D.W.'s Very Bad Mood/Transcript


 * (The episode starts out in an old-fashioned set at morning, Arthur is inside the house)
 * ARTHUR: It's really nice when you have a perfect family.
 * MRS. READ: Here you go, son. A nutritious lunch, all neatly packed for you.
 * ARTHUR: Gee-whiz! Thanks, mother!
 * MR. READ: Son, would you like a ride to school?
 * ARTHUR: Golly, father. Thanks a million.
 * (Someone rings the doorbell)
 * FRANCINE and BRAIN: Hello, Mrs. Read. Hello, Mr. Read.
 * ARTHUR, MRS. READ and MR. READ: Hi, kids!
 * FRANCINE: Arthur, are you ready? We've never ever been late for school. And we don't wanna break a perfect record.
 * ARTHUR: I'll be right there.You see, my life is just about perfect. Except for one little thing. (camera shakes) Can you guess?
 * (Francine and Brain scream and run away, D.W. destroys the house)
 * D.W.: Where's my breakfast? (everybody evacuates the house) Come back here! I'm hungry!
 * (We hear a lot of screaming as D.W. tries destroying stuff, then her hand comes near the camera)
 * FRANCINE (voice-over): D.W.'s very bad mood. (Kate cries)
 * (As soon as the intertitle cuts to the show, we see Arthur pouring cereal into a bowl)
 * ARTHUR: Okay, okay. So I'm slightly exaggerating.
 * D.W.: These corn pops are soggy. I won't eat them!
 * ARTHUR: But only slightly.
 * D.W.: You can't make me! And I'm not going to preschool either! I'm sick of preschool. I'll do what I want! Do you hear me? DO YOU?! (we cut to Arthur at the Sugar Bowl sleeping)
 * FRANCINE: One for you. And one for you. And Arthur... Wake up!
 * ARTHUR: Hmm?
 * FRANCINE: I'm inviting you to my birthday party.
 * ARTHUR: I'm sorry. I can't go. I'm too tired.
 * FRANCINE: The party's not for two more weeks. You'll have plenty of time to sleep.
 * ARTHUR: On a bet? D.W.'s gone absolutely nuts! Last night she wouldn't stop screaming!
 * (Cuts to D.W.'s room at night)
 * D.W.: You're just making me go to bed because you don't want me around! You don't love me, you wish I wasn't even born!
 * MR. READ: (kisses D.W.) Sleep tight, D.W. (turns off light) Let's hope you feel better in the morning
 * (When Mr. Read shuts the door, D.W. runs to it and slams it a lot)
 * D.W.: I won't feel better in the morning! (slam) I won't, I won't, I WON'T! (slam) I WON'T! (slam)
 * (Cuts back to the Sugar Bowl)
 * ARTHUR: She did that all night long. What if she never lets me go to sleep again?
 * BRAIN: Actually, that would be a very interesting experiment. You can show your deterioration and then when your brain starts to shut down...
 * FRANCINE: Arthur, why don't you ask her what's wrong?
 * ARTHUR: Why don't YOU ask her?
 * FRANCINE: Okay, I will. (Soon the Reads are having dinner as it cuts to that scene) Thanks, Mrs. Read.
 * MRS. READ: (bringing some orange fries to the table) My pleasure.
 * (D.W. grabs some fries and eats two handfuls at once)
 * MRS. READ: D.W., one at a time!
 * D.W.: You're always picking on me! You never pick on anyone else. Only me, me, ME!
 * MRS. READ: You know that's not true, D.W. Everybody has to eat politely and that includes you.
 * D.W.: That does NOT include me. You never include me. You always make me stay home whenever there's anything fun. Only Arthur gets to have fun. Only Arthur...
 * FRANCINE: D.W., can I ask you a question?
 * D.W.: Maybe.
 * FRANCINE: What's the matter with you?
 * (D.W. gasps and runs to her room crying)
 * FRANCINE: Aww...
 * ARTHUR: That was great. You really solved the problem.
 * FRANCINE: I didn't think she'd get so upset.
 * MR. READ: It's not your fault, Francine.
 * FRANCINE: May I be excused? (walks upstairs and into D.W.'s room where she is still crying) I'm sorry, D.W. I didn't mean to hurt you feelings, but you really are being a total doofus. If you know what I mean.
 * D.W.: Who asked you? (sobs) You don't even live here.
 * FRANCINE: Well nobody asked me. But I'm Arthur's friend. When something's bugging him, I wanna help.
 * D.W.: You know what, Francine?
 * FRANCINE: What?
 * D.W.: Go... GO! ...home. I'm too tired to think of anymore mean things to say.
 * (Soon the kids at Lakewood Elementary are in the cafeteria, including Arthur, Brain and Francine)
 * BRAIN: So did Francine figure out what's wrong with D.W.?
 * ARTHUR: No, it only made her worse. Last night she slamed so many doors, I thought we'd get arrested.
 * (Cuts to a show called "Tantrum 911")
 * ANNOUNCER: Join us for another nerve-wracking half-hour of Temper Tantrum Patrol Squad!
 * (A bunch of kids are crying and a police officer arrests them)
 * (Soon a helicopter and two cars come to The Reads' house and Mr. Read answers the door, holding Kate)
 * MR. READ: Thank heavens your here! Upstairs, and to the right.
 * (Three officers go upstairs to D.W.'s room)
 * OFFICER: You got the right to remain silent!
 * D.W.: I will NOT be silent, I'll be as loud as I want! And you can't stop me! NO one can stop me! Who'd make you the boss of the world?
 * OFFICER: (talks through walkie-talkie) We need backup fast!
 * (Cuts back to the cafeteria where Arthur and friends sit and begin talking)
 * BINKY: Cool. When's that gonna be on?
 * FRANCINE: You know what? I think D.W.'s being a pain because she's upset about something.
 * ARTHUR: What does D.W. have to be upset about? She's only four years old!
 * BINKY: Yeah. It's not like she's a third-grader!
 * FRANCINE: It might sound weird, but something bothering her, and it's up to us to get to the bottom of it. Starting today.
 * BRAIN: But we have soccer practice today!
 * FRANCINE: Starting tomorrow.
 * BRAIN: Gee, I'd love to. but I have to clean the garage.
 * BINKY: And I have to... I have to do.. Clean our garage too! Yeah, wow. What a coinidence.
 * ARTHUR: Thanks a lot, guys.
 * BINKY: Anytime.
 * (Cuts to Arthur and Francine in the treehouse with binoculars)
 * ARTHUR: Subject in view.
 * FRANCINE: What's she doing?
 * ARTHUR: She's eating her sandwich, she's making a face, she's spitting the bologna into her hand... She's throwing it into the bushes. Pal is eating the bol... (yells) Pal! Put that down!
 * FRANCINE: Quiet! Spies don't yell.
 * ARTHUR: Sorry. I couldn't help it. Seening Pal eats spit-covered bologna? Yech!
 * FRANCINE: Give me those! Where'd she go? (she looks down and there D.W. is!) Aaah!
 * D.W.: (growls) I know what you're doing and it won't work!!!
 * (Cuts to the Read's house at night)
 * ARTHUR: She's not saying anything! And it's 10:00 and I'm tired!
 * FRANCINE: Arthur, I'm telling you. Whatever it is, she'll say it in her sleep. You can't give up.
 * ARTHUR: Hm. Wait, this must be it! (Arthur repeats what D.W. says, which is this:)
 * D.W.: Oh. It's wrong. Something wrong. Because... It's because... Because... ARTHUR IS A DODOBRAIN!
 * ARTHUR: Because Arthur is a dodobrain. (Francine laughs over phone) Stop laughing, Francine.
 * (Soon it is day near D.W.'s preschool where Arthur and D.W. are hiding in the bushes)
 * ARTHUR: This is it, Francine. If we can't figure out what's wrong with D.W. today, then I give up.
 * FRANCINE: I'm telling you, Arthur, we're close. Then you can sleep. Wait, there she is.
 * (A bunch of girls are in the way of Arthur and Francine)
 * LISA: First we'll go to the movie, and then we'll go back to my house so you can give me my presents!
 * (A car comes)
 * LISA: Remember, this Saturday at 1:00!
 * ARTHUR: She's looking right at us!
 * FRANCINE: Not us.  Them.
 * (Arthur and Francine go to the Reads' house where D.W. and Mrs. Read are)
 * FRANCINE: Hey, D.W.!
 * D.W.: Francine, can I ask you a question?
 * FRANCINE: Sure. Anything.
 * D.W.: Why don't you go back to your own house AND STOP BOTHERING US?!
 * MRS. READ; D.W., this being rude to everybody has got to stop!
 * D.W.: Well, I know something that might make me feel better. I know I'd feel much better if I could see Quazy Kool Kittens: The Journey Home. This Saturday at 1:00.
 * MRS. READ: You seen that movie twice, D.W.
 * (D.W. growls)
 * FRANCINE: How about if we take her? Arthur and I would love to go.
 * (Arthur pants loudly)
 * (Soon the scene cuts to the movie theater)
 * ARTHUR: Oh, how could you make me do this?!
 * FRANCINE: You wanna find out what's wrong with D.W., right? Just hang on.
 * ARTHUR: You better be right. Even D.W. isn't having fun. (The girls go to the same movie too)
 * (D.W. starts fakely laughing)
 * ARTHUR: What are you doing?
 * D.W.: (ridiculous voice) Having fun. Loads and loads of fun!
 * LISA: Oh, hi, D.W.
 * D.W.: Hi, Lisa. I didn't know you'd be here. I'm here with my friends. And we're having lots of fun. (laughs again, so does Francine) Because I have lots and lots of friends, I'm really popular. And I usually get invited to a lot of birthday parties.
 * LISA: Oh, that's nice. (sits down and whispers to the other girls)
 * (D.W. looks scared and sad at the same time, then she looks away angrily as the movie comes on)
 * ARTHUR: Well, maybe the previews will be interesting.
 * D.W.: I don't feel good. I wanna go home.
 * ARTHUR: D.W., we just got here. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Let's go.
 * (Arthur, D.W. and Francine leave the movie)
 * ARTHUR: Great. We spent all that money. And we still don't know what's wrong with her. Except she's driving me absolutely busalooey. And you know how much I hate that word?
 * FRANCINE: Arthur, D.W. and I are gonna get some ice cream. Why don't you go home?
 * ARTHUR: What?
 * FRANCINE: I'm sorry, this is just for girls. See you later. And so, it's kind of like you shouldn't ever feel left out, because you just might not be. Get it?
 * D.W.: No.
 * FRANCINE: The point is, you shouldn't feel bad just because you didn't get invited to that birthday party.
 * (D.W. looks surprised)
 * D.W.: What birthday party?
 * FRANCINE: Come on D.W. Those girls at the movie, that's what been bugging you this whole week. Right?
 * D.W.: Yeah, maybe. Francine, can you help me?
 * FRANCINE: Of course, D.W. Anything you say.
 * D.W.: Okay, so here's what I want. I wanna hire a balloon.
 * GIRLS: Happy birthday, Lisa. (start singing, and then gasp)
 * (we hear D.W. cackling)
 * D,W,: Time to rain a little parade! (pulls lever and a bunch of water make the background less colorful)
 * (The girls scream as D.W. is still cackling)
 * FRANCINE: That sounds kind of mean.
 * D.W.; Well they were mean first.
 * FRANCINE: Look. I know you feel left out. Maybe there wasn't enough room.
 * D.W.: Hey, whose side are you on anyway?
 * FRANCINE: Is Lisa someone you play with a lot?
 * D.W.: Well, no. But, she's friends with my friend Emily. And she got to go to the party.
 * FRANCINE: Everybody can't go to every party. But I think I have an idea that will make you feel much better.
 * D.W.: What? What?
 * (Soon we return to the Reads' house in the morning, where there is mail being dropped on the table)
 * ARTHUR: Hey, look at... It's for D.W.
 * D.W.: What? Really? It's for me? What is it? (opens it) Wow! (gives it to Mrs. Read)
 * MRS. READ: Miss D.W. Read is invited...
 * D.W.: I'm invited! (says it two more times) To what?
 * MRS. READ; To Francine's birthday party!
 * D.W.: YES!
 * ARTHUR: What? No way!
 * D.W.: This is better than Lisa's party! This is a third-grade party! Just wait till I tell them! Just wait!
 * MRS. READ: What a nice friend Francine is.
 * (Arthur starts moaning)
 * (episode ends)