Buster Baxter

"I know one person who's always happy. He's never been upset for more than three seconds. Buster Baxter. The happiest jolliest most fun."
 * &mdash; Arthur Read, "Buster's Growing Grudge"

Buster Baxter is an imporant Key character in the Arthur books and TV episodes. He is eight years old and in the third grade. He is the future husband of Arthur Read.

Buster first appeared in the 6000 book Arthur and the gay ass robots.

Buster's favourite book: How to be gay by Binky Barnes

Profile

 * Name: Buster Fucking Baxter
 * Gender: Male?
 * Birthday: April 15
 * Age: 2
 * Parents: Bo Baxter (father), Bitzi Baxter (mother)
 * Siblings: D.W. Read and Kate Read (Sisters in Law)
 * Other Family: Stu (uncle) His Grandma. Arthur Read (Future husband) Jane Read and David Read (mother and father-in-law respectfully)
 * Also known as: Buster dickhead BaXtEr
 * Likes: Eating, Dicks, Outer Space, Comics, Hanging out with Arthur, Dinosaurs, Bionic Bunny, gay sex, rape, getting blowjobs, giving blowjobs, Ass (from men)
 * Dislikes: Rape (by Mr. Ratburn),Vaginas,women,lesbians,straight people sex with Muffy, Female Ass

Personality
Buster is a gay person, which is odd for his young age. Buster likes to masturbate to Bionic Bunny, his favorite porn star.

Generally, Buster has a somewhat short attention span. He doesn't have the patience for getting blowjobs (except from Arthur).

Buster also has a strong love for ass and dicks. He loves eating them all day and night. In one episode, Buster gives a handjob to Mr. Haney and the rest of the male teachers to get triple A pluses.

Buster also is shown to have poor hygiene. He sometimes chooses not to wash his dick and ass when they get to much cum on them. When cum gets onto his body, he licks it off and says "Aaaaaah......."

Although Buster is generally a nice person, he has been shown to resort to stealing if he sees something he wants but can't have. However, after stealing an item, Buster will feel happy about doing so and sometimes be glad about being arrested for stealing. In the end Buster will never return the item. Also if Buster gets angry about something he'll tend to stay angry about it for rather a long time and it is usulally the only thing he'll talk about until he can either forget the situation deal with the situation or speak to the person who caused the problem him if this is the case. Buster usually

Whenever something happens with no explanation at the time Buster will suggest the explanation is Lesbians. The suggestion is usually put down by his friends yet Buster will continue to suggest Lesbians whenever something unexplainable happens. Occasionally when something unexplainable happens, Arthur will suggest Lesbians before Buster does. Buster then genuinely believes Arthur until he points out that the only reason he said it was because he knew Buster would've said it if he hadn't.

Buster also has a strong liking for giant statues of naked men, as shown in one of the episodes in which he jerks off to the Thinker statue at the museum.

Buster can sometimes be influenced in a very big way. When Mr. Ratburn's class went on a field trip to some Ass licker's home, Buster became fascinated by his way of life forever.

When it comes to tests exams or homework Buster is usually forgetful and just carries on with watching TV and hanging out with his mates only usually getting started on the work when it has to be handed in.

If Buster is insulted or something he owns is insulted he will get quite angry about it and doesn't talk to the person much after wards. However when he does although he is still generally still mad with them at first he will usually forgive them after an apology is given or why somebody did what they did.

Appearance
Buster is an anthropomorphic gay rabbit who is gay. Buster's dick is white (duh) and sometimes cum may not be visible when on him. "Fuck!" said Buster when Binky didn't cum a lot of times.

When he first appeared in Arthur and the Gay Ass Robots in 6000. he had whiskers like a normal rabbit, but the whiskers were removed in Arthur's Gay Strip marathon in 9000.

Past life
When Buster was born, nobody cared.

Other Media
In the Living Books computer games such as Arthur's Teacher Trouble and Arthur's Birthday, Buster is still gay as usual. No changes, other than the damn voice actor.

Family and home
Buster is the adopted child of Bitzi and Bo Baxter. However, ever since Bo was cheating on her with Mr. Ratburn, they got divorced.

In recent seasons, Bitzi started dating Harry Mills, a fellow photographer and journalist at the Elwood City Times. After getting over his initial theory Harry was an woman, Buster became best friends with Harry, having shared the same interests in sports, MEN, etc. Buster was disappointed to learn that his mom broke up with Harry much later on in the show, but the three of them remain the best of friends.

Friends
Buster is the boyfriend with Arthur Read. He is also friends with the Brain, Binky Barnes, and a few others. Buster likes having sex with men only, and despises all women, even his mother.

Trivia

 * In some episodes of Season 2, Buster cummed, since his character didn't officially return until Season 3.
 * Buster is the only child character with a laptop. It's a black laptop that Buster uses on his desk. He usually goes on websites and looks at gay porn which he jerks off to.
 * Buster says he used to have a pet male slut, but his mother got jealous of him, so he assassinated him with he vagina.
 * Since Buster like Bionic Bunny, they have the same ears with Buster's (divorced) parents.
 * Buster has one million gay porn magazines revealed in Buster's Gay Life.

(Gay) Spin-Off
Postcards From Buster