O Little Town of Bethlehem

"O Little Town of Bethlehem" is a traditional Christmas carol. Track 6 of the album Arthur's Perfect Christmas, it is one of several such carols performed by D.W., however, D.W. does not sing the songs correctly. She instead sings her own entirely made up lyrics to the tunes of the original songs.

Lyrics
Oh, little clucking breathless hen

How still we-ee see the lie

You ran here on your bunny feet

Because you couldn't fly

Next time, take a taxi

Next time, take a bus

Or have my mother pick you up

It's really not a fuss.