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D.W.: Mom, Arthur's breaking his promise! | D.W.: Mom, Arthur's breaking his promise! | ||
Arthur: (groans) It was 500 | Arthur: (groans) It was 500 Pieces not including the Fairy Mary Moo Cow Cookie Carriage! | ||
[[Francine Frensky|Francine]]: At least you didn't have to empty the cat box twice. Never feed your cat leftover Chinese Food. | [[Francine Frensky|Francine]]: At least you didn't have to empty the cat box twice. Never feed your cat leftover Chinese Food. | ||
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Arthur: Why can't we? | Arthur: Why can't we? | ||
Francine: | Francine: Uh, because you can't just declare your independence and call yourself a country? | ||
Brain: Actually, you can. There a lot of tiny | Brain: Actually, you can. There a lot of tiny country in the world. There's even one called [[Sealand]] that's just a platform in the [[Atlantic Ocean]]. | ||
Arthur: Friends, young people, classmates, by the power invested in... this baseball, I declare us all citizens of Kid...onia! | Arthur: Friends, young people, classmates, by the power invested in... this baseball, I declare us all citizens of Kid...onia! | ||
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All 4: All Hail Kidonia! | All 4: All Hail Kidonia! | ||
Chorus: Oh, Dear Kidonia! I pledge my loyalty! Where kids have broke the chains of parental tyranny! Where chores are no more and fun is guaranteed! All Hail Kidonia! Land where kids are free! | |||
Francine: OK, we have a flag, a Latin slogan, a national anthem and traditional Kidonian hats. What now? | Francine: OK, we have a flag, a Latin slogan, a national anthem and traditional Kidonian hats. What now? | ||
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Arthur: It goes against everything I believe in. | Arthur: It goes against everything I believe in. | ||
Jane: | Jane: ...Huh? | ||
Arthur: (groans) But I'll do it just this once. | Arthur: (groans) But I'll do it just this once. | ||
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Arthur: Good night, Citizen Baxter. | Arthur: Good night, Citizen Baxter. | ||
Buster: It's Kidonian money! My friend Brain made it! See, it works like a coupon! Each bill is worth one favor. In this case, you get 15 minutes of free advice. Ask away, my friend. ( | Buster: It's Kidonian money! My friend Brain made it! See, it works like a coupon! Each bill is worth one favor. In this case, you get 15 minutes of free advice. Ask away, my friend. (gasps) | ||
Brain: I never said you can use kiddies outside of Kidonia. | Brain: I never said you can use kiddies outside of Kidonia. | ||
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Francine: There is no High Court! | Francine: There is no High Court! | ||
Buster: There is now! I just made it! Good day to you both! | Buster: There is now! I just made it! Good day to you both! | ||
Jane: We hope to see you again, Mr. Read. Safe travels. | Jane: We hope to see you again, Mr. Read. Safe travels. | ||
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D.W.: You better send me a postcard! | D.W.: You better send me a postcard! | ||
Chorus: All Hail Kidonia, land where kids are free! | |||
Arthur: Hey, let's stay up all night! You know why? | Arthur: Hey, let's stay up all night! You know why? | ||
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Arthur: ...Huh? Where are you going? | Arthur: ...Huh? Where are you going? | ||
Francine: Home! I mean my real home! I'm not living in a country where a quarter of a population | Francine: Home! I mean my real home! I'm not living in a country where a quarter of a population behaves like pigs! | ||
Buster: You're just jealous because my ears are nice and warm. | Buster: You're just jealous because my ears are nice and warm. | ||
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Francine: I formally renounce my citizenship! Good luck! You're gonna need it! | Francine: I formally renounce my citizenship! Good luck! You're gonna need it! | ||
Buster: I would have brought more food, if a | Buster: I would have brought more food, if a certain someone hadn't given me phony money. | ||
Brain: It's not phony! Kiddies are worth something as long as you spend them in Kidonia. Here. I'll pay you for my share with the pretzel. | Brain: It's not phony! Kiddies are worth something as long as you spend them in Kidonia. Here. I'll pay you for my share with the pretzel. | ||
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Brain: That's a bargain! Do you know what hard it is to make one of those up? | Brain: That's a bargain! Do you know what hard it is to make one of those up? | ||
Arthur: Why don't we just split the pretzel evenly three ways? | Arthur: Why don't we just split the pretzel evenly three ways? Um, that wasn't supposed to happen. Who gets that piece? | ||
Buster: We'll settle it the Kidonian way, through mind reading. OK, who can guess what I'm thinking right now? | Buster: We'll settle it the Kidonian way, through mind reading. OK, who can guess what I'm thinking right now? | ||
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Buster: Maybe, but there are no laws here and that wasn't when I was thinking. Well? | Buster: Maybe, but there are no laws here and that wasn't when I was thinking. Well? | ||
Arthur: I have no idea! Aliens? Pizza? Aliens eating | Arthur: I have no idea! Aliens? Pizza? Aliens eating Pizza? | ||
Buster: (gasps) Aww. Well played, my friend. Well played. | Buster: (gasps) Aww. Well played, my friend. Well played. | ||
Arthur: Our population is dwindling. I'm hungry. And chilly. Maybe having our own country wasn't such a good idea. | Arthur: Our population is dwindling. I'm hungry. And chilly. Maybe having our own country wasn't such a good idea. | ||
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Buster: Because I didn't have to. Read the consti... | Buster: Because I didn't have to. Read the consti... | ||
Arthur: I don't have to read the constitution! I wrote the constitution! And now I'm adding something to it! | Arthur: I don't have to read the constitution! I wrote the constitution! And now I'm adding something to it! "HE WHO SPILLS SOMETHING CLEANS IT UP!" | ||
Buster: You know, Kidonia needs to be a place where a kid can do whatever he wanted. Now, it's just like everywhere else. Goodbye, Citizen Read! I'm moving to Baxtervania! | Buster: You know, Kidonia needs to be a place where a kid can do whatever he wanted. Now, it's just like everywhere else. Goodbye, Citizen Read! I'm moving to Baxtervania! | ||
Arthur: (groans) | Arthur: (groans) |