Elwood City Turns 100!

Elwood City Turns 100!' is the fifth episode of Season 7, and the 100th episode of Arthur.

Plot
The episode begins in 1903, at the ceremony where Elwood is made an official city. President Theodore Roosevelt, J.P. Morgan, Henry Ford, and town founder Jacob Katzenellenbogen, a wealthy lumber magnate, were all in attendance. Katzenellenbogen was not happy because he wanted the town to be named Elmwood, not Elwood, and he was even more upset over the statue that Morgan and Ford had donated to the city. Then the episode forwards to the present where Mr. Ratburn announces to the class that Lakewood Elementary was chosen out of 15 schools in the city to stage a musical production about the town's history, and then he has the class pick roles for the show. Arthur is the narrator, Brain is the writer, and Buster is the director. After the parts were picked, Muffy talked to Mr. Ratburn about doing the publicity for the musical. However, during rehearsals, everything was in chaos, so Muffy blew on one student's recorder to get their attention and gives a speech to tell them to get their act together. Arthur was having trouble getting the narrator's singing part right, so he trades parts with Francine one week before the show. On opening night, everyone was there except for Francine, who was running late, so Arthur had to go onstage in her place as the Narrator. At first, everything was going okay until it was almost time for the UFO scene, since the flying saucer that was going to be used was crushed by the garbage truck, and that made Buster so upset that he locked himself in the janitor's closet. Then Brain changes the scene at the last minute to write the flying saucer out of the show, and when Buster realized that they were going on without him, he goes onstage as Dr. Ector, and sings a song about flossing your teeth to the tune of Yankee Doodle until his hook tears a hole in the set, forcing an intermission. When everyone realizes that the show is ruined, Francine appears and has a plan to tell about the modern Elwood City, and the show ends well for everyone.

Oh Elwood! Cast and Crew

 * Arthur Read/Francine Frensky - Narrator and themselves


 * Alan Powers - Jacob Katzenellenbogen and himself


 * Fern Walters - Green-Tailed Grebe and herself


 * Buster Baxter - Dr. Ector the Alien (which actually said Director) and himself


 * Binky Barnes, Jenna Morgan, George Lundgren, Sue Ellen Armstrong - Ensemble themselves
 * Mrs. Morgan and Jenna- Costumes
 * Mr. Lundgren and George- Props
 * Buster Baxter- Director
 * Alan Powers- Writer
 * Ms. Krasny- Musical Direction
 * Muffy Crosswire- Stage Manager and Publicity
 * Mr. Ratburn- Supervision
 * Assorted Lakewood Students- Band

Songs
Jacob Katzenellenbogen by The Brain, Binky, George, Jenna, & Sue Ellen

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Lyrics:

The valley all around us was was nothing but wood,

The trees were right for cuttin', the timber was good.

To chop, to stump, and stub.

A man known as Jacob,

Katzenellenbogen, a lumber tycoon.

Built a busy sawmill beside a lagoon.

Soon woodchips filled the air,

And brought in people's heir!

Axes, cleave, horses team, chop chop chop timber!

Jacob Katzenellenbogen founded Elwood (founded Elwood), Elwood City (Elwood City).

So I went a hikin' to find a good spot,

A place to build a mansion, a heavenly thought.

-missing parts, interrupted by Muffy's phone call. Needs finishing.-

..Houses built to fly!

Jacob Katzenellenbogen founded Elwood (founded Elwood), Elwood City (Elwood City),

Jacob Katzenellenbogen!

-speaking- But I wanted it to be called Elmwood!

The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe by Fern
Lyrics:

Taste the salty tears we weep,

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

Our sorrows run so very deep,

For the long lost Green-Tailed Grebe.

(needs finising)

While lumber jacks were tickled pink,

The Green-Tailed Grebe she went extinct.

GRBEJO~1.jpgDr. Ector (Tune of Yankee Doodle) by Buster
Lyrics:

Dr. Ector came to earth, in a flying saucer.

Had a message to deliver, via.. via frequent flosser.

Floss your teeth every night, floss your teeth all day.

If you floss your teeth with all your might, you won't have to decay!

That's Elwood City (Finale) by Arthur & The Gang
Lyrics:

Oh Elwood City, so proud so bold,

Now you are 100 years old.

But we're dark forith, frogs and fens,

Is now called home by us children.

I lift my head and sing to thee,

Oh Elwood, Elwood, Elwood City..

-speaking- Hey, you've told us what Elwood city was like in the past but what's it like today?

Today? Today things are a little different;

Watch out! Hey! Coming through! Do we have a math test Monday?

Hey, Buster! Wanna get a snack?

You have to ask?

Slurping shakes at the Sugar Bowl,

The crossing guard is on patrol.

Soccer games, hey I scored a goal!

That's Elwood City.

Reading books at the library,

Our club house is in a tree.

Had a comet named after me.

That's Elwood City.

When the ice storm blew in,

Our prospect was grim.

We were filled with hunger and fear,

but we got together and now the weather,

the stories told with cheer!

Just like pioneers.

Baseball games and Mighty Mountain,

Lost a lot but we're not countin'.

Hey, don't hog the water fountain!

That's Elwood City.

Picnics for all sons and fathers,

Hey, I just met Mr. Rogers.

Crosswire Motors has super deals.

The icecream shop, there's gummy eels.

All clues point in one direction.

Elwood City is perfection!

The SS town has passed the test, so much better than the rest.

Elwood City you're the best, Elwood City. Yeah!

Quotes

 * Mr. Ratburn: (Knocks the door) Buster, Open this door right now! You're behaving very unprofessionally!
 * Buster: (To Mr. Ratburn) I don't care! I'm not a professional!
 * (Arthur, The Brain, & Muffy all urging Buster to come out of the Janitor's closet at once)
 * Muffy: (Gasps) Fern's scene is almost finished! What are we going to do?
 * Brain: I'll just have to write the flying saucer out. Quick! Hand me those napkins.
 * Arthur: What about Francine? The narrator's singing part is coming up.
 * Muffy: (To Arthur) Don't worry. She's on her way.

Goofs

 * Binky's pants ripped again in Arthur's Underwear which made Jenna frustrated at him.
 * The car that Francine & her father took a ride on was either from UK or India, due to the location of the steering wheel.
 * In the audience, we see a man in a green suit and wearing glasses. But, in the next 40 seconds, we see him giving Francine and her dad a lift to the play.

Acts

 * 1,000,000 Trees
 * 1) The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe
 * 2) The Year 1952
 * 3) Finale