D.W.'s Library Card (episode)/Transcript


 * Arthur: [at the library] I love the library! There are so many books to read and great things to find out. But the best thing about the library is... [whispers] it's quiet.
 * D.W.: Arthur!!
 * Arthur: Except on days when I have to bring D.W.
 * D.W.:  What does this word say? [points at a word on a book]
 * Arthur: "The." [D.W. walks away] Another great thing about the library is I can check out all these books!
 * D.W.: Arthur!!
 * Arthur: What is it now?
 * D.W.:  What does this word say?
 * Arthur: "Red." [D.W. walks away] To take books out at the library, you need a library card. But it's easy to get one of those. All you have to do is...
 * D.W.: ARTHUR!!
 * Arthur: What?!
 * D.W.: How about this word?
 * Arthur: "Dog"! "The Red Dog," okay? Got it?! And stop being so noisy! See the sign? It says, "No talking."
 * D.W.: If I can't read "The Red Dog," how do you expect me to read that sign?
 * Arthur: Well... just go pester someone else-- I'm busy. [D.W. does so] Where was I? Oh, yeah-- all you need to do to get a library card is...
 * D.W: Shh! [whispers] The sign says, "No talking"!
 * Paige Turner:      [title card]     "D.W.'s Library Card."
 * Binky: [reading a book called Chopin to D.W.] And he published "Rondo in C Minor" when he was only 15 years old!
 * Arthur: D.W.! [Binky gasps and closes the book] Stop bothering Binky! It's time for your puppet show in the kids' section.
 * D.W.: I wasn't bugging him. Binky was reading to me about Chopin: the great romantic composer.
 * Binky: No, I wasn't. Uhh, his name was Chopin [shows Arthur the cover of the book Kicking Koalas with a man on it] and he was a karate master. [to D.W.] You weren't listening!
 * Arthur: Sorry if my sister was bothering you. [grabs D.W.'s arm]
 * Binky: It's okay. Little kids should hear about important stuff-- like karate. [Arthur walks away with D.W. Binky opens the book he was reading to D.W. and continues reading it. D.W. spots a book]                        
 * D.W.: Ooh! [takes the book off the shelf] Arthur, look! A book on frogs!! Take it out for me? [shows it to Arthur] 
 * Arthur: Hopalong the Frog? Forget it! [hands the book back to D.W.]                                                              
 * D.W.: But it's about frogs. Please, please, please, please, please?
 * Arthur: I can't take out books on my library card. It could go on my permanent record. [dreams about him checking out the book. Paige scans it and an alarm goes off]
 * Alarm: WARNING! READER IS A BABY! ADULT BOOKS ARE OFF LIMITS! [surroundings block the adult books]
 * Paige Turner: Sorry, Arthur, the last book you took out was Hopalong the Frog! From now on, you can only take out baby books! [echoing] Baby books! Baby books! Baby books! [while the words "Baby books" echo, she presses a red button and two arms come out of the front of the desk to dress up Arthur as a baby]
 * Francine and Muffy: [off-camera] Arthur's a baby! Arthur's a baby! [two robotic arms take a picture of Arthur while Francine and Muffy are teasing him. He stops dreaming and puts the book back on the shelf]
 * Arthur: Sorry, D.W., there's just... too much at stake.
 * D.W.: Yeah? Well, someday I'm gonna get my own library card [Arthur looks shocked]  then I'll take out whatever I want. [walks away. Scene cuts to Mr. Ratburn finishing a puppet show. All of the kids cheer. Mr. Ratburn walks from behind the stage]
 * Paige Turner: Thank you. [Mr. Ratburn bows] Are there any questions?
 * D.W.: [raises her hand] When will we be old enough to get our own library cards?