Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

(the car is stuck in traffic)

David Read: It’s just a little slow dow. We’ll be there in no time.

(D.W. is sitting in the back seat. She notices a peculiar smell and sniffs the air before holding her nose in disgust)

D.W. Read: P.U.! What’s that awful smell! Did we run over a skun?

(the camera zooms in on baby Kate. The smell is coming from her used diaper)

D.W.: Gas chamber!

(the car pulls over to a rest stop. Arthur and D.W. run to a nearby picnic table gasping for air. Jane changes Kate’s dirty diaper and throws it away.)

D.W.: (looking at the used diaper) PEEEEYOUUU!!

(the roof leaks)

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great.

(the next day)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly!

Dad: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Mom: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.