For This Weekend Only

When Francine couldn't spend any money as a homework assignment in Cents-Less she got bribed by a song called "For This Weekend Only" which is a parody of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

Lyrics
For this weekend only, these things could be for thee,

Eight leather soft balls,

Seven purple hoodies,

Six hockey kneepads,

Five wooden bats,

Four hockey sticks,

Three flying disks,

Two catchers mitts,

and a well oiled outfielders miiiiiiiittttt.