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'''[[Arthur Read]]''': Good morning. Today's show is all about stress. What is stress? Stress is, er, when you feel a lot of pressure to...Buster!
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'''Arthur''': Good morning.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Today's show is all about stress.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>What IS stress?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Stress is, er, when you feel a lot of pressure to...Buster!</p>


'''[[Buster Baxter]]''': Sorry! I thought you needed cooling off. You look sweaty.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Sorry! I thought you needed cooling off. You look sweaty.</p>


'''Arthur''': Um...anyway, stress is, er...a feeling you get like when you're facing a really big...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Um...anyway, stress is, er...a feeling you get like when you're facing a really big...</p>


'''Buster''': Bear?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Bear?</p>


'''Arthur''': I was going to say test! You're not being very helpful.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': I was going to say test! You're not being very helpful.</p>


'''Buster''': OK, but if I were you, I'd be more stressed about a bear than a test.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': OK, but if I were you, I'd be more stressed about a bear than a test.</p>


[BEAR GRUNTS]
<p class="MsoNormal">[BEAR GRUNTS]</p>


'''Arthur''': AHH! Whoo! That was close! Anyway...We all get stressed out sometimes, but there are different ways to deal with... AHH! D.W.! When did you learn how to fly a helicopter?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': AHH!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Whoo! That was close! Anyway...We all get stressed out sometimes, but there are different ways to deal with... AHH!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>D.W.! When did you learn how to fly a helicopter?</p>


'''D.W.''': Is that what this is? I thought it was a ride! I want my quarter back!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''D.W.''': Is that what this is? I thought it was a ride!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I want my quarter back!</p>


'''Arthur''': Don't touch anything!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Don't touch anything!</p>


[ALARM BEEPS]
<p class="MsoNormal">[ALARM BEEPS]</p>


'''D.W.''': Oopsie!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''D.W.''': Oopsie!</p>


'''Arthur''': You think this is stressful? Wait till you see the show!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': You think this is stressful? Wait till you see the show!</p>
==Episode==


'''Buster''': Are we learning about sweat today? If we are, I came prepared. [HE SNIFFS]
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'''Nigel Ratburn''': No, Buster. S.W.E.A.T. is an acronym for the Stoddard-Wilkins Elementary Aptitude Test - a standardized test you'll all be taking.
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'''Arthur''': What's it on?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Are we learning about sweat today?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>If we are, I came prepared. [HE SNIFFS]</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Will we be graded?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nigel Ratburn''': No, Buster.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>S.W.E.A.T. is an acronym for the Stoddard Wilkins Elementary Aptitude Test - a standardised test you'll all be taking.</p>


'''Nigel Ratburn''': Calm down. It's nothing to worry about, but the format may be unfamiliar, so I have some practice tests to help you prepare at home.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': What's it on?!</p>


'''Arthur''': "If Sarah has seven apples, and she gives Sadie five of them..."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Will we be graded?!</p>


'''Buster''': Why is Sarah giving apples away?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nigel Ratburn''': Calm down.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It's nothing to worry about, but the format may be unfamiliar, so I have some practice tests to help you prepare at home.</p>


'''Arthur''': It doesn't say. "then Sarah gets another apple from Sam..."
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'''Buster''': Now, she's taking apples from Sam? I don't trust this Sarah. She's up to something.
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'''Arthur''': It's just a math problem.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': If Sarah has seven apples, and she gives Sadie five of them...</p>


'''Buster''': That's probably what Sarah told Sadie. I bet those apples are rotten.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Why is Sarah giving apples away?</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': I just took one of the multiple-choice vocabulary tests. It wasn't so bad.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': It doesn't say...then Sarah gets another apple from Sam...</p>


'''Arthur''': Um...did you read the instructions?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Now, she's taking apples from Sam? I don't trust this Sarah.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>She's up to something.</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Yeah, I glanced at them. Why?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': It's just a math problem.</p>


'''Arthur''': Because it says you're supposed to use a #2 pencil and not to make any extra marks on the test. See?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': That's probably what Sarah told Sadie. I bet those apples are rotten.</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': I don't have any #2 pencils.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': I just took one of the multiple-choice vocabulary tests.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>It wasn't so bad.</p>


'''Arthur''': Take one of mine.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Um...did you read the instructions?</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Ack! It's so ordinary! I prefer the dusky soulfulness of a 4B. What happens if I use one of those?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Yeah, I glanced at them. Why?</p>


'''Binky''': Then ye have to take it again! And that's if you're lucky! They might just fail you. Aye! I've seen brave third graders cry like preschoolers when faced with the S.W.E.A.T. A fear comes o'er them that swallows 'em whole.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Because it says you're supposed to use a #2 pencil and not to make any extra marks on the test. See?</p>


'''Buster''': Why are you talking like that?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': I don't have any #2 pencils.</p>


'''Binky''': Don't ye know it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Arr! Practice all ye like, but when the real test is before ya, then you'll feel the jaws o' fear tightening all around ya! Ha-ha-ha! [COUGHS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Take one of mine.</p>


[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Ack! It's so ordinary! I prefer the dusky soulfulness of a 4B.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>What happens if I use one of those?</p>


'''Arthur''': [COPYING THE TEACHER] "OK, students. You may open your test booklets now."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Then ye have to take it again!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And that's if you're lucky! They might just fail you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Aye! I've seen brave third graders cry like pre-schoolers when faced with the S.W.E.A.T..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>A fear comes o'er them that swallows 'em whole.</p>


[MOTOR REVVING]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Why are you talking like that?</p>


'''Arthur''': Dad, Would you do that later? I'm trying to take a test! "Now, you may open your..."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Don't ye know it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Arr!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Practice all ye like, but when the real test is before ya, then you'll feel the jaws o' fear tightening all around ya!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ha-ha-ha! [COUGHS]</p>


'''Mary Moo Cow''': Three, three, three is fun. It's more than one or two...
<p class="MsoNormal">[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]</p>


'''Arthur''': D.W.! You have to turn that off. I'm trying to study.
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'''D.W.''': But it's my TV time. Mom! Arthur's not respecting my rights!
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</p>


'''Arthur''': Fine.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': OK, students. You may open your test booklets now.</p>


'''Mary Moo Cow''': This song won't leave your head Five, five, five is sweet...
<p class="MsoNormal">[MOTOR REVVING]</p>


'''Arthur''': Mom! D.W.'s making too much noise and I'm...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Dad! Would you do that later? I'm trying to take a test!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now, you may open your...</p>


[BLENDER MOTOR WHIZZES]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mary Moo Cow''': # Three, three, three is fun<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span># It's more than one or two... #</p>


[ARTHUR SIGHS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': D.W.! You have to turn that off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I'm trying to study.</p>


'''Arthur''': "Okay. You may now..."
<p class="MsoNormal">'''D.W.''': But it's my TV time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Mom! Arthur's not respecting my rights!</p>


[DRIPPING]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Fine.</p>


[ALARM BUZZES]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mary Moo Cow''': # ..This song won't leave your head<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span># Five, five, five is sweet... #</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Well, this is it. S.W.E.A.T. day.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Mom! DW's making too much noise and I'm...</p>


[DOTS BARKS]
<p class="MsoNormal">[LIQUIDISER MOTOR WHIZZES]</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Sorry, Dots. You can't come with me.
<p class="MsoNormal">[ARTHUR SIGHS]</p>


[DOTS WHIMPERS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''':<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">   </span>OK. You may now...</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': "Why not?" Because you're not a #2 pencil. Now, where did I put that one Arthur gave me? [GASPS] I can't find it! Arthur! I lost the #2 pencil you gave me. Do you have another?
<p class="MsoNormal">[DRIPPING]</p>


'''Arthur''': No. But I just passed a few back there. Watch out for the erasers!
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</p>


'''#2 Pencils''': [CHANTING]: Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two...
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'''Sue Ellen''': Aah!
<p class="MsoNormal">[ALARM BUZZES]</p>


'''#2 Pencils''': Two, two, two, two, two, two...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Well, this is it. SWEAT day.</p>


'''Buster''': OK. "Sarah gives Sadie five apples" "Thank you, Sarah. I don't know why you're giving me these apples, but I don't care, 'cause I'm a pig!" Then Sam flies in with another apple. Brrrr! "Activating apple defense system! Take that, you rotten fruitmonger!"
<p class="MsoNormal">[DOTS BARKS]</p>


'''Arthur''': Will you stop playing with those silly dolls?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Sorry, Dots. You can't come with me.</p>


'''Buster''': Sam isn't a doll; he's an action figure. Aww, you've hurt his feelings.
<p class="MsoNormal">[DOTS WHIMPERS]</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Oh, great. You guys are here. Take these. I'm giving everyone I know #2 pencils. That way you can give me one if I forget to bring mine.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': "Why not?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Because you're not a #2 pencil.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now, where did I put that one Arthur gave me? [GASPS]<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I can't find it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Arthur! I lost the #2 pencil you gave me. Do you have another?</p>


'''Brain''': Hey, guys. What's going on?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': No. But I just passed a few back there. Watch out for the erasers!</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Pencils! Take pencils.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''#2 Pencils''': [CHANTING]: Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two...</p>


'''Arthur''': Why won't you all just be quiet? It's like you want me to fail!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': AHH!</p>


'''Brain''': Fail what?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''#2 Pencils''': Two, two, two, two, two, two...</p>


'''Buster''': The S.W.E.A.T. test, of course. Aren't you nervous about it?
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</p>


'''Brain''': Why should I be? It's just reviewing stuff we already know.
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'''Arthur''': But what if we forget what we already know?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': OK. Sarah gives Sadie five apples.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Thank you, Sarah. I don't know why you're giving me these apples, but I don't care, cos I'm a pig!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Then Sam flies in with another apple. Brrrr!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Activating apple defence system! Take that, you rotten fruitmonger!</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Yeah, Binky said the fear could swallow us whole!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Will you stop playing with those silly dolls?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Sam isn't a doll. He's an action figure.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ah, you've hurt his feelings.</p>


'''Brain''': You're getting yourselves worked up over nothing. Just relax.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Oh, great. You guys are here.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Take these. I'm giving everyone I know #2 pencils.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>That way you can give me one if I forget to bring mine.</p>


'''Buster''': Easy for you to say.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Hey, guys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>What's going on?</p>


'''Arthur''': Yeah, you never get anxious about tests.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Pencils! Take pencils!</p>


'''Brain''': That's not true. There's one test that makes me Very anxious. A blood test! Ha-ha! Get it?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Why won't you all just be quiet? It's like you WANT me to fail!</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Brain, This isn't a laughing matter! Here, don't you dare forget it.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Fail what?</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Orange, Buster?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': The S.W.E.A.T. test, of course. Aren't you nervous about it?</p>


'''Buster''': Is this a word problem? The answer is D, all of the above.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Why should I be? It's just reviewing stuff we already know.</p>


'''Arthur''': George, would you knock it off? You're eating those mashed potatoes so noisily! Can't you see I'm trying to study?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': But what if we forget what we already know?</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Nigel, I think this S.W.E.A.T. test has given some of your students a nasty case of the jitters. Might I suggest something?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Yeah! Binky said the fear could swallow us whole!</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Who here gets butterflies in the belly, right before a big game? For me, it's when I play the keyboard in front of an audience. Anybody else get the willies before performing?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': You're getting yourselves worked up over nothing. Just relax.</p>


'''Binky''': Aye! Once me palms were so sweaty, I dropped me clarinet on me big toe! I've got the scar to prove it!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Easy for you to say.</p>


'''Nigel Ratburn''': Binky, International Talk Like A Pirate Day is over.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Yeah, you never get anxious about tests.</p>


'''Binky''': Okay.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': That's not true. There's one test that makes me VERY anxious.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>A blood test! Ha-ha! Get it?</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': The point is, we all feel stress sometimes. Here's one way I like to deal with it. Everyone lie on your backs. You too, Alan.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Brain! This isn't a laughing matter!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Here, don't you dare forget it!</p>


'''Brain''': All right, but I think this is all rather unnecessary.
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Follow your breath in and out. Be aware of your toes. Are they tense at all? Wiggle them a little. Now, move up to your ankles and your calves. Feel all that tension in your head just melt away. You can open your eyes now.
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'''Sue Ellen''': Wow. I feel great!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Orange, Buster?</p>


'''Arthur:''' Me too!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Is this a word problem?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>The answer is D - all of the above!</p>


'''Buster''': Wait! I still have some tension in my ear. Ah! Now, it's gone.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': George, would you knock it off?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You're eating those mashed potatoes so noisily!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Can't you see I'm trying to study?!</p>


'''Mrs. MacGrady:''' Whenever those heebie-jeebies...
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Nigel, I think this S.W.E.A.T. test has given some of your students a nasty case of the jitters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Might I suggest something?</p>


[SNORING]
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'''Mrs. MacGrady''': ...start playing patty-whack with your nerves, you just...
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'''Brain''': [SNORES] Huh? What'd I miss?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Who here gets butterflies in the belly, right before a big game?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>For me, it's when I play the keyboard in front of an audience.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Anybody else get the willies before performing?</p>


'''Arthur''': Just the whole relaxation class.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': Aye! Once me palms were so sweaty, I dropped me clarinet on me big toe!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I've got the scar to prove it!</p>


'''Brain''': Oh, well, I napped instead. Same thing, right?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nigel Ratburn''': Binky, International Talk Like A Pirate Day is over!</p>


'''Brain''': 17...18...19...20. Still got half an hour before school. Just enough time for another practice test. Huh. Well, that was a cinch. And now, I'll just check the answers in the back. 1 is A. Check. 2 is C. Check. 3 is also C... Wait! That can't be right! OK, one wrong. That's not so bad. 4 is...D? And 5 is...B? How is that possible?! [HE GASPS] I skipped a question! Ugh! Why won't you erase?
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Binky''': OK.</p>


'''Choice D''': B always puts up a fight. Give it some muscle!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': The point is, we all feel stress sometimes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Here's one way I like to deal with it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Everyone lie on your backs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You too, Alan.</p>


'''Choice B''': Ooh, yeah! Right there! That's where it itches.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': All right, but I think this is all rather unnecessary.</p>


[PAPER TEARS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Follow your breath in and out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Be aware of your toes. Are they tense at all?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Wiggle them a little. Now, move up to your ankles and your calves.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Feel all that tension in your head just melt away.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>You can open your eyes now.</p>


'''Wilkins''': It worked, Stoddard! He fell right into our trap!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Wow. I feel great!</p>


'''Stoddard''': By Jove, we've failed another one! High five, Wills!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Me too!</p>


[ALARM RINGS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Wait! I still have some tension in my ear.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ah! Now, it's gone.</p>


[HE GASPS]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': Whenever those heebie-jeebies...</p>


'''Arthur''': Brain, are you okay?
<p class="MsoNormal">[SNORING]</p>


'''Brain''': Me? Sure I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay? Just because I skipped a practice question doesn't mean I'll skip one now. Right? Oh, no! Where's my pencil? I don't have a pencil!
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Mrs. MacGrady''': ..start playing patty-whack with your nerves, you just...</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Here, I brought extras.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': [SNORES] Huh? What'd I miss?</p>


'''Buster''': Mr. Ratburn, could we just wait a minute or two? Brain, look at me. Take a deep breath.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Just the whole relaxation class.</p>


'''Brain''': Ah...huh.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Oh, well, I napped instead. Same thing, right?</p>


'''Buster''': Feel your toes. Say, "Relax, little toes."
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</p>


'''Brain''': Okay. Relaxing phalanges.
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</p>


'''Buster''': Feel all that stress leaving your body. Now, the stress is walking out of the classroom and out of the school. Maybe it'll stop by the Sugar Bowl.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': 17...18...19...20.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Still got half an hour before school.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Just enough time for another practice test.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Huh. Well, that was a cinch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And now, I'll just check the answers in the back.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>1 is A. Check.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>2 is C. Check.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>3 is also C...<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Wait! That can't be right!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>OK, one wrong. That's not so bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>4 is...D?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>And 5 is...B?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>How is THAT possible?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>[HE GASPS] I skipped a question!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Ugh! Why won't you erase?</p>


'''Nigel Ratburn''': [CLEARS THROAT]
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Option D''': B always puts up a fight. Give it some muscle!</p>


'''Buster''': Okay, you can open your eyes now.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Option B''': Ooh, yeah! Right there! That's where it itches.</p>


'''Sue Ellen''': Better?
<p class="MsoNormal">[PAPER TEARS]</p>


'''Brain''': Thanks, guys. I couldn't have asked for better relaxation tutors.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Wilkins''': It worked, Stoddard! He fell right into our trap!</p>


'''Nigel Ratburn''': OK, students. You may start your test now.
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Stoddard''': By Jove, we've failed another one! High five, Wills!</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">[ALARM RINGS]</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">[HE GASPS]</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''Arthur''': Brain, are you OK?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Me? Sure I'm OK. Why wouldn't I be OK?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Just because I skipped a practice question doesn't mean I'll skip one now. Right?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Oh, no! Where's my pencil?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>I don't have a pencil!</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Here, I brought extras.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Mr Ratburn, could we just wait a minute or two?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Brain, look at me. Take a deep breath.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Ah...huh.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Feel your toes. Say, "Relax, little toes."</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': OK. Relaxing phalanges.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': Feel all that stress leaving your body.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Now, the stress is walking out of the classroom and out of the school.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span>Maybe it'll stop by the Sugar Bowl.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nigel Ratburn''': Ahem.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Buster''': OK, you can open your eyes now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Sue Ellen''': Better?</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Brain''': Thanks, guys. I couldn't have asked for better relaxation tutors.</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''Nigel Ratburn''': OK, students. You may start your test now.</p>
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