My Club Rules/Transcript

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After giving a few examples for rules, Arthur cycles down the street.

Arthur: So, you see how important rules can be... The Tibble twins have created a roadblock.

Timmy: To pass this house, you have to pay a dollar and hop on one foot!

Arthur: ... sometimes!

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Arthur: Here are our possible floats. Buster's Festival of Food idea.

Buster: We all ride a giant revolving pizza dressed as the major food groups: mushrooms, pepperoni and anchovies!

Francine: Anchovies?? Yuck! Next!

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Nigel Ratburn: Mr. Hemy has an annoucement he like to make about the Elwood City's strawberry festival parade.

Francine Frensky: Not that, that! It's Arthur's dawunky little sister again.

Muffy Crosswire: Uck! She folllows him everywhere!

Muffy Crosswire: That's that. You know, We could use some real rules for this club.

FRANCINE: Yeah. Like Buster can't eat all the snacks. (Buster chokes a little)

MUFFY: And we need to collect some dues to fix up this place.

FRANCINE: Dues? Like money?

ARTHUR: "Fix up"? What's wrong with it? I like it the way it is.

MUFFY: Ew, filth! We need new linoleum. A dollar a week should do it.

FRANCINE: A dollar a week each?!

BUSTER: Hey, I'm not made of money, you know. I'm made of fur!

I don't see why not.

BINKY: I wouldn't give you two cents if you paid me!

If you don't pay, you're not in the club.

But Muffy, I only get 50 cents a week allowance!

I'll pay for you, Francine. But nobody else!

We can't charge a dollar! This tree house has always been free!

Fine. We don't need this shack! We'll have our own clubhouse with computer games and everything!

It's only for people who can afford it.

Imagine paying a dollar a week to use this crummy old place.

If you think it's so crummy, you can go, too!

You want me to go? Okay! They'll have computer games.