Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript

Kitchen Dining Room Kitchen Living room Kitchen
 * David Read: (waits for his soufflé to finish; the timer soon goes off)
 * David: Delicate, delectable, delightful...
 * Jane Read: Dear, what is it?
 * David: Behold the David L. Read super soufflé. (Opens the door to witness his ruined soufflé)
 * David: (Screams)
 * Arthur: She did it.
 * D.W.: No, he did it!
 * Arthur: No, she did it!
 * D.W.: I'm telling you, he did it!
 * Jane: (Angrily) EVERYBODY, into the living room, THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!
 * Jane: Okay. What happened?
 * (Arthur and D.W both explain at once, making David angry)
 * David: (Angrily) I've heard enough! No More TV for both of you for two YEARS!
 * Arthur: Why I am being punished? It was her fault.
 * D.W.: Was not.
 * Arthur: Was too.
 * David: (Angrily) That does it, now through this, three YEARS!
 * Arthur and D.W.: three YEARS?!
 * Jane: David. Maybe that is a bit...
 * David: Four YEARS! (Beat) (Frustrated) Oh, forget it.
 * D.W.: Look how miserable you made Daddy.
 * Jane: Okay, you two. I think you both need to cool down a little. Up to your bedrooms.
 * D.W.: Can I still go to the petting zoo with the Tibbles later?
 * Arthur: And I have to go to the Bionic Bunny Arcade. It just opened.
 * Jane: We'll just have to wait and see.
 * Jane: David, that is the most beautiful thing you've ever made!
 * David: No, it isn't. It's the most beautiful thing we've ever made! Dig in!
 * (chattering)