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| [[D.W. Read]]: What's that noise?
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| [[Jane Read]]: D.W.!
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| ''(D.W. walks up to Jane)''
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| Both: What's that noise?
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| D.W.: Oh, I bet I know what it is.
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| ''(D.W. goes up to Pal and listens)''
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| D.W.: No. Rats, I was sure it was the dog's stomach.
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| ''(Pal whimpers. D.W. walks down the stairs to the basement)''
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| D.W.: Mom, it's in the basement!
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| ''(Buster and Arthur have a cardboard studio set up. Buster is beatboxing with his mouth)''
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| D.W.: What are you guys doing?
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| Arthur: Shh! It's our new music show!
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| Buster: I'm a video, and I'm almost over!
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| Arthur: That was Buster Jam with "Hey, what's for dinner?" Our next video...
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| D.W.: Hold it, hold it. That wasn't real music. He was just going ''(beatboxing)'' with his mouth! And that doesn't look like a TV! And this camera's not on!
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| Arthur: That's Dad's old camera, it doesn't work!
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| D.W.: So why are you doing this?
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| Arthur: Why shouldn't we?
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| D.W.: Because it's not real!
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| Buster: What's so great about being real?
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| Arthur: You can like something even though it's not real, D.W.! Try it. You just close your eyes and pretend, and you can see cool videos!
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| D.W.: If this is a trick, I'm telling.
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| Arthur: No trick. Here they come! Our big music videos!
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| ''(Title card)''
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| Binky: ''(V.O.)'' Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival.
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| ''(Buster roars. Arthur laughs.)''
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| ''(Library Card starts.)''
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
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| Ms. Turner: Come on inside, we've got everything you need. There's plenty to do, or you can just sit and read.
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| Muffy: This book explains how to make paper planes.
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| Arthur: This contour map can show you mountain range terrains.
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| Brain: Fly to the moon, explore the ocean floor.
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| Buster: Find out which one's the tiller and which one is the oar.
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| Fern: Here's ''Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'' and ''Half Magic''.
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| Timmy: ''Hop on Pop''.
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| Tommy: And ''Fox in Socks''.
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| George: And books on doing card tricks!
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| Everyone: Ooooooh! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
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| Ms. Turner: That's right!
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
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| Francine: Books on baseball, hockey and soccer
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| Mr. Ratburn: And even how to build yourself a cool doorknocker.
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| Arthur: I could stay in this place for hours and hours.
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| Binky: I like books with pictures of lots of pretty flowers... Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.
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| Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury.
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| Francine: You can take 'em home so you don't have to read 'em in a hurry.
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card! Having fun!
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| ''(Library Card ends. Jekyll Hyde starts.)''
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| Brain: One day I went to the library
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| I found this book, it was great!
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| It was so cool I couldn't put it down
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| Even when it got pretty late!
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| That night I had a scary dream
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| I mixed my own secret potion
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| I added dirt, a bit of sludge, some eyes of flies
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| And a tiny dab of suntan lotion
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| I started shaking,
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| My legs were quaking,
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| My stomach aching,
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| My brain was breaking!
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| I started turning green;
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| Feeling mean;
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| It was like
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| In the story;
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| I was acting strange;
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| Quite deranged;
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| It was pure
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| Allegory!
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| "Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil."
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| 'Cause I was
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| When I awoke, I was me again
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| I hid the book out of sight
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| It was so cool I couldn't keep away
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| So I took it out again that night
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| And then I dreamed we had this test in school
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| I gotta say it was weird.
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| We had to give the answers in semaphore
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| And for extra credit, grow a beard
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| I couldn't take it,
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| Just couldn't take it
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| In one swift motion,
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| I grabbed my potion!
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| ''(Background laugh)''
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| I said: "Mr. Hyde
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| Has arrived!"
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| Tossed my flags on the floor;
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| Made a major speech;
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| To the teach':
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| "This is all a big bore!"!
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| I ran down all the halls,
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| Wrote on walls;
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| Even stole second base;
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| I was super bad;
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| Sure was glad
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| I wasn't wearing my face!
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| Cause I was
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| This was too much, I simply had to stop!
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| I threw that potion away! (Potion away)
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| But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff;
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| I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway)
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| Now I was
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| ''(Background laugh)''
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
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| Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
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| Just when it seemed there was no way out
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| I saw the book was overdue
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| The book lady said: “Are you returning?”;
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| I thought and I said: “No—RENEW!"
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| ''(Background laugh)''
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| ''(Jekyll Hyde ends. Leftovers Goulash starts.)''
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| Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey! | | Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey! |
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| ''(Leftovers Goulash ends. Homework starts.)''
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| Mr. Ratburn: Class, you really worked hard today. (Buster: You can say that again!)
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| Okay!
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| Class, you really worked hard today.
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| Now that the school day is through.
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| I've got something special for you. (Buster: I hope it's ice cream!)
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Read 19 chapters of history.
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| List 63 adverbs alphabetically! Neatness counts!
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| Chart the journey that Balboa took
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| Do the first thousand problems in your new math book...
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| Just a little homework, tonight! (Buster: That's a lot of homework!)
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Just a little homework, tonight!
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| Buster, pay attention!
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| Buster: Why, i, i, i...
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| Mr. Ratburn: There's a quiz tomorrow!
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| Buster: I think I'm going to die-i-i-i...
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| Mr. Ratburn: Just a little homework tonight...
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| Just a little homework tonight...
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| Just a little homework tonight...
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| ''(Homework ends. Library Card Reprise starts)''
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| Prunella: Paintings by Leonardo,
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| Rembrandt and Picasso.
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| Mr. Haney: Confidentially, I'm reading...
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| Everyone: ..."Go, Dog, Go"!
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| Buster: There's ''The Giving Tree'' and ''Jumanji''
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| And ''Where the Wild Things Are''.
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| D.W.: And a book on why you shouldn't
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| Keep your brother in a jar.
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| Arthur: Let me out!
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| All the thoughts and dreams of people
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| Throughout history
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| And all you need's this little card
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| To borrow 'em for free!
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| Everyone: Yeah!
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| Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| D.W.: There's story time
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| And lessons on how to use computers,
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| But there can't be any classes
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| On how to make me cuter.
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| Francine: Puppet shows and movies,
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| The cool things never end.
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| Ms. Turner: And don't forget,
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| The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
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| D.W.: Who's Dewey?
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| Everyone: And don't forget,
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| The Dewey Decimal System is your friend.
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| D.W.: Who's Dewey?
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| Everyone: 1! 2! 3!
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| Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| D.W.: Who's Dewey?
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| D.W.: Who's Dewey?
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| Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
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| When you've got a library card.
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| Having fun!
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| D.W.: Who is Dewey?!?
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| ''(Library Card Reprise ends.)''
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| Arthur and Buster: Ta-da!
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| Arthur: So, what did you think?
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| Buster: Pretty good for just two guys in a cardboard TV, huh?
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| D.W.: It was okay for the basement, but it would never work on real TV. By the way, who's Dewey?
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| ''(Episode ends)''
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