Editing Arthur's Eyes/Transcript

<ul><li>'''Arthur: '''*gasp*</li><li>'''D.W. (whispering): '''Come with me.</li><li>'''Arthur: '''Why?</li><li>'''D.W.: '''Shh. '''(whispering): '''It's about our lost brother!</li><li>'''Arthur: (whispering): '''We don't have a brother.</li><li>'''D.W.: (whispering): '''They're keeping him a secret! But I've seen him!</li><li>'''Arthur (to the audience): (whispering): '''Uh-oh! '''(Normally): '''Great.</li></ul>

</li><li>''(Arthur turns off light)''</li><li>''(Arthur walks slowly over towards D.W.); D.W. opens the photo album)''</li><li>(a picture of younger Arthur shows)</li><li>'''D.W.: See?'''</li><li>'''(camera moves to lower right and another picture of Arthur shows)'''</li><li>'''D.W.: I wonder where he went. Mom and dad sold him or something.'''</li><li>'''Arthur: '''D.W., that's me!</li><li>'''D.W.:''' Is not!</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Is too!</li><li>'''D.W.:''' But you wear glasses!</li><li>'''Arthur (mad): '''That was before I wore glasses.</li><li>'''D.W.: '''You were born with glasses!</li><li>'''Arthur:''' You were only two years old then, so you probably don't remember.</li><li>'''[Intertitle Shows]'''<br data-rte-washtml="1" /></li></ul>

<ul><li>'''Dr. Iris:''' All you have to do is choose the frames you like.</li><li>(Arthur puts on aviator glasses)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Cool!</li><li>(Arthur has a fantasy where he is an aviator, he takes glasses off)</li><li>(Arthur tries on another pair of glasses)</li><li>'''Arthur's Mom:''' Those are nice.</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Maybe I'll try something else..</li><li>(Arthur spots another pair of glasses that look almost look like ski goggles, and he imagines that he is on Mars)</li><li>(Arthur takes off the glasses)</li><li>(Arthur spots brown glasses)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Hey!</li><li>(Dr. Iris reaches down for the glasses and puts them on Arthur)</li><li>'''Dr. Iris:''' There!</li><li>'''Arthur's Mom:''' Those look WONDERFUL, Arthur!</li><li>'''Arthur's Dad:''' Very distinguished.</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Really?</li></ul>

<ul><li>'''Francine:''' Whoa! You look weird!</li><li>(Arthur is mad)</li><li>'''Binky:''' You look different! You get a new haircut?</li><li>'''Arthur:''' NO!</li><li>(School bell rings)</li><li>'''Francine:''' Hey Buster, look! (Pointing at Arthur) Arthur's a four eyes! (Sing-song voice) Arthur's a four eyes! Arthur's a four eyes! Arthur's a four eyes!</li><li>(Everybody laughs except Buster and Arthur)</li><li>'''Buster:''' Some people need glasses to see, Francine. Big deal!</li><li>(It goes to the school cafeteria)</li><li>'''Buster''' (with two cans over his eyes): Hey, look you guys, I'm Arthur!</li><li>(Everybody laughs)</li><li>'''Arthur: '''Huh?</li><li>(Arthur gets mad and walks out of the cafeteria)</li><li>(Arthur walks past Binky)</li><li>'''Binky:''' I know, that's a new shirt!</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Afraid not.</li></ul>

<ul><li>(Arthur arrives at his house, his father is raking leaves with D.W. sitting in them)</li><li>'''D.W.: '''(gasps) (starts crying)</li><li>'''Arthur's Dad:''' Huh? Arthur?</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Don't talk to me!</li></ul>

<ul><li>'''Arthur:''' Well it's better than being called four eyes!</li><li>'''Arthur:''' If I lose them, nobody can make me wear them!</li><li>(Arthur puts glasses into their case)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' I won't even know where they land!</li><li>(Arthur puts glasses into a slingshot, and shoots)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Good riddance!</li><li>(Case of the glasses hit an electric wire, bounce off and land in Arthur's bed room next to Stanley, his teddy bear)</li><li>(Arthur goes up to his room, only to find the glasses on his bed)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' (gasps; groans in frustration) Uggghhh!</li><li>(Arthur takes the glasses and throws them out the window, they land in Mr. Read's pile of leaves)</li><li>'''Arthur's Dad:''' Huh?</li></ul>

<ul><li>(Arthur goes to the living room and he puts his glasses right under D.W.'s toy hammer so she will break them)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' That's it, D.W.!</li><li>'''D.W.:''' (laughing)</li><li>(D.W. hits the hammer, and misses the glasses)</li><li>'''Arthur's Mom:''' What are you doing with your glasses?</li><li>'''Arthur(lying):''' D.W. took them, mom! I was just getting them back!</li><li>'''Arthur's Mom:''' Be careful with them, honey.</li><li>(D.W. hits Arthur with the hammer)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Ow!! *chuckles*</li></ul>

<ul><li>(Arthur goes behind a tree and comes out with no glasses)</li><li>(Arthur arrives at school)</li><li>'''Mr. Marco:''' Arthur, where are your glasses?</li><li>'''Arthur:''' I lost them. At home I think.</li><li>'''Arthur:''' It's harder then ever to see without my glasses.</li><li>'''Buster:''' Why don't you just wear 'em?</li><li>'''Arthur:''' I don't need them. I know this school at the back of my own hand.</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Boy's room is the third door from this corner, right?</li><li>'''Buster:''' Yeahh..</li><li>'''Arthur:''' See, why do I need em?</li><li>'''Buster:''' See ya in class!</li><li>(Arthur tries to find boys room by counting the doors, but he misses one)</li><li>(Arthur walks into girl's room by mistake and sees Francine and Muffy talking to each other.)</li><li>'''Francine:''' I said, if I'm not bad in cleanup, I'm not playing. </li><li>'''Arthur:''' FRANCINE?!</li><li>'''Francine and Muffy:''' AAH!</li><li>'''Arthur, Muffy, and Francine at Once:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!</li><li>'''Francine: '''This is the girls' room! Get outta here!</li><li>(More girls come in)</li><li>(Screaming)</li><li>'''Girls:''' IT'S A BOY! GET HIM OUT!</li><li>(Everybody hears the screaming and wonder what it is)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' Get me out of here!!</li><li>(Arthur walks out and notices everybody in the school staring at him)</li><li>'''Arthur:''' *screams* (he drops his lunch box) Oh no....</li></ul>

<ul><li>'''Arthur: '''I'm just gonna get used to being a four-eyed weirdo...</li><li>(turns on Bionic Bunny)</li><li>'''Bionic Bunny (on TV):''' I'm Wilbur Rabbit. And this is the story of how we make the Bionic Bunny show!  And what's my next line? (filmmaker puts glasses on his eyes similar to Arthur's so he can read the script)  </li><li>''' Arthur:''' Wilbur Rabbit wears glasses just like mine? ALL RIGHT!</li></ul>