You Do the Most Embarrassing Things

 is a television show on which people share their most embarrassing stories. It appeared in "Revenge of the Chip," and D.W. was afraid that people would hear her story.

Behind the scenes
The style and title of the program are reminiscent of the late Art Linkletter's Kid's Say the Darndest Things, which was a popular feature on his radio program and was later adapted for television by Bill Cosby.