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[Arthur, [[Buster Baxter|Buster]], Binky, [[Alan Powers|Brain]], and [[Maria Pappas|Maria]] scream. Binky faints.] | [Arthur, [[Buster Baxter|Buster]], Binky, [[Alan Powers|Brain]], and [[Maria Pappas|Maria]] scream. Binky faints.] | ||
'''Arthur:''' Maybe you read the list wrong, Francine. Let me look. You're right. It's Ratburn! | '''Arthur:''' Maybe you read the list wrong, Francine. Let me look. You're right. It's Ratburn! | ||
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'''Arthur:''' Ratburn... Ratburn... | '''Arthur:''' Ratburn... Ratburn... | ||
'''[[Mrs. Powers]]:''' Free samples of a new flavor, rocky | '''[[Mrs. Powers]]:''' Free samples of a new flavor, rocky road. All you can eat! | ||
'''Brain:''' Maybe he's not as rigorous as everyone says. | '''Brain:''' Maybe he's not as rigorous as everyone says. | ||
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'''Prunella:''' ...without milk! | '''Prunella:''' ...without milk! | ||
[ | [Ratburn is seen pouring a bowl of nails. He eats a spoonful, stopping to pull a screw out of his mouth and toss it away. He then eats the spoon.] | ||
'''Prunella:''' And make sure you never answer any questions wrong... or he'll send you to death row. | '''Prunella:''' And make sure you never answer any questions wrong... or he'll send you to death row. | ||
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[Arthur is seen locked in a dungeon.] | [Arthur is seen locked in a dungeon.] | ||
'''Ratburn:''' | '''Ratburn:''' Have you done your math exercises? | ||
'''Arthur:''' I did the first 5000, sir. | '''Arthur:''' I did the first 5000, sir. | ||
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'''Students:''' We do not like recess. | '''Students:''' We do not like recess. | ||
'''Prunella:''' Well, good luck! | '''Prunella:''' Well, good luck! | ||
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'''Ratburn:''' Arthur Read, you'd better concentrate on those problems before time's up. | '''Ratburn:''' Arthur Read, you'd better concentrate on those problems before time's up. | ||
[ | [Recess starts. The other classes burst out the doors and run outside, while Mr. Ratburn calmly opens his door.] | ||
'''Ratburn:''' Class, you may now file out in an orderly fashion. Quietly. No talking. Arthur Read, are you standing in your proper alphabetical position? | '''Ratburn:''' Class, you may now file out in an orderly fashion. Quietly. No talking. Arthur Read, are you standing in your proper alphabetical position? | ||
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'''Ratburn:''' There's no time! I need them now. I'll have to get them myself. [hangs up] | '''Ratburn:''' There's no time! I need them now. I'll have to get them myself. [hangs up] | ||
[Arthur and Buster scream and | [Arthur and Buster scream and run to the [[Sugar Bowl]].] | ||
'''Francine:''' What are you doing? | '''Francine:''' What are you doing? | ||
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'''Arthur:''' What's beyond a vampire? | '''Arthur:''' What's beyond a vampire? | ||
'''Buster:''' A Ratburn | '''Buster:''' A Ratburn. | ||
[Ratburn is seen across the street walking to a [[Hardware Store]]. Arthur and Buster scream and hide behind Francine.] | [Ratburn is seen across the street walking to a [[Hardware Store]]. Arthur and Buster scream and hide behind Francine.] | ||
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'''Buster:''' I read a book where kids discovered a scary mystery like this and became detectives to solve it. | '''Buster:''' I read a book where kids discovered a scary mystery like this and became detectives to solve it. | ||
[Ratburn exits the store. The three scream and run into an alley | [Ratburn exits the store. The three scream and run into an alley.] | ||
'''Buster:''' We should probably investigate. | '''Buster:''' We should probably investigate. | ||
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'''Arthur:''' We've got to warn them. | '''Arthur:''' We've got to warn them. | ||
[They | [They run into Ratburn.] | ||
'''Buster:''' Oh, no! He's got us! We're trapped! | '''Buster:''' Oh, no! He's got us! We're trapped! | ||
'''Arthur:''' Look! There he goes! Come on! He went into that booth. | '''Arthur:''' Look! There he goes! Come on! He went into that booth. | ||
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'''Arthur:''' Okay, it was ''that'' one. | '''Arthur:''' Okay, it was ''that'' one. | ||
[Inside | [Inside, [[Leah MacGrady|Mrs. MacGrady]] is taking a picture of Mr. Haney sitting on a horse.] | ||
'''Mr. Haney:''' This is very authentic, Mrs. MacGrady, but I'd prefer a ''real'' action pose. | '''Mr. Haney:''' This is very authentic, Mrs. MacGrady, but I'd prefer a ''real'' action pose. | ||
[Arthur bumps a cactus cutout, which falls and startles the horse. The camera captures him right before he falls off | [Arthur bumps a cactus cutout, which falls and startles the horse. The camera captures him right before he falls off.] | ||
'''Arthur:''' Sorry, sir. | '''Arthur:''' Sorry, sir. | ||
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'''Buster:''' Okay, I pick this time. | '''Buster:''' Okay, I pick this time. | ||
[He points to another booth, inside which can be seen two silhouettes | [He points to another booth, inside which can be seen two silhouettes. Arthur and Buster gasp.] | ||
'''Arthur and Buster:''' One... two... three... go! | '''Arthur and Buster:''' One... two... three... go! | ||
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'''Buster:''' You're not safe! He'll get you! | '''Buster:''' You're not safe! He'll get you! | ||
[The audience laughs | [The audience laughs.] | ||
''' | '''Jack:''' Hey, you're not in this story. | ||
'''Puppet radio:''' And you're doing my lines! ''I'' warn Jack to run away, but not till he hears "Fee-fi-fo—" you know the drill. | '''Puppet radio:''' And you're doing my lines! ''I'' warn Jack to run away, but not till he hears "Fee-fi-fo—" you know the drill. | ||
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[The audience laughs again.] | [The audience laughs again.] | ||
'''Ratburn:''' Arthur, Buster, get off the stage! | '''Ratburn:''' Arthur, Buster, get off the stage! | ||
'''Jack:''' Okay, fellas, when you leave that castle, make a left, down that beanstalk, and you'll be back in Elwood City. | |||
[Backstage] | [Backstage] | ||
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'''Puppet radio:''' Jack, you're disorganized. You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached. | '''Puppet radio:''' Jack, you're disorganized. You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached. | ||
''' | '''Jacket:''' Uh-uh! Would not! | ||
[Jack's head falls off.] | [Jack's head falls off.] | ||
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'''Puppet radio:''' Grab your head and hide! Here comes the giant! | '''Puppet radio:''' Grab your head and hide! Here comes the giant! | ||
[ | [Jack's cracked head rolls over to Arthur and Buster.] | ||
'''Buster:''' Arthur, look! | '''Buster:''' Arthur, look! | ||
'''Giant:''' Fee-fi-fo-fum! | '''Giant:''' Fee-fi-fo-fum! | ||
'''Audience:''' Ew | '''Audience:''' Ew! | ||
[Backstage] | [Backstage] | ||
'''Ratburn:''' | '''Ratburn:''' They always crack when I do that. I must go through 50 boy heads a year. | ||
'''Arthur and Buster:''' Boy heads! | '''Arthur and Buster:''' Boy heads! | ||
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'''Arthur:''' We didn't know you made puppets. | '''Arthur:''' We didn't know you made puppets. | ||
'''Ratburn:''' | '''Ratburn:''' Can't talk, boys—I have 40 seconds to get Jack ready. Must always stay on schedule because of all I do. | ||
'''Arthur:''' You do a lot! You're a teacher, a coach, you work on the school paper... [laughs] I can't even find time to do my homework and eat! | '''Arthur:''' You do a lot! You're a teacher, a coach, you work on the school paper... [laughs] I can't even find time to do my homework and eat! | ||
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'''Arthur:''' Like how you do all that stuff plus puppets? | '''Arthur:''' Like how you do all that stuff plus puppets? | ||
'''Ratburn:''' Exactly. [checks watch] Ah! Two seconds early. Self-discipline is as important to learn as two plus two. [as Jack] Okay, I got my head on straight! | '''Ratburn:''' Exactly. [checks watch] Ah! Two seconds early. Self-discipline is as important to learn as two plus two. [as Jack] Okay, I got my head on straight! | ||
'''Puppet radio:''' Hey, man, your head's on straight, but your body is backwards! | '''Puppet radio:''' Hey, man, your head's on straight, but your body is backwards! | ||
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'''Ratburn:''' By the way, boys, I can't wait to see your Geography projects tomorrow. | '''Ratburn:''' By the way, boys, I can't wait to see your Geography projects tomorrow. | ||
[Arthur and Buster scream | [Arthur and Buster scream.] | ||
(END) | (END) | ||
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