The Frenskwire Sisters Show

"The Frenskwire Sisters Show" is a series of theme songs to an imaginary TV show about Muffy and Francine as siblings in "Matchmaker, Match Breaker". The theme of the show is a parody of the TV show, "Laverne & Shirley."

Lyrics
There are three versions of the theme song:

"Happy Version"

They used to be friends--now they're related,

Always together, never separated,

Who are those beautiful two?

The Frenskwire Sisters, that's who.

"Sad Version"

(Muffy: Slow down, I can't keep up.)

(Francine: Keep up? You're not even pedaling.)

They used to be friends--now they're related,

Thought they would like it, turns out they hate it,

Who are these miserable two?

The Frenskwire Sisters, that's who.

"Finale"

They're still just friends--no, they're not related,

Never gonna be 'cause of the mess they created,

Who are these meddling two?

Muffy and Francine, that's who!