Prunella Sees the Light/Transcript

Introduction
Buster is walking through a dark hallway.

Prunella: I see a long hallway. You are walking down it. You are afraid of something. Suddenly you come to a door. You open it. It's filled with children taking a test! ''School tables with Buster’s classmates are floating in the air. Blackboards and numbers float around them. ''They look unhappy.

Class: (groan)

Buster: Hh, it's the Math test! There's a big Math test on Friday!

Prunella: Yes, Math. I see numbers, lots of numbers… Mr. Ratburn hands Buster a test.   Big numbers, small numbers, strange Greek squiggles. The numbers twist and turn, they seem to leap off the page. And then''... ''

''Buster and Prunella are sitting at a table in Prunella’s room. Prunella looks into a crystal ball.''

Buster: What? What do you see? Do I fail?

Prunella: (mystical voice:) The future is unclear. Madame Prunella is weary. Madame Prunella needs candy to revive her psychic power. Buster hands her one M&M.    (normal voice:)  That’s it?! Madame Prunella's gonna need a little more than that!

Buster: It was a long walk over.

Prunella: (sighs)  All right. I think there's some leftover brownies in the kitchen. ''She goes downstairs. Buster follows.''

Buster: There are? Did you see that in the ball? Is there milk too? Are there any leftover brownies in our kitchen?

''The crystal ball fills with pink smoke. Images of Marina and Prunella appear.''

Marina: Prunella, you're driving me crazy! Prunella looks sad.

Title Card: Fortune Teller
Henry Skreever climbs up the wall of a tower.

Henry Skreever: There it is! The Brick of Wonders. A golden brick with magic symbols sticks out of the wall.      Just a little bit further.

Lord Moldywart: Not so fast, Henry Skreever! Henry looses his footing and falls.

Henry Skreever: Ah! That voice! It's... Two large eyes appear in the clouds.

Lord Moldywart: Yes. Lord Moldywart. Afraid, little wizard? You should be! You should be! (evil laugh)   ''The words “The Brick of Wonders” appear. Marina and Prunella are watching the scene on TV in the Deegans' living room. ''

TV Announcer: “Henry Skreever And The Brick Of Wonders” opens this Friday in theaters everywhere.

Marina+Prunella: (squeal)

Prunella: We have to do something special.

Marina: Let's read all five books again cover to cover.

Prunella: Marina, it opens in four days. Even I can't read that fast.

Marina: Me neither. I’d get blisters.

Prunella: Hh! I've got it! We’ll…   No! I’m not telling. It’s a surprise.

Marina: The Tickling Claw commands you to tell me!

Prunella: No. By the Wheel Of Edam, I swear I shall never confess. I'm using my Hex Of Protection''. Marina starts tickling her.''

Marina+Prunella: (laugh)

Marina: Hey, you uncrossed your arms! Ha! The Hex doesn't work.

Prunella: Yes, it does.

Marina+Prunella: (giggle)

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Buster follows Prunella through a department store.

Buster: Prunella, please, I have to know if I failed that Math test. Here, I brought you a box of Buster Clusters. I made them myself. He has chocolate around his mouth.

Prunella: Yuck! I heard about those! They turn your tongue black and give you a rash. Have you seen any pink striped bed sheets anywhere?

Buster: Why do you need bedsheets?

Prunella: I'm turning my bedroom into the Castle Of Yutz. You know, from “Henry Skreever and the Potage of Villainy”, Book three. Remember how the Castle Of Yutz has pink and white walls?

Buster: No.

Prunella: Well, Marina will. She doesn't know it yet, but she's coming for a sleepover and I want everything to be just perfect.

Buster: Marina, um, she's your friend who's blind, right?

Prunella: Uh-huh.

Buster: So, why do the sheets have to be pink and white? She can't see them.

Prunella: Because… because they just have to be, that’s why. ''Buster looks at his tongue. It’s black.''

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''Prunella hangs up a pink and white bedsheet in her room. She looks at a picture in Henry Skreever III and compares it to her room. ''

Prunella: Almost there. Just a few more touches and it'll be perfect! She gets into bed and turns on the nightlight.   (yawns)   I can't wait to see Marina's expression when she sees what I've done.

In her dream Marina comes up the stairs.

Prunella: Ta-da!

Marina: What? What's so special?

Prunella: It's an exact replication of Persephone's room in the Castle of Yutz. Marina feels the pink and white bedsheet.

Marina: No, it isn’t. Her walls are made of velvet.

Prunella: I couldn’t buy velvet bedsheets. They would have been too expensive. But they do have the pink stripes.

Marina: Great, I bet they're a lovely shade! Too bad I can’t enjoy them.

Prunella: Oh, I'm sorry, Marina. I guess I wasn't thinking. Hey, want to play cards with my Henry Skreever deck?

Marina: Hello! How can I play cards when I can't see them?! Did you invite me over to your house just to insult me?! She hits her hand against a dresser.   Ow! That's it! I'm going home. I hate this place!

Prunella: No! Wait! Marina!

Marina: Why don’t you be quiet before you say something else mean and offensive! Her cane turns into a magic wand.   Wicked witch of the horrible gaffe, presto, change-o, you are a giraffe! Prunella’s head becomes a giraffe’s.

Prunella: Hh!

Prunella wakes up and starts taking the pink and white bedsheet off the wall.

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Prunella has made her house “safe” for Marina.

Rubella: Ow! What's this string doing here? I just tripped over it.

Prunella: It's so Marina can find her way to the bathroom.

Rubella: That's ridiculous. She’s not going to need string to find the bathroom.

Prunella: She might. How do you know?

Rubella: Prunella, why don’t you just ask if there's anything special she needs?

Prunella: I can’t. I want the sleepover to be a surprise. Besides, I swore on the Wheel Of Edam I wouldn’t tell.

Rubella: Well, what's more important? Having a good time with your friend or a swear on a piece of cheese?

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''After a quarrel with Marina, Prunella is crying on her bed. Buster comes up the stairs.''

Prunella: Go away!

Buster: Please, Prunella, the test is tomorrow. I have to know my fate. What's the matter?

Prunella: I had a big fight with Marina. I don’t know what I did wrong. I was just trying to be extra considerate, you know, ‘cause she can't see. She got all angry.

Buster: She probably doesn't want you to be extra considerate. I really hated it when kids started treating me differently because I have asthma.

Prunella: I can't just ignore the fact that she's blind.

Buster: Yeah, but you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. Would you like it if someone was always fussing over you?

Prunella: No.     She stands up.

Buster: Wait! What about my fortune? Prunella quickly looks into her crystal ball.

Prunella: I see you studying. Studying all day, studying all night! Studying, studying, studying. You'll do fine. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have a phone call to make.

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Marina and Prunella walk home after watching the Henry Skreever Movie.

Prunella: What did you think of the kid playing Henry? I thought he was all wrong.

Marina: Me too. I guess they just don’t see him the way we do. The light turns green and gives an acoustic signal.     Arm please. She takes Prunella’s arm and they cross the street.