Editing Leftovers Goulash

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1:57 (episode version)}}

'''Leftovers Goulash''' is a song performed by [[Arthur Read|Arthur]], [[Dora Winifred Read|D.W.]] and [[David Read|David]] in the episode [[Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival]], where the three talk about the dishes cooked by [[David Read]]. The song appears on the [[Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)]] as track 18. Unlike most of the songs in the album, the song is set to the tune of several classical and operatic pieces, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Offenbach Jacques Offenbach's] Cancan, and [[Wikipedia:La Toreador|La Toreador]] from [[Wikipedia:George Bizet|George Bizet]]'s [[Wikipedia:Carmen (opera)|Carmen]].

==Lyrics==
'''Note:''' The lines in <font color=green>green</font> represent the tracks only seen in the [[Wikipedia:Arthur TV Soundtracks#Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)|Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)]].

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<font color=green>''Dad: Arthur! D.W.! Dinner!''</font>

Arthur:

My dad's a chef<br />
You think that's great?<br />
Just try to guess<br />
What's on your plate
He mixes things<br />
And then he bakes<br />
Why can't he stick<br />
To chocolate cakes?

I want some ice cream<br />
Chocolate would be good<br />
Ice cream that tastes...<br />
Just like it should!

Not broccoli<br />
Turkey or a lima bean<br />
It's got to taste like ice cream!

Dad:

You have to try<br />
My latest treat<br />
A jellied fish<br />
Inside a beet

(Arthur, D.W.: Yuck!)

Why should we eat<br />
The same old meals?<br />
Wait 'til you taste<br />
My garlic eels


There are so many things to make<br />
A custard soup, a liver cake<br />
A curry pie, with prunes and squash<br />
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?<br />
(Hey!)

D.W.:

Nothing brown<br />
And nothing soupy<br />
Nothing slippery<br />
And nothing gloopy

Nothing mashed<br />
And nothing steamed<br />
And nothing runny with eyes or feet<br />
That smells or wiggles when you touch it                  

or with crusts<br />
and nothing creamed!
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This smells like fish!<br />
I can't stand fish!<br />
I can't believe this cookie

Smells like fish!

<br />
<font color=green>(Arthur: Ice cream!)<br />It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)<br />Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!)<br />
Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?</font>

Dad:

There are so many things to make<br />
(D.W.: It tastes like fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)<br /> 
A custard soup, a liver cake<br />
(D.W.: I can't stand fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)<br />
A curry pie, with prunes and squash<br />
(D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!)<br />
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?                                 

(Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!)<br />
(Arthur and D.W.: Hey!)

Dad:

Take a pot<br />
And add a lot<br />
Of codfish mash<br />
And kidney hash!

Let's add some snails<br />
And catfish tails,<br />
Some brains and feet<br />
Can't wait to eat!

A sloppy scoop<br />
Of runny gloop<br />
A squid on toast<br />
A rhubarb roast

Some tofu stew<br />
With extra goo<br />
Leftover squash<br />
It's called goulash!<br />
(Hey!)

(Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!)
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==Trivia==
*This song contains part of several episodes of the series ''Arthur''. They are:
**''[[D.W.'s Imaginary Friend]]''
**[[D.W. Gets Lost|''D.W. Gets Lost'' ]]
**''[[Arthur Makes a Movie]]''
**[[Buster's Dino Dilemma]]
**[[Arthur Accused!]]
**[[Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe]]
**[[Arthur's Family Vacation]]
**[[The Half-Baked Sale]]
**[[D.W.'s Snow Mystery]]
**[[Arthur's Lucky Pencil]]
**[[D.W., the Picky Eater ]]
**[[Arthur's Baby]]
**[[Arthur's Faraway Friend]]
**[[D.W. Blows the Whistle]]
**[[Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest]]
**[[How the Cookie Crumbles]]
**[[Dad's Dessert Dilemma]]
**[[Poor Muffy]]
**[[Buster Baxter, Cat Saver]]
**[[So Long, Spanky]]
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