The Pinocchio Blues

"The Pinocchio Blues" is a song that was sung by George in Big Horns George. It is in reference to his dummy, Wally. Francine made fun of how quietly George was singing, and George almost gave up, but Taj Mahal inspired him to write another verse.

Lyrics
I once had a good friend

And his head was made of wood.

Oh, I once had a good friend

And his head was made of wood.

But he listened to my problems

Just like a good friend should.