Meek for a Week/Transcript

This is a transcript of the Arthur episode Meek for a Week.

Transcript
Arthur: Francine's done some goofy things. Once she tried to break the world's hand-walking record, and did everything on her hands.

Francine: Arthur, over here! I'm open!

Arthur: Once she decided the best time to practice was on the roof at sunrise.

Woman: The building's collapsing!

Man: No, it's somebody playing drums.

Arthur: That only lasted one day. And then there was the time she decided to make a life-size painting of an elephant... in her bedroom.

Mrs. Frensky: Francine!

Mr. Frensky: Not bad. Accurate proportions.

Arthur: But that wasn't the weirdest thing she's done. Last week, Francine did something that nobody could believe.

Francine: Cheer up, we're doing great.

Muffy: Who's "we?" Nobody but you gets to play.

Francine: I hope you're happy, Arthur.

Arthur: How is it my fault?

Francine: Why did you tell Muffy to shoot? You know she's the worst player there ever was. We're just lucky, there's one more game next. Where'd Muffy go? Wait up! Are you mad about something?

Muffy: Maybe I'd learn to play better if you actually gave me the chance to play! You take all the fun out of everything! You're like a walking, talking, poke in the eye!

Francine: I'm one of the nicest people in the whole school and if you don't know that you're a dope.

Muffy: I am, am I, Well, I'll bet you this Princess Peach watch that you always said you admired that you couldn't ever be nice for one entire week.

Francine: Muffy, can you do anything... (gasps) wrong? That was near perfect.

Buster: Weird.

Arthur: Has anybody else noticed something different about Francine?

Francine: (kicking a wall) She ripped my good pants... (Muffy appears) Are you as impressed as I am by the durability of brick?

Arthur: Francine's friendly, helpful, pleasant...

Buster: Arthur, I'm scared.

Arthur: We're all scared, Buster. What are you doing, Brain?

Brain: We have to make her really lose her temper.

Arthur: (gulps)

Boy: Mommy, some kid's head fell in our yard.

Francine: (voice sounding distant and echoing slightly, very cheery) What a beautiful lawn.

Arthur: Muffy, Do you know what's wrong with Francine? You're her best friend.

Buster: We're all worried, she might pop.

Muffy: Here's the watch. Now get mean.

Arthur: We've got the old Francine back.

Brain: And she let someone else score a goal.

Buster: Does this mean we won't get to see her head pop off.

Muffy: I'm glad, you're back to normal, you were actually starting to get quite boring.

Francine: Me! Boring! What's the matter with you? If you think I'm boring.

Muffy: Francine!

Francine: Come on, Let's go inform Binky to buy me a new watch.