Arthur Sells Out

Summary
To earn the money he needs to buy a new video game, Arthur plans to sell his old toys through his school's Web site. At first, sales are slow - until Muffy helps Arthur discover how to sell the "sizzle" and not the "steak." His toys fly off the (cyber) shelf, but is bending the truth to earn money worth losing his friends?

Plot
da commercial fo' a new game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 be playin'. Arthur n' busta think dat they need dat shit.

busta doesn't realize how tha fuck arthur be goin' ta be able ta afford dat shit. Dude understands if the homie asks his muthafuckin' folks they gotta object n' tell his ass ta buy dat shit wit' his muthafuckin' own money. Real shit. however, busta comes the fuck up wit' an idea. Dude takes arthur ta his muthafuckin' garage n' calls all of his muthafuckin' old toys "a gold mine". Arthur doesn't feel tha same way. Dude just thinks dat dat shit be junk, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but busta calls dat shit "merchandise". Busta suggests ta arthur dat dude sells dat shit on tha website o' tha oldschool newspaper, since they have a section fo' sellin' objects.

busta explains how tha fuck easy dat shit be, n' how tha fuck some people finna buy anythin'. Arthur goes ta his muthafuckin' garage, his muthafuckin' room, n' anywhere else wit' toys, ya dig? Afta gettin' a lot o' toys, dude be ready ta sell dat shit on da website. dude checks his muthafuckin' email, n' dude has nothang new. Dude checks again, nothang. Again, still nothang.
 * "for sale
 * lots o' old toys. If interested email ebonylover22@aol.com"

At da sugar bowl, arthur, buster, n' muffy r' planning they schemes. Muffy thinks dat tha internet site ain't "lit" enough, she be like "dat shit do be needing a sales pitch, branding, eye candy, etc." Arthur don't understand dat shit. He do be on that short bus. So at arthurz crib, muffy do be taking pictures o' da toys wit' her shit ass camera. Biatch takes shitload o' pictures, n' then downloads 'em onto tha internet. While makin' da website muffy be a marketin' masta. Fo' example, instead of "old" she say them toys is "straight fire, no cap." tha next day, mostly everythin' dat arthur was tryin' ta sell be sold, even tha mf-ing woogle. Muffy tells his ass dat dude needs a celebrity ta endorse da shop. This biatch teaches his ass some mo' hustlin' techniques cuz real recognizes real.

however, some things just don't be selling, mostly tha old shit ain't no one want. Dude still tries ta sell 'em cuz the grind ain't never stop. Homie brings his ass an old ass robotron figure wit' a broken arm. Robotron straight crippled but they ain't finna stop a hulsta from hustling. Once again dude uses false advertisin' as an attempt ta sell it  (dude str8 up lies 'bout tha toy as "perfect fo' display" n' do not mention tha faulty arm). Damn, that's some shady shit! Dude also sells toy soldiers dat dude says r' large, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dude actually just put 'em in a bigga box. These licks do be getting sketchier, on god that's devious af. D.W. do be bitching against dis, triffling ass bitch need to know her place. Dat biatch just does not understand marketin'. since tha toys ain't be selling online, arthur, buster, n' muffy plan ta hold a garage sale. James comes n' immediately takes interest in tha robotron figure, resultin' in arthur finally has enough money fo' that mf-ing game. However, afta a short while, james notices tha toyz arms fall off easily. God damn why he be touching the merch so much? Busta thinks dat arthur should give james his muthafuckin' money back, but fuck that cuz muffy says dat dude doesn't have ta as long as arthur didn't lie. Arthur doesn't know What the fuck ta do, homie already been had spent the bread. Busta wants arthur ta give james his muthafuckin' money back, but muffy thinks da opposite. Arthur retorts "let da buya beware, suckas finna get played". Buster, surprised n' angered by dis, leaves tha scene wit' james, n' offers ta fix his muthafuckin' robotron. Muffy then admits ta arthur dat his muthafuckin' advertisin' could be considered misleading, n' tells his ass da worst punishment be den arrest. That just show how the justice system be corrupt tho.
 * "stuffed hippo fo' sale. Smells just like da real thang! like havin' a real live hippo without da danger".

at tha gamestop, arthur be 'bout ta buy that new game, (real shit Modern Warfare 2 be lit them akimbo shotguns OP tho they needs to nerf that shit asap) but after hearing bout them OP shotguns they ain't patch out yet Arthur changes his muthafuckin' mind. On da way home from da store, arthur finds james n' busta playin' "robotron arm toss", a new game dat busta made the fuck up. Dat shit turns out dat arthur didn't buy tha game, homie did buy a new robotron toy fo' james instead. They say homeboys heart grew exxxtra big dat day. at muffyz mansion, muffy been had bought da game "just ta peep What the fuck all da fuss was 'bout". They turn dat shit on, n' dat shit seems wack. When they start tha game dat shit has poor graphics n' glitches, poor sound, a generic explora characta ratha than Ghost, n' a game ova screen afta tha first few moments o' gameplay. In other words, Muffy be straight ass at the game and rage quit, no cap. Da three r' disappointed n' arthur says ta muffy "if yo' eva need someone ta sell dat shit fo' yo', don't call me." havin' peep too much, muffy throws dat shit da fuck into tha trash. Noobs do be taking Ls at Terminal, she ain't never learn 2 quickscope.

Characters

 * Arthur Read
 * Buster Baxter
 * Muffy Crosswire
 * D.W. Read
 * Jane Read
 * James MacDonald
 * Molly MacDonald(cameo)
 * Alan Powers(cameo)
 * Binky Barnes(cameo)
 * Sue Ellen Armstrong(cameo)
 * Fern Walters(cameo)

Trivia

 * When Buster and James are playing the Robotron arm toss game, the target that they are shooting at is a chalk drawing of Arthur's head.
 * Moral: Dont force someone to do something they don't want to do for your own personal benefit.

Episode connections

 * Among Arthur's old toys is a white Bell X-1 model plane. Orange models appeared in "Arthur's Big Hit" and "Bleep."
 * The toys Arthur managed to sell include the Woogle Grandma Thora gave him in "Arthur Rides the Bandwagon" and the Roboton CyberToy seen in "Nerves of Steal."

Cultural references

 * When Arthur, Muffy and Buster are putting the disk of the game inside the console, it can be seen that the console highly resembles a , which is a 128-bit console published by.

Errors

 * Arthur says that the only celebrity he knows is Beauregard Poulet, although he and Muffy rescued Wilbur Rabbit (who plays Bionic Bunny) in the episode "Arthur Goes Crosswire." He also met other celebrates.

Home Video
DVD:
 * Arthur: Season 11
 * Arthur's Germophobia