Editing Fernlet

'''Fernlets''' are poems that [[Fern Walters|Fern]] writes for her family on holidays. Though it started out as just something for the family, [[Muffy Crosswire|Muffy]] got the idea of selling cards with Fernlets in them. This is a collection of the Fernlets that have been heard in the show. All appear in the episode "[[Fernlets by Fern]]".
==Mother's Day Poem==
Fern wrote this mother's day poem for [[Doria Walters|her mother]].

"Mother O' Mom, You are my Mommy,<br />
I love you more than deep fried salami,<br />
I love you more than Boston Cream Pie,<br />
Because I spell love M-O-M-M-Y."

==Father's Day Poem==
This is the first poem Fern writes to be sold by Muffy.

"Dear old dad, dad old dear,<br />
I love you more, than cold root beer<br />
Or chocolate bars, so chocolatey<br />
I love you, dad, my D-A-D."

==Birthday Haiku==
{{Template:Quote|It means even a wet cake can't ruin a birthday because it's about love, not cake.|[[Fern]]|[[Fernlets by Fern]]}}
Fern writes this haiku to be sold. A haiku is a poem in which the first and last lines are 5 syllables, and the second line is 7 syllables. Fern is trying to experiment with new poem forms.

"Dear best friend, someone<br />
Left your cake out in the rain.<br />
Smile, it's your birthday."<br />

==Graduation Binklet==
This poem wasn't written by Fern, it is actually a Binklet, a poem that [[Binky Barnes|Binky]] wrote when Muffy fired Fern.

"Happy graduation,<br />
You've worked really hard,<br />
And if you know what's good for you,<br />
You'll buy this card."
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