Sue Ellen Gets Her Goose Cooked/Transcript

Sue Ellen: Yes! I am unbeatable! I'm the queen of the virtual world!

(Intertitle - Slot Machine)

Muffy: (voice-over) Sue Ellen Gets Her Goose Cooked.

Emily’s answering machine: Hello, you have reached Emily and Marie-Hélène. We can not take your call because, because… because we are on a treep. A big long treep. So leave your message at the sound of the beep. (laughter)

D.W.: Hi, Emily, it’s D.W. I have a new game. Call me. And what’s a “treep”?

Sue Ellen has fallen asleep in class after practicing a computer game all night?

Mr. Ratburn: Shall I repeat the question, Sue Ellen?

Sue Ellen: Red! The answer is red! Hh…

Mr. Ratburn: No, Sue Ellen. Twenty-two times eleven is not “red”. It’s two hundred and forty-two. However, If I’d asked what color your cheeks are turning, red would have been the correct answer. Let’s try to stay awake, shall we?

Sue Ellen flicks food at Francine

Francine: Grrrrrrr!

Emily’s answering machine: Hello, you have reached Emily and Marie-Hélène. We can not take your call because we are still on our treep. And a “treep” is a trip with a French accent.

Sue Ellen and D.W. have found the game “Confuse the Goose”, that “Virtual Goose” is based on.

Sue Ellen: Are you good at it?

D.W.: I’ve had that goose so confused it was quacking.