Muffy's New Best Friend/Transcript

Muffy Crosswire: It came right off my foot! There's a lawsuit in this somewhere. (phone beeping) Daddy, shoe emergency—soccer field. Maybe I should let you practice alone so I can tell cook what hors d'oeuvres to make for your party! (horn beeping) It's going to be so much fun tonight!

Muffy: Hey, what's going on here, Francine?

Francine: Well...

Muffy: And how did you just forget last night? I set up the whole awards show party just for you.

Francine: I know. Well, we were playing soccer and then Jenna said she had the new soccer bloopers video...

Muffy: What?

Francine: I said I was sorry. You never asked me if I wanted to watch the awards and it was my day to celebrate and if I'm going to soccer camp I need to practice.

Muffy: Well, I... I can play soccer. I can! I just had a shoe emergency! You saw!