Matchmaker, Match Breaker/Transcript


 * Francine: Pretty Cool? Pretty Cool? My sister not pretty cool She is Very Cool!
 * Francine and Muffy: Ahhh!
 * Muffy Crosswire: Ugh! This chicken's so greasy! And the lighting is very unflattering.
 * FRANCINE: Not everyone can afford fancy restaurants, Moneybags. Not like Chip would pay for it, anyway.
 * MUFFY: What do you mean by that?
 * FRANCINE: He's so cheap he wouldn't even spring for a juice at the movies.
 * MUFFY: My brother is Not cheap!
 * FRANCINE: He is too! And he invited another person on their date—look.
 * MUFFY: That's Angi, one of Catherine's friends. I recognize her from The Sugar Bowl.
 * FRANCINE: Hey, you're right. That makes it even worse.
 * [On the phone]
 * Catherine: Chip, Its Catherine, I hate U?
 * Chip: Why you hate me?
 * Chip and Catherine: Francine. Muffy.
 * Chip: I'm not cheap.