Arthur's Family Vacation (episode)/Transcript

(the car is stuck in traffic)

David Read: It's just a little slow dow. We'll be there in no time.

(D.W. is sitting in the back seat. She notices a peculiar smell and sniffs the air before holding her nose in disgust)

D.W. Read: P.U.! What's that awful smell! Did we run over a skun?

(the camera zooms in on Kate. The smell is coming from her used diaper)

D.W.: Gas chamber!

(the car pulls over to a rest stop. Arthur and D.W. run to a nearby picnic table gasping for air. Jane changes Kate's dirty diaper and throws it away.)

D.W.: (looking at the used diaper) Peeee youuu!

(the diner)

(D.W. is trying to get hamburgers from the biker guy)

D.W. Read Hi I'm D.W. You're lucky your mom lets you draw on your arm!

Jane Read (gasps)

Biker Guy (growls in annoyment)

(the roof leaks)

Arthur Read: Huh? Oh, great.

(the next morning)

D.W. Read: It's still raining. Fly!

Dad: If we had stayed home, I could've catered that big party.

Mom: I should've brought some work along.

Arthur: If I were at camp, I'd be canoeing, hiking, and swimming with Buster.

D.W.: You can't do that when it rains.

Arthur: No, but we always find fun stuff to do, like the time Buster and I went to the pond.