Mind Your Manners

Summary
The Tibble twins want to take their grandmother out to dinner to celebrate Grandparents day, but she would rather stay home. Could their table manners have something to do with her turning down their invitation? Can the Tibbles learn to behave at the dinner table?

Plot
Da openin begins as Grandma Thora calls tha Tibbles' grandmutha ta come ta tha crib wit her homie, but seein how tha fuck shitsome Tommy n' Timmy are, she aint too shizzle bout dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is given lyrics ta git on over ta a "off tha hook babysitters" joint yo, but dis proves ta be hard as fuck as Grandma Tibble is unable ta find just tha right babysitter n' shit. Grandma Tibble calls Thora ta mention of stayin home dat evening.

Mind Yo crazy-ass Manners

D.W. n' Emily is settin up they farm, when suddenly, Emily pulls up a whack ass doll. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch explains what tha fuck sort of creature it be, n' explains dat she gots it from a special circus her crew hit up. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. D.W. begins ta rap bout tha card she made fo' Grandma Thora. Timmy n' Tommy then step tha fuck up n' begin ta roll round up in tha sand n' dirt fo' realz. As a result, they fuck up tha girls' structure. Then dat D.W. n' Emily ask tha thugs what tha fuck they gots fo' they grandmutha but tha twins straight-up forgot, Alzheimer's looking ass twins on god. Emily suggests dat instead of bustin what tha fuck they want, tha twins should do somethin' they grandma wanna do. It ain't hard, they do be lazy tho.

As they roughhouse, they suddenly stop upon seein a cold-ass lil commercial fo' a gangbangin' fancy Italian restaurant, n' believe dis is tha right place ta take they grandmutha n' shit. They do be gotta spaghetti, but the realest know bout that lasagna cuz it taste fire. Choosin ta surprise her, they wake her loudly, startlin that oldschool bitch as they try ta give her breakfast up in bed - only ta end up spillin a shitload of milk. Aw shit, they str8 fucking up.

Afta tha twins inform her of they plans, her ass is quick ta point up dat they previous time up didn't straight-up end well, n' be thinkin dis be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass idea: they is too badly behaved ta smoke out.

In class, Tommy n' Timmy explain what tha fuck happened ta D.W. n' they have no clue why dat dunkadelic hoe turned it down, until D.W. points up dat tha both of dem is slobs. Right back up at you in yo muthafuckin ass bitch. Biatch then explains how tha fuck table-manners work n' they ask her ta teach dem how tha fuck manners work. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat D.W. refuses, n' tha Tibblez try ta teach theyselves. They practice pullin up chairs, pourin juice, servin chicken, n' then eventually gettin tha fuck into a lil' small-ass chicken fight. The drama been had go from zero to a hunned real quick!

On they strutt home wit Molly n' James, tha twins continue ta roughhouse when Molly assures his ass dat she'll peep over dem wild-ass muthafuckas. While all up in tha Sugar Bowl, tha Tibblez begin ta yell, n' a angered Molly drops some lyrics ta dem they is leavin now, nahmeean, biatch? This bitch then lectures tha two of them, spittin some lyrics ta dem dat they gotta be polite n' shit. Then the hoe then demonstrates by openin tha door fo' a biatch n' tries ta give tha Tibblez some lyrics on how tha fuck ta properly behave. Will these jits ever learn?

At tha library, both Timmy n' Tommy begin ta fight over a funky-ass book loudly until they remember Mollyz rules, n' they proceed ta on tha fuckin' down-lowly fight over tha book. Then later, Tommy helps Grandma by openin tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Then upon rememberin ta be polite, they try ta smoke wit they manners up in place. Some time later, tha Tibblez ask they Grandma if they could git a thugged-out drank n' they suggest tha restaurant nearby. They manage ta convince her, although her ass is still straight-up hesitant. She know that you can leave the hood but the hood ain't ever leave you.

Once in that joint, she mentions how tha fuck on tha down-low they is bein n' asks dem if every last muthafuckin thang be all gravy. Timmy accidentally knocks over his fuckin lil' drink. God damn mf-ing Tommy be bout ta retaliate by pourin his fuckin lil' drank over his brotherz head yo, but suddenly rethugz his crazy-ass manners n' tries ta help his ass clean up instead. Real shit, maybe thingz is changin fo the better.

Mrs. Tibble then allows tha twins ta take her up ta dinner n' they git all up in a medieval-themed restaurant. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat upon noticin tha lack of forks n' knives, Timmy n' Tommy asks they grandma if itz straight-up aiiight ta smoke without utensils. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch explains dat she feels dis would allow dem ta chillax a lil bit, n' tha thugs chow down as tha episode finishes. Guess they ain't learn a god damn thing. Fuck manners, get respect and get that paper.

Major

 * Timmy and Tommy Tibble
 * Mrs. Tibble
 * D.W. Read
 * Emily

Minor

 * Gus Grim
 * Shelley the Singing Sitter
 * Molly MacDonald
 * James MacDonald
 * Carl Manino
 * John

Cameo

 * Paige Turner
 * Matthew
 * Matthew's mother
 * Binky Barnes
 * Nigel Ratburn
 * The Brain
 * Emily's grandmother
 * Lucy
 * Maryann
 * Liam
 * Lisa
 * Amanda Hulser
 * Edwin
 * Kyle
 * Sarah
 * Unknown Male Adult Rabbit (Number 3)
 * Unknown Female Adult Rabbit (Number 4)
 * Maria lookalike
 * Teenager

Mentioned

 * Thora Read (mentioned on phone)

Trivia

 * This episode takes place around mid September, as D.W. states that Grandparents' Day was "last Sunday," and Grandparents' Day is always the first Sunday after Labor Day, which is always the first Monday in September.
 * Moral: Its important to have table manners.

Episode connections

 * Timmy and Tommy learn proper etiquette, table manners, and how to behave, similar to Tommy trying to behave in My Fair Tommy. D.W. references the episode when she says "I'm done teaching Tibbles."

Cultural references

 * The search engine WooHoo is a parody of.
 * A parody of "" was sung by one of the babysitters.

Home Video
DVD:
 * Arthur: Season 11
 * Arthur's Germophobia