Muffy's Soccer Shocker/Transcript

Arthur Read: Soccer practice just hasn't been the same since Mr. Crosswire took over as coach!

(whistle blows)

Mr. Crosswire: Make like a shock absorber, Billy! Like a—

Arthur: We've been doing this drill for half an hour! When will he realize we just don't know how to trap the ball?

Buster Baxter: Is that what we're supposed to be doing? Your turn, Arthur.

Mr. Crosswire: Come on, Arthur! Like a big ol' shock absorber just absorbing those bounces!

(Arthur traps the ball with his nose and lands on the ground)

Mr. Crosswire: Good, Arthur, and next time, let's try trapping it with our chest instead of our nose.

(Intertitle)

Muffy's Soccer Shocker

Written by: Matt Steinglass --- Storyboard by: Patricia Atchison and Lyndon Ruddy

Binky: (v.o.) Muffy's Soccer Shocker!

Arthur: Yee-haa!!!!

(Back to the story)

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Mr. Crosswire: Members of the Soccer Parents Association: I have some good news and some bad news. Trevor has decided to quit coaching soccer.

Mr. Read: Yes! Hey, maybe we can even win a game this year.

Mrs. Read: David, I think that’s the bad news.

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''Muffy comments the game with a megaphone. Brain, the goalie, sprains his ancle.''

Mr. Crosswire: Looks like we’re going to need our substitute.

Muffy: Yes! We’re calling in our cavalry. The replacemenator. Our substitute-to-be-true. Wait a minute. That’s me!