Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

D.W. Read: (notices a really bad smell and winces in disgust) P.U.! What's that awful smell!? Did we run over a skunk!?

Kate Read (Imitates car noises. The smell is coming from her dirty diaper)

D.W. Read Gas Chamber! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhh!

(the roof leaks)''

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great.

(the next day)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly!

Dad: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Mom: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.