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Buster: ♪♪ There are things that make me blue, like an old, forgotten shoe, or a candy bar that I have never tried. History tests are crummy, soggy toast ain't yummy, and the weatherman on the radio, he just lied. Or you're playing with your poodle, and he bites you on your noodle, you hit your head on the bed. That's gotta smart. But nothing feels so bad, can make you so darn sad, as when a baby-sitter sits upon your heart! Upon your heart! Oh, yeah! Upon your heart. ♪♪ | |||
Arthur: Stop! Cut! No more! You were going to tell them? | |||
Buster: Well, yeah, it makes a good song. | Buster: Well, yeah, it makes a good song. | ||
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Arthur: Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties there will be no show today. | Arthur: Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties there will be no show today. | ||
Buster: Don't listen to him. He's just embarrassed. Roll the tape, Greg! It's a good story, Arthur. | Buster: Don't listen to him. He's just embarrassed. Roll the tape, Greg! It's a good story, Arthur. (groans) (roars) (laughs) | ||
Arthur: I don't need a baby-sitter. I'm eight years old. I've even been a baby-sitter! | Arthur: I don't need a baby-sitter. I'm eight years old. I've even been a baby-sitter! | ||
Dad: Sorry, kiddo, that's just the way it is. | |||
Arthur: Is it going to be [[Mrs. Grouse]]? She makes us dance. | Arthur: Is it going to be [[Mrs. Grouse]]? She makes us dance. | ||
D.W.: I like Mrs. Grouse. The jitterbug is good for your | D.W.: I like Mrs. Grouse. The jitterbug is good for your arthuritis, Arthur. | ||
Arthur: D.W., I don't have | Arthur: D.W., I don't have arthuritis. | ||
David: Mrs. Grouse is busy. You're going to have someone new this time, Sally MacGill. | David: Mrs. Grouse is busy. You're going to have someone new this time, Sally MacGill. | ||
Arthur (grumbles): Sally MacGill. She sounds mean. | Arthur (grumbles): Sally MacGill. She sounds mean. | ||
Sally: Your parents want a clean house and that's what I intend to give them! And hurry it up! It's 7:30, almost time for bed! | Sally: Your parents want a clean house and that's what I intend to give them! And hurry it up! It's 7:30, almost time for bed! | ||
Arthur: (groans) Don't stay out too late, okay? (doorbell rings) | Arthur: (groans) Don't stay out too late, okay? (doorbell rings) | ||
Jane: Kids, come downstairs. The baby-sitter's here. (groans) | |||
Sally: Hi, Arthur. | |||
Arthur: Hey. | Arthur: Hey. | ||
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Sally: I wanted to know which ice cream he likes Chunky Skunk or Choco-Chimp. | Sally: I wanted to know which ice cream he likes Chunky Skunk or Choco-Chimp. | ||
D.W.: Arthur doesn't like ice cream. You can give his portion to me. And my bedtime is 11:00. If we're watching a really good movie, then it's 12:00. | D.W.: Arthur doesn't like ice cream. You can give his portion to me. And my bedtime is 11:00. If we're watching a really good movie, then it's 12:00. (groaning and growling) | ||
Sally: Oh, no, the cows are coming! What should we do, D.W.? Use the shield or throw our magic ankhs at them? | Sally: Oh, no, the cows are coming! What should we do, D.W.? Use the shield or throw our magic ankhs at them? | ||
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Arthur: 22,000? That's almost as high as my high score. We could use your help. We're on level four. | Arthur: 22,000? That's almost as high as my high score. We could use your help. We're on level four. | ||
D.W.: Here, take mine. This game is boring. The cows don't even sing. | D.W.: Here, take mine. This game is boring. The cows don't even sing. (game beeping) | ||
Arthur: Level 12! | Arthur: Level 12! | ||
Sally: I've never gotten | Sally: I've never gotten thisfar before! | ||
Arthur: Me, neither, but I've heard this is where the high priestess Nocaloreeti lives the mommy of all moomies! | Arthur: Me, neither, but I've heard this is where the high priestess Nocaloreeti lives the mommy of all moomies! | ||
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Sally: We'll save the game. We can pick it up later. | Sally: We'll save the game. We can pick it up later. | ||
Jane: Thanks a lot, Sally. I hope they weren't much trouble. | Jane: Thanks a lot, Sally. I hope they weren't much trouble. | ||
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Jane: So I take it you and Sally had fun? Arthur? | Jane: So I take it you and Sally had fun? Arthur? | ||
Arthur: Huh? Oh, yeah. She's okay. | Arthur: Huh? Oh, yeah. She's okay. Hey, Dad, Wagner's Ringcycle is coming to town. It's a nine-hour opera! I thought you might be interested since you had such a good time the other night. There's a meeting tomorrow. You might want to go. It's about speed bumps—an important issue. A free clogging lesson half off your dinner at Trattoria Verdi and a lecture on the Maya. Did you know their temples are actually calendars? | ||
David: Are you trying to get rid of us, Arthur? | David: Are you trying to get rid of us, Arthur? | ||
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David: I have been wanting to try Trattoria Verdi. | David: I have been wanting to try Trattoria Verdi. | ||
Arthur: All right! I mean, you deserve it. | Arthur: All right! I mean, you deserve it. Only nine more minutes! (grunting) | ||
Both: Nocaloreeti—the mommy of all moomies! (roaring) (doorbell rings) | |||
Arthur: | Arthur (excitedly): Hey, Sally, I finished my homework so we can start playing... | ||
' | Mrs. Grouse: Yes, that's it! Way to swing, D.W.! Come on, Arthur! Put some hip into it! | ||
Sally: (singing on "la") (sheep bleats) Oh, no—a flying sheep zombie escaped from the tombs of Cowkanahten! (bleating) | |||
Bionic Bunny: Don't worry, Sally! I, Bionic Bunny, will save you! (bleating frantically) (screams) Its wool is so coarse! My hands are bleeding! I'm out of here! | |||
Sally: Oh, no! The sheep zombie is going to lick me! Help! Help! (bleating shrilly) | Sally: Oh, no! The sheep zombie is going to lick me! Help! Help! (bleating shrilly) | ||
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Sally: Arthur Read, you're my hero! | Sally: Arthur Read, you're my hero! | ||
Buster: Cool drawing! (yells) Who's the girl? | |||
Buster: Cool drawing! ( | |||
Arthur: What girl? | Arthur: What girl? | ||
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Buster: Hmm. | Buster: Hmm. | ||
Arthur: ''(is about to leave the kitchen, and notices his dad wearing a suit of armor)'' Nice suit. Are we having dragon for dinner? | |||
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David: The head caterer at the Medieval Reenactment Society has the flu. So I'm filling in tonight. | David: ''(smiles)'' The head caterer at the Medieval Reenactment Society has the flu. So I'm filling in tonight. | ||
Jane: Luckily, your father found some help. Sally and a friend are coming over to stay with you and D.W | Jane: Luckily, your father found some help. Sally and a friend are coming over to stay with you and D.W. | ||
Arthur: I hope that's okay. | |||
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Sally: Wow, you're quite an artist, D.W. Okay, Arthur, choose an activity. | Sally: Wow, you're quite an artist, D.W. Okay, Arthur, choose an activity. | ||
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Arthur: Dark Bunny VI: Curse of the moomy,level 12. | Arthur: Dark Bunny VI: Curse of the moomy,level 12. | ||
Sally: What a surprise. (doorbell rings) Oh, that must be my friend. | |||
Arthur: What friend? | Arthur: What friend? | ||
Sally: Arthur, D.W., meet Corey. My boyfriend. | Sally: Arthur, D.W., meet Corey. My boyfriend. | ||
Corey: Hey, dude. | |||
D.W.: I.D., please. You have to be at least 16 to baby-sit us. | D.W.: I.D., please. You have to be at least 16 to baby-sit us. | ||
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Arthur: Um, maybe some other time. I have some math homework to finish. | Arthur: Um, maybe some other time. I have some math homework to finish. | ||
Jane: Hi, honey. Everything go okay tonight? | Jane: Hi, honey. Everything go okay tonight? | ||
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Arthur: Good. | Arthur: Good. | ||
Sally: (singing on "la") (sheep bleating fiercely) Oh, no! Another big, flying sheep zombie! Arthur, help! | |||
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Arthur: Why don't you have Corey help you? He's your boyfriend! | Arthur: Why don't you have Corey help you? He's your boyfriend! | ||
Corey: Me? I'm just a dorky, floppy-haired teenager. I can barely see. | Corey: Me? I'm just a dorky, floppy-haired teenager. I can barely see. | ||
Arthur: Good sheep! | Arthur: Good sheep! | ||
Buster: Hey, is that the same girl you drew before? | Buster: Hey, is that the same girl you drew before? | ||
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Buster: I know so. Hey, I've got an idea! Stay over at my place Friday night. | Buster: I know so. Hey, I've got an idea! Stay over at my place Friday night. | ||
Arthur: Okay. Thanks. I feel better already! | Arthur: Okay. Thanks. I feel better already! (rings doorbell) | ||
Guess what? Our night will be better than we thought! Mom went out with Harry, so we have a baby-sitter! | |||
Sally: You guys want pepperoni pizza? (gasps) | Sally: You guys want pepperoni pizza? (gasps) | ||
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Buster: What did I say? | Buster: What did I say? | ||
Sally: Still unrolling that sleeping bag? | Sally: Still unrolling that sleeping bag? | ||
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Sally: Oh, a new friend named Arthur Read. | Sally: Oh, a new friend named Arthur Read. | ||
Arthur: You know, Buster has Curse of the Moomy. Want to find out how tough Nocaloreeti really is? | Arthur: You know, Buster has Curse of the Moomy. Want to find out how tough Nocaloreeti really is? (video game beeping) (solemn music playing) (groan) | ||
Sally: Oh, well. Time for bed, you guys. | Sally: Oh, well. Time for bed, you guys. | ||
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Arthur: No one. | Arthur: No one. | ||
Buster: | Buster: I can keep a secret! | ||
Arthur: Forget it, Buster! | Arthur: Forget it, Buster! |