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{{youmay|the song|[[Arthur vs. the Piano (episode)|the episode]]}}
Arthur vs. the Piano is a song on [[Arthur's Almost Real Not Live CD (Or Tape)]]. It is named after [[Arthur vs. the Piano|the episode of the same name]].
{{music
|name = Arthur vs. the Piano
|image = 2x08a.png
|artist = [[Arthur Read]] <small>([[Michael Yarmush]])</small>
|firstsung = ''[[Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)]]''}}
'''Arthur vs. the Piano''' is a song on ''[[Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)]]''. It is named after [[Arthur vs. the Piano (episode)|the episode of the same name]].


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
[[File:Arthur Vs the Piano liner notes.jpg|thumb|250px]]
(Begins with the tune of "Clair de Lune")


It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice?
::It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice?
I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus!
 
It's me versus the piano, I hope it doesn't trouble you
::I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus
I'd rather go play baseball, I'd rather play with [[D.W. Read|D.W.]].
 
::It's me versus the piano, I hope it doesn't trouble you
 
::I'd rather go play baseball, I'd rather play with D.W.!


Chorus:
Practicing is just the same thing
over and over and over and over


Practicing is just the same thing
over and over and over and over


Chorus:


::Practicing is just the same thing


(Groans)
::Over and over and over and over


(to the tune of "Chopsticks")
::Practicing is the just the same thing


Chopsticks, they call this tune
::Over and over and over and over
I'd rather use a spoon. I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!


(Chorus)




::Chopsticks, they call this tune


(Grunts)
::I'd rather use a spoon


(to the tune of "The Happy Farmer")
::I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!


The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause
(chorus)
he knows;


He's growing beets and greens and squash
and not some pianos!


(to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from "The Sound of Music")


Do is dough - It's uncooked bread.
::The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause


Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd.
::He knows he's growing beets and greens and squash


::and not some pianos!


Mi as in mean, and meaningless too.




Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!
::Do is dough - It's uncooked bread


So, as in, "So what?"
::Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd


::Mi as in mean, and meaningless too


La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!
::Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!


Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!
::So, as in, "So what?"


::La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!


And Do, more doe!
::Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!


It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and ON!
::And Do, more do, it goes on and on and on and on and on!






(Sighs)
::I don't like the piano, I'm sorry [[Wikipedia:J.S. Bach|Mr. Bach]]!


I don't like the piano. I'm sorry [[Wikipedia:J.S. Bach|Mr. Bach]]!
::I should be reading music, not just staring at the clock!
I should be reading music, not just staring at the clock.


(Chorus)
(chorus)
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