Fern's Cell Phone Song

"Fern's Cell Phone Song" is a song sung by Fern in the episode "Phony Fern". It is about her new Portilex-360 cell phone.

Lyrics
Fern: I never thought it could be true
 * that I'd be so fond of you.
 * I'm flesh and blood,
 * and you're just a piece of plastic.
 * But when I hear you start to ring,
 * something in me wants to sing.
 * And with you by my side, I feel fantastic!

(pause)
 * You're my purple friend!
 * My special pur-ple friend!

Both: And together, there is nothing we can't do!

Fern: Text a buddy!

Portilex: Go online!

Fern: Snap a photo!

Portilex: Check the time!

Fern: Write a sonnet!

Portilex: I'll get on it!

Fern: Oh, this feeling's unexpected,
 * but now we're so connected!
 * My little purple friend and me!