Persimmony Glitchet

Persimmony Glitchet is one of Fern Walters's favorite authors and the writer of Horrendously Horrible Happenings. "Due to the dangerous nature of his research", he is constantly traveling and his chauffeur, Max Wheeler, answers all of the letters sent to him by fans, unless the letter is very important, such as Fern's. In Fern & Persimmony Glitchet, he replies to the letters sent by Fern. His real name is never revealed, and he is very secretive about it. For example, his chaffeur goes to his book signings instead of him. He is a parody of famous author Lemony Snicket.

The address given in the back of his books to write to him is P. Box 413 Dead End Borrough.

Letters
"Dear Mr. Glitchet,

''I really like your Horrendisly Horrible books. They always make me feel as if I am there with you. Like your trusty sidekick.and I pick you to write to because you are very mysterious and I like how you write in invisible ink.

Sincerely, Inge

PS. Is Persimmony Glitchet your real name?

"Extenuating circumstances force me to be brief.. If you want to be a writer, I reccomend three things. This can be especially dangerous which is why I recommend that you never use your real name.
 * 1) Read !
 * 2) (which is far more dreadful) Write and perhaps rewrite!
 * 3) Look for opportunites to publish what you write.

Best of luck,

Persimmony Glitchet"