D.W. the Copycat/Transcript

[D.W. HUMS]

Arthur: [GASPS] MOM!! D.W.'s drawing in my book! Mo-om! Stop her!

D.W.: They forgot the colors so I'm putting it in.

Arthur: They're suppose to be that way. Sometimes I imagine how great life would be if D.W. was different. Like if she were more like the Brain.

D.W.: I'll do that homework for you. All done. Let's play ball.

Arthur: Or more like the Bionic Bunny.

D.W.: # Te-dah! #   I'll take you to get air! Put your helmet on!

Arthur: I'd even like her better if she were more like a donkey.

D.W.: HEE-HAW!

Arthur: Giddy up, D.W.! GO! GO!

D.W.: HEE-HAW!

Buster: Boy, I wish I had a sister who was a donkey, like D.W.

Arthur: ANY change would be an improvement.

[SMASH!]





<p class="MsoNormal">[KATE GIGGLES]

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<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: Something wrong, honey?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I'm bored. None of my friends can play.

<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: Why don't you go play with D.W.?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: [SHE SIGHS]

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: ..HUH?! I'm not THAT desperate! Well...only if she promises not to be annoying.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: I won't do anything that's annoying. If I'm even a little teeny tiny tiny eany-weeniest bit annoying tell me and I'll stop, because I don't wanna be annoying.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: OK. OK!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: (Please notice that I'm not being annoying.)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Bottom of the ninth. (Arthur Read is one out away from pitching a perfect game.)

<p class="MsoNormal">[SQUEAKING]

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Huh?! What are you doing?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: It's Princess Sneeze'n'Wet's turn to bat.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: N-O! NO!! There are no babies in baseball!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: What if they were really good? In America everybody gets an equal chance.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I can't play with you! Go play with Kate! You're a baby!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Am not!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Well, you ACT like it!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Do not! Can Kate do this? Whoa-a-a...!

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<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Don't change that channel!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I have to watch Bionic Bunny. It's the back-to-back special award-winning three-part episode. Where he travels through time to fight the evil...mechanical cave...Bunnysaurus.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Mary Moo-Cow was just explaining green.

<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: Excuse me - I'm on the phone.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Arthur's trying to stop me from watching educational TV.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Time for...a back-to-back...

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: How will I understand green?

<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: Who was first?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: [FRUSTRATED SNARLING]

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: YOU don't like doing anything with me any more!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: You like boring things. I wish you wanted to do interesting things. More like me.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: THEN you'd wanna play with me?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Sure.

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<p class="MsoNormal">David: I've got your favourite, D.W. Banana and peanut butter.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Yum!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I want water melon.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: ..I want water melon too.

<p class="MsoNormal">David: Wanna go on the swings, D.W.?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: YEAH!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Wanna play catch with us, Dad?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: I do!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Oops.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: [GROANS] The Bionic Bunny Show!

<p class="MsoNormal">The Bionic Bunny Show Narrator: Created by super-science and radical animal husbandry, to fight crime, Bionic Bunny hops into action for goodness...

<p class="MsoNormal">Bionic Bunny: The room's filling with water! I'll drown unless I drink it all.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Are you gonna watch that?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.:   Uh-huh.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: What about Mary Moo-Cow?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: THAT's for kiddies. # Bo-ring! #

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: [SNARLING]

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: That was great!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: That was great! Aren't you gonna stay and watch Foreign Metallic Spelunking Squad?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: OK. D'you want some ice cream?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Yeah.

<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: You two aren't fighting over the TV?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: No. D.W.'s finally got good taste.

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<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: I'm gonna try on my new clothes. How do you like them, Arthur? I picked them out myself.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Don't you already HAVE clothes like that?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: No.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: They look familiar...

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<p class="MsoNormal">Bionic Bunny: I call THAT my built-in escape CLAWS!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Do YOU even know what that means?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Of course.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Male toilet attendees: Get out!!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Stop doing everything I do!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: We just happen to be interested in the same things.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: Am I seeing double?

<p class="MsoNormal">Francine: Was that Arthur's sister?

<p class="MsoNormal">Brain: Or a frightening scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: Arthur, what's with D.W.?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: She has to come with me. Mom and Dad are shopping.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: No, I meant the...

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Are those my old glasses?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: No. I punched lenses out of my sunglasses.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: Why is D.W. dressed like you?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I don't know. She's driving me crazy.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: Last to the Sugar Bowl is a henway!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Arthur, wait for me!

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: You're last, Arthur! You're a henway.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: What's a henway?

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: About five pounds.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Wait for me!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: We're going to get a table.

<p class="MsoNormal">Binky: Hi, Arthur! Hi, Arthur. ..Huh?! Oh, there's TWO of you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Sugar Bowl Waitress: Do you want a baby seat?

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: THAT would be a thoughtful thing to ask...IF THERE WAS A BABY HERE!!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I wish you'd cut it out. You look weird.

<p class="MsoNormal">Binky: You can't fool me, Arthur. There can't be TWO of you! ..Who's this?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I'M Arthur. THAT's my sister!

<p class="MsoNormal">Binky: You look like a ring-tailed doofus!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I've been trying to tell her that.

<p class="MsoNormal">Binky: Those are the goofiest clothes and shoes and glasses I ever saw!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Hey!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Mom, Dad, can we move and not tell D.W. where we're going?

<p class="MsoNormal">David: No. Why?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: She's driving me crazy. It's like having a twin or an extra shadow, or a weird little sister who follows me everywhere. Yesterday the kids were talking...

<p class="MsoNormal">Muffy: Don't tell Arthur. Everyone's invited to my house to swim.

<p class="MsoNormal">Buster: Why NOT tell Arthur?

<p class="MsoNormal">Francine: Because his sister, Arthur Jnr, will tag along.

<p class="MsoNormal">David: Maybe you should tell D.W. how you feel.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Me? Why can't YOU?

<p class="MsoNormal">Jane: This is between the two of YOU.

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: I guess you're right.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Tommy: Wanna watch our video?

<p class="MsoNormal">Timmy: Vegetables Sing The ABCs. It's the sequel to... Freddie Fruit Counts By Twos.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: ..No, that's for babies.

<p class="MsoNormal">Tommy: It's not. They sing them backwards.

<p class="MsoNormal">[THE TIBBLES DEMONSTRATE]

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: No, I'm playing soccer with Arthur.

<p class="MsoNormal">Tommy: Sounds boring.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Yeah... I-I mean no. It's grown-up.

<p class="MsoNormal">Timmy: Eugh!

<p class="MsoNormal">Tommy: Eugh!

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: D.W.. You don't even like what I do. Give us both a break. Stop copying me!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: You mean you think I should do the things I like?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Yes! Exactly!

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Instead of the interesting things YOU like?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: OK, OK. Sorry I said everything you like is boring.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: So you'll still play with me sometimes?

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Sure.

<p class="MsoNormal">D.W.: Finally, I can change these clothes. And MOM said I can watch Mary Moo-Cow every day for as many days as YOU watched Bionic Bunny.

<p class="MsoNormal">[PAL WHIMPERS]

<p class="MsoNormal">Arthur: Why do I feel like I got tricked?

<p class="MsoNormal">[PAL BARKS]