Editing I Can't Snap My Fingers



'''''I can't snap my fingers''''''''''It can't be hard to do''''''''''Well I can crack my knuckles''''''''''Mom says that's bad for you''''''''''I can break a pencil''''''''''It kind of has that sound''''''''''But I can't snap my fingers''''''''''Like the other kids around''''''''''I practice every morning''''''''''On the way to school''''''''''But finger snappers laugh at me''''''''''Someday I will be cool''''''''''I ate a fish called snapper''''''''''But it didn't help''''''''''How do fish snap anyway''''''''''I mean, they're all wet and slippery and who can''''''''''Even hear it in underwater?''''''''''Well let me tell you folks''''''''''I can't snap my fingers''''''''''I really wish I could''''''''''I should give up practicing''''''''''Because I'm just no good''''''''''Hey, I did it! I did it!'''''
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-'''I Can't Snap My Fingers''' is track 6 from the album ''[[Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix]]''. It is an entirely original song, not based on any story from the ''[[Arthur (TV series)|Arthur]]'' TV show. The song is in the style of lounge jazz and is about [[Buster Baxter]] not being able to snap his fingers, until finally he learns how.
-==Lyrics==
-'''Male Announcer'''<br />
-Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Sugar Bowl that master of the melody, Mr. Buster Baxter.<br />
+'''''I can't snap my fingers''''''''''It can't be hard to do''''''''''Well I can crack my knuckles''''''''''Mom says that's bad for you''''''''''I can break a pencil''''''''''It kind of has that sound''''''''''But I can't snap my fingers''''''''''Like the other kids around''''''''''I practice every morning''''''''''On the way to school''''''''''But finger snappers laugh at me''''''''''Someday I will be cool''''''''''I ate a fish called snapper''''''''''But it didn't help''''''''''How do fish snap anyway''''''''''I mean, they're all wet and slippery and who can''''''''''Even hear it in underwater?''''''''''Well let me tell you folks''''''''''I can't snap my fingers''''''''''I really wish I could''''''''''I should give up practicing''''''''''Because I'm just no good''''''''''Hey, I did it! I did it!'''''
-(''applause'')<br />
-'''Buster'''<br />
-Thank you, thank you.<br />
-''I can't snap my fingers''<br />
-''It can't be hard to do''<br />
-''Well, I can crack my knuckles''<br />
-''Mom says that's bad for you''<br />
-''I can break a pencil''<br />
-It kinda has that sound.<br />
-''But I can't snap my fingers''<br />
-''Like the other kids around''<br />
-''I practice every mornin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''<br />
-''On the way to school''<br />
-''For finger snappers laugh at me''<br />
-''Someday I will be cool''<br />
-''I ate a fish called snapper''<br />
-''But it didn't help''<br />
-''How do fish snap anyway?''<br />
-I mean, they're all wet and slippery and who can even hear it underwater?<br />
-'''Arthur'''<br />
-Here's how you do it, Buster, watch. (''snaps'') See? Use your thumb and middle finger.<br />
-'''Buster'''<br />
-I can't!<br />
-'''Arthur'''<br />
-It's easy. Show him, Pal!
-'''Pal'''<br />
-(''barks'')<br />
-'''Buster'''<br />
-Ah, even Arthur's dog snaps, and I can't! Well, let me tell ya', folks<br />
-''I can't snap my fingers''<br />
-''I really wish I could''<br />
-''I should give up practicing''<br />
-''Because I'm just no good''<br />
-Ugh! (''snap'') Hey, I did it! I did it!<br />
-'''Arthur'''<br />
-Right here would be a good place for whistling<br />
-'''Buster'''<br />
-(''blows'') Ah man, I can't whistle. Ah, that's another song. Save it for the next record. Now I'm snappin'. (''snaps repeatedly'') You heard of snappin' turtles? I'm a snappin' bunny! Woo-hoo!<br/ >
-'''Arthur'''<br />
-I think you need to work on your rhythm.<br />
-'''Buster'''<br />
-(''continuing to snap'') I don't care! I'm snapping, baby! Take me out slowly, boys.
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