Arthur vs. the Piano (song)

Arthur vs. the Piano is a song on Arthur's Almost Real Not Live CD (Or Tape). It is named after the episode of the same name.

Lyrics

 * It's me against the piano, why do I have to practice?


 * I'd rather play the radio, I'd rather sit on cactus


 * It's me versus the piano, I hope it doesn't trouble you


 * I'd rather go play baseball, I'd rather play with D.W.!

Chorus:


 * Practicing is just the same thing


 * Over and over and over and over


 * Practicing is the just the same thing


 * Over and over and over and over


 * Chopsticks, they call this tune


 * I'd rather use a spoon


 * I'd like to boil it in grease, this piece!

(chorus)


 * The Happy Farmer is happy 'cause


 * He knows he's growing beets and greens and squash


 * and not some pianos!


 * Do is dough - It's uncooked bread


 * Re like in raygun - that turns you to a nerd


 * Mi as in mean, and meaningless too


 * Fa, what is fa? It isn't even a word!


 * So, as in, "So what?"


 * La, like in "Blah!", it's a big fat yawn!


 * Ti, is like tea, which is old boiled leaves!


 * And Do, more do, it goes on and on and on and on and on!


 * I don't like the piano, I'm sorry Mr. Bach!


 * I should be reading music, not just staring at the clock!

(chorus)