Francine's Big Top Trouble/Transcript

Arthur: (cough's quietly) You might.....

D.W.: Shhh! I wanna do it myself.

Arthur: Ok (2x) Sometimes I don't think D.W. really appreciates how easy her life is because of me. I mean she can always come to me for great advise. Do not fear Mosquitos if you pull gently on them they will go away.

D.W.: (blowing) Owww

Arthur: More gently next time. Now I shall tell you how to tie you shoes with you're mind. I constantly encourage her. Trust me D.W. you can do this! You're doing it. That's it you're roller skating!

D.W.: whoaaaaa! Ughh!

Arthur: Uhh. That was great. Now will work on stopping. And when she gets to Kindergarden. Everyone will respect her because she's Arthur Read's sister.

3rd Grade Male Dog: Hey! Isn't that Arthur's sister?

The Crowd: Welcome Arthur's Sister! (All together)

Arthur: And best of all. I teach her things like checkers.

D.W.: King me!

(Then goes to title card)

Muffy: Francine's Big Top Trouble

(Then goes to the episode)

Francine: Tah Daa! Thank you (2x) The great Francine will now accept you applause.

Catherine: Ahh yes the first morning of circus camp. I remember it well. Just wait until you're on the trapeze fifteen feet off the ground it's a lot harder then flipping cereal into you're mouth.

Francine: You may have been good at circus camp Catherine. But I'm gonna rule!

Catherine: We'll just see about that.

Francine: Yes we will.

Oliver: Hey Laverne! I think we have two circus stars in this family.

Francine: (As she grabs a handful of cereal from her bowl) Gotta run!

Catherine: Good Luck Squirt! Say hi to Boris for me.

Arthur: Whoaaaa!

Binky: This sure beats band camp.

Boris: Greetings young apprentices! I am Boris! Tumbler, trapeze artist, ringleader, and more importantly you're camp consoler.

Boris: (Then grabs the attendance sheet from his pocket) Arthur Read?

Arthur: Here!