non-dairy refreshment Scoops Samurai. (To Arthur and Buster) Long ears, strong heart! (Exits shop) | MC: I believe that learning is living and living is | ||
learning. My teaching isn’t just hands-on. It’s hands-up, hands-down, and hands-together. (Grabs cone from Brain) My students will sweat, shout, and stretch their brains to the breaking point, but they will never be bored. That’s the MC Promise. (To Brain) Thanks for the non-dairy refreshment Scoops Samurai. (To Arthur and Buster) Long ears, strong heart! (Exits shop) | |||
Buster: Long ears, strong heart. That’s Bionic Bunny’s motto! | Buster: Long ears, strong heart. That’s Bionic Bunny’s motto! | ||
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Binky: Well, you’d better…buy a canoe…cause…cause… | Binky: Well, you’d better…buy a canoe…cause…cause… | ||
Muffy: Oh, don’t worry | Muffy: Oh, don’t worry Binky. Francine and I aren’t going to Camp Meadowcroak this year. | ||
Francine (surprised): What! Yes | Francine (surprised): What! Yes we are. | ||
Muffy: No we’re not. | Muffy: No we’re not. | ||
Binky: Woohoo! Boys rule! Can I still keep this sack | Binky: Woohoo! Boys rule! Can I still keep this sack. | ||
Francine and Muffy walk away and have an aside. | Francine and Muffy walk away and have an aside. | ||
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Muffy: And we will. Not just Camp Meadowcroak. Here’s where we’re going (Holds up brochure ‘Welcome to Camp Elysium’) | Muffy: And we will. Not just Camp Meadowcroak. Here’s where we’re going (Holds up brochure ‘Welcome to Camp Elysium’) | ||
Francine: Camp Elysium? ‘A full-service interactive resort for discriminating children.’ Muffy: It’s the most amazing place. There are French classes, an indoor swimming pool, a four-star chef, but best of all, there are no mosquitoes! | Francine: Camp Elysium? ‘A full-service interactive resort for discriminating children.’ | ||
Muffy: It’s the most amazing place. There are French classes, an indoor swimming pool, a four-star chef, but best of all, there are no mosquitoes! | |||
Francine: How is that even possible? | Francine: How is that even possible?! | ||
Muffy: The whole estate is surrounded by an invisible plastic dome! | Muffy: The whole estate is surrounded by an invisible plastic dome! | ||
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Francine: It sounds so…fancy. | Francine: It sounds so…fancy. | ||
Muffy: It is. (Opens up | Muffy: It is. (Opens up brochure) They also have a whole stable of thoroughbred horses. | ||
Francine: No way! | |||
Muffy: Check out their website. You’re going to love it! I just know it. | Muffy: Check out their website. You’re going to love it! I just know it. | ||
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Narrator: The arts… | Narrator: The arts… | ||
'' | ''Child sings German opera.'' | ||
Narrator: And access to our stable of thoroughbred horses… | Narrator: And access to our stable of thoroughbred horses… | ||
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''A mosquito hits the plastic dome and drops dead.'' | ''A mosquito hits the plastic dome and drops dead.'' | ||
Francine turns away from screen in disbelief before hearing a beep | |||
Francine (reading Muffy’s email): “Did you visit the site? Isn’t it unbelievable?” | Francine (reading Muffy’s email): “Did you visit the site? Isn’t it unbelievable?” | ||
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(Types up response) Oh yes, it’s unbelievable all right. Let’s talk about it tomorrow. | (Types up response) Oh yes, it’s unbelievable all right. Let’s talk about it tomorrow. | ||
''Bud is using a periscope to spy on Ladonna reading in her room when she notices and slams the door.'' Arthur walks into the kitchen and complains, “There’s only three days of school left and Ratburn is giving us a test. Ugh, it’s so unfair!” | ''Bud is using a periscope to spy on Ladonna reading in her room when she notices and slams the door.'' | ||
Arthur walks into the kitchen and complains, “There’s only three days of school left and Ratburn is giving us a test. Ugh, it’s so unfair!” DW observes him from behind a cereal box. | |||
==Read House== | ==Read House== | ||
DW and Bud are outside DW’s house while Molly skateboards by. | |||
DW: I’ve been watching Arthur closely. I’ve never realized how strange big kids were. | |||
Bud: You’re telling me! What are some things you’ve learned? | Bud: You’re telling me! What are some things you’ve learned? | ||
DW: Well, if you want to act like them… | |||
''Music, both start singing'' ''[[Big Kid Song]]'' | ''Music, both start singing'' | ||
''[[Big Kid Song]]'' | |||
DW: Let’s start practicing. See ya. | |||
Bud: Later. | Bud: Later. | ||
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Buster: Arthur and I are great students. I mean, I only have a B-average, but look at my shoes! (''Raises leg.'') They’re double-knotted! | Buster: Arthur and I are great students. I mean, I only have a B-average, but look at my shoes! (''Raises leg.'') They’re double-knotted! | ||
MC: The universe is in flux, my friend. Wherever we end | MC: The universe is in flux, my friend. Wherever we end us is where we’re meant to be. | ||
''Bell rings.'' | ''Bell rings.'' | ||
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Muffy (whispering): Francine, you’re using the wrong fork! | Muffy (whispering): Francine, you’re using the wrong fork! | ||
''Francine puts down that fork and picks up | ''Francine puts down that fork and picks up correct lobster fork, and finds out the lobster is gone.'' | ||
Francine: Huh? | Francine: Huh? | ||
''She sees it scuttling towards | ''She sees it scuttling towards exit.'' | ||
Muffy: You’d better get that! Lobsters aren’t allowed outside of the dining room! | Muffy: You’d better get that! Lobsters aren’t allowed outside of the dining room! | ||
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''She bumps into the dome.'' | ''She bumps into the dome.'' | ||
Francine: No, no, no! | Francine: No, no, no!!!!!! | ||
''Francine wakes up | ''Francine wakes up.'' | ||
Fracine: You couldn’t drag me to that place. | |||
==Cafeteria== | ==Cafeteria== | ||
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Brain: Sigh… | Brain: Sigh… | ||
Arthur: MC, we were just wondering, does Principal Haney assign you | Arthur: MC, we were just wondering, does Principal Haney assign you students? | ||
Buster: Do you get to pick? | Buster: Do you get to pick? | ||
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''Eats potatoes before leaving on his scooter. Students say words of admiration.'' | ''Eats potatoes before leaving on his scooter. Students say words of admiration.'' | ||
Buster: | Buster: I can’t believe he ate with us. | ||
Arthur: I think I know how we can impress him. Meet me at my house after school. | Arthur: I think I know how we can impress him. Meet me at my house after school. | ||
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Buster: And here we’ll put the formula for finding the area of a circle, which is pi… | Buster: And here we’ll put the formula for finding the area of a circle, which is pi… | ||
Arthur: | Arthur: r squared! | ||
Buster: Right. We’re running out of paper. Should we get another sheet? | Buster: Right. We’re running out of paper. Should we get another sheet? | ||
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Bud: What are they doing? | Bud: What are they doing? | ||
DW: It must be homework. Come on. That gives me an idea. | |||
Buster: I have no idea I knew so much. How can this head hold all that information? | Buster: I have no idea I knew so much. How can this head hold all that information? | ||
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Arthur: Well, Mr. Ratburn did work us pretty hard. | Arthur: Well, Mr. Ratburn did work us pretty hard. | ||
DW (in the distance): Excellent work, Bud. 1+1 does equal 11. You get an A+++! | |||
Bud: Thanks. You can have an A+++ too! That’s a very good map of the world. | Bud: Thanks. You can have an A+++ too! That’s a very good map of the world. | ||
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Arthur: What are you two doing? | Arthur: What are you two doing? | ||
DW: What does it look like? Homework | |||
Arthur | Arthur + Buster laugh | ||
Bud: What are you laughing at? | Bud: What are you laughing at? | ||
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Buster: You two don’t have to do homework. That’s for big kids. | Buster: You two don’t have to do homework. That’s for big kids. | ||
Bud: We | Bud: We ARE big kids! We’re going to kindergarten next year and I know my ABCs, even the M-N-L-O-P part. | ||
Arthur: It’s L-M-N-O-P. | Arthur: It’s L-M-N-O-P. | ||
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Bud: Ugh! Every time! I’m never gonna get it. | Bud: Ugh! Every time! I’m never gonna get it. | ||
DW: Bud, remember, act cool. Come on Bud, let’s go study. I can’t believe that kindergarten teacher is going to give us a test on our first day. | |||
Bud: And we haven’t even met her yet. She’s so mean. | Bud: And we haven’t even met her yet. She’s so mean. | ||
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==Muffy’s House== | ==Muffy’s House== | ||
Francine: And remember this? This is when we beat that other camp at tug-o-war | Francine: And remember this? This is when we beat that other camp at tug-o-war? | ||
Muffy: Ugh? How could I forget? I had dirt under my nails for a week. | Muffy: Ugh? How could I forget? I had dirt under my nails for a week. | ||
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Francine: OK, but you have to admit, it was pretty fun. Oh look, it’s that camp counselor we had, Becky. Wasn’t she the best? | Francine: OK, but you have to admit, it was pretty fun. Oh look, it’s that camp counselor we had, Becky. Wasn’t she the best? | ||
Muffy: She had that hippie chic look-down put, but why are you showing me all these photos of Camp Meadowcroak | Muffy: She had that hippie chic look-down put, but why are you showing me all these photos of Camp Meadowcroak. | ||
Francine: I want you to remember what a good time we had there. | Francine: I want you to remember what a good time we had there. | ||
Muffy: I know, but we’re going to have a great time at Camp Elysium. Look, I already ordered these matching sun visors with the camp | Muffy: I know, but we’re going to have a great time at Camp Elysium. Look, I already ordered these matching sun visors with the camp logo on them. They’ll be perfect for when we’ll golf. Or play— | ||
Francine: No, thank you. | Francine: No, thank you. | ||
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Muffy: But..we made a pact. We said we were going to spend the summer together, no matter what! | Muffy: But..we made a pact. We said we were going to spend the summer together, no matter what! | ||
Francine: Well…Maybe we have to break the pact. We don’t have to do | Francine:Well…Maybe we have to break the pact. We don’t have to do EVERYTHING together, right? | ||
Muffy: You’re just being stubborn | Muffy: You’re just being stubborn. You could at least try it. | ||
Francine: It’s for a whole month. If I don’t like I’ll be stuck there— | Francine: It’s for a whole month. If I don’t like I’ll be stuck there— | ||
Muffy: I’d like you to leave now | Muffy: I’d like you to leave now | ||
Francine: Don’t be mad at me. We just like different things. | Francine: Don’t be mad at me. We just like different things. | ||
Muffy: OK, I get it. We have nothing in common. Stop rubbing it in! | Muffy: OK, I get it. We have nothing in common. Stop rubbing it in! | ||
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