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Goldilocks and The Bears Trio as Told by Sue Ellen is a retelling of the traditional story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears featured on the album Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix, presented in the form of a play. It is not based any material from the TV series) and is also the only track that is not a song, as [[Sue Ellen Armstrong|Sue Ellen claims that she can't sing.

The Play
Arthur

What are you gonna sing, Sue Ellen?

Sue Ellen

I can't sing.

Francine

Hey, we finally found something Sue Ellen can't do!

Sue Ellen

But I've written a play in stereo (echoes). Here are you parts, I'm the narrator. Ahem. Once upon a time, there were three bears: Daddy Bear.

Arthur

That's me. Hi!

Francine

I love being married to Daddy Bear!

Arthur

Hey, that's not in the script. Aw, Francine!

Francine

Eugh!

Sue Ellen

And precious, adorable little Baby Bear.

Binky

What?! Why am I a baby?! I'm bigger than my parents here!

Sue Ellen

Binky! Nobody can see you. It's just sound.

Binky

I don't feel like a baby. Can't I be their cousin from down south who is a professional race car driver?

Sue Ellen

No! The Bears were musicians. Daddy played his harpsichord, (bad harpsichord playing) but it was too flat.