Arthur Writes a Story (episode)/Transcript

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Mr. Ratburn: For your homework tonight, do all these problems in addition to the sixty spelling words and thirty history dates you must memorize.

Mrs. Fink: For tonight’s homework find two words that rhyme.

Mr. Ratburn: Tomorrow you’ll be quizzed on everything

Mrs. Fink: Tomorrow we’ll put your rhymes together and make a fun song.

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After talking to Brain, Arthus studies in the library.

Francine: What are all those science books for?

Arthur: I want my story to be interesting, so I’m researching. Hm. (reads:) “I love my pet five-toed mammal of the genera loxodonia”.

Francine: What??

Arthur: Elephant.

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D.W.: Hi Mrs. Wood, guess what? Arthur lost your dog!

Mrs. Wood: WHAT?! PERKY?! My poor helpless little baby's out in the world alone and unprotected!

David: I feel sorry for the world.

Arthur: HEY EVERYBODY COME HERE!

(Everyone rushes into the living room)

Arthur: OVER HERE! PERKY HAD PUPPIES! (Arthur is finishing the story he has written) 

Arthur: The end.

Thora Read: Very good!

Arthur: Really?