D.W.'s Name Game

Summary
The name-calling contest between Arthur and D.W. improves their vocabularies, but gets a little out of control.

Plot
The episode begins as D.W. has cereal for breakfast, greeting the viewers in Arthur's place. She discusses why he is, in her opinion "the worst big brother in the whole world," she has a flashback about Arthur being too fast when they ride bikes, leaving her behind. She said she would be as fast as him if she was big enough, then she said she could only do that if she ate as much as Arthur, showing him devouring a whole cake in one bite. When she kept going into his room behind his back, he put up a sign that says she was not allowed in; except she can't read. Arthur then uses up the last of the milk leaving D.W.'s cereal tasting badly. She insists she will get even with Arthur somehow.

After the title card, she is talking with The Tibbles on how she should teach him a lesson. Tommy Tibble says that she would show up late at his concert and distract him when he grows up to be a famous pianist. Then Timmy Tibble said that would be "dopey", and says she should make him her servant. Tommy said she has to hypnotize him first. D.W. thinks these ideas are terrible, prompting the Tibbles to call her names until she returns the insult. Impressed, they suggest she do the same to Arthur.

That night Catherine babysits for the kids while their parents are out, and the two are relaxing in the den until Arthur complains that D.W. is in the way of the TV. When she calls him names, he wastes no time firing back, leading both to continually insult each other as Catherine insists they remain separate. When Arthur goes into D.W.'s room demanding one of his crayons back they continue insulting each other until Catherine breaks it up. Frustrated that Arthur has better insults than her, she asks Catherine to look up some words for her in the thesaurus to use against Arthur. Catherine obliges as she sees it as them working on their vocabulary.

The two continue to throw insults at each other at every turn using words picked up from their chats with Catherine. The two are at a stalemate until Arthur finally calls D.W. by her full name "Dora Winifred," which she cannot stand to have repeated to her. D.W. pleads to have him stop as he taunts her with it, finally prompting Catherine to announce it's bedtime. Arthur watches D.W. groan in defeat as Catherine takes her to her room then snickers in victory when they're out of site.

D.W. dreams that she's in a paradise fully of happy flowers and trees who take her in as their friend until Arthur, dressed as an evil wizard, wreaks havoc on her fantasy with repeated taunts of "Dora Winifred". Distressed, D.W. runs away, until Walter the Deer arrives and advises that she see the great "Thesaurus" to help her beat Arthur. Learning he lives beyond the woods in the Elwood City Library, she simply jumps into the picture Walter shows her of it as walking the woods would've been boring. She's surprised to find Tommy and Timmy turned into stone lions by Arthur, and warn her to run inside when he comes back to cause more trouble.

D.W goes inside the library and asks where "the saurus" is. She goes through lots of isles and sees the saurus as a dinosaur because of the name with "saurus" in it. He says D.W has to prove herself worthy for the perfect name to call Arthur. She must name three synonyms for silly. She says "silly," "goofy," and "Arthur," to which he whispers the perfect name to call Arthur. Finding him outside, D.W. whispers the insult to him, which catches Arthur off guard and causes him to melt. Horrified and unaware that this would happen, she scoops up Arthur as he washes into a storm drain, who sadly proclaims that calling people names does little good for anybody. Regretting her wish, she begs someone to help her.

Then she wakes up when mom and dad are in her room. She sees them holding the cup Arthur melted in from the dream and yells his name. He walks in to see what all the commotion is, to which D.W. hugs him and apologizes for all the things she called him. He returns the apology and D.W. tells him and her parents about the dream she had. Suddenly, "The saurus" himself appears outside their window, making D.W. realize it may not have been just a dream.

Major

 * Arthur Read
 * D.W. Read
 * Timmy and Tommy Tibble

Minor

 * Catherine Frensky
 * David Read
 * Jane Read
 * Thesaurus
 * Walter
 * Paige Turner
 * Martin Luther King Jr. (stock footage)

Trivia

 * In this episode, we see D.W. has a Mary Moo Cow cup.
 * There are live-action clips of old black-and white stock footage spliced in this episode during the library scene. They are, in order of appearance: political issues with Israel, the US civil rights movement, soldiers geared for war, a biplane in flight, a vintage Formula 1 race car on the track, a coal mining excavator at work, a Saturn V rocket launch, scientists working in a lab, an archaeological find, a palm tree in a hurricane, a dolphin swimming, a jockey performing a double jump, waves at the beach, a lion cub roaring, a volcanic eruption, and a child falling backwards into snow.

Cultural references

 * The story parodies the events of the film , with Arthur cast as the Wicked Witch and the Tibble Twins appearing as lions. At the end of the story, D.W. states "I had this dream, and you were in it, and you, and you were in it too!," similar to the ending of The Wizard of Oz. Additionally, the appearance of the Tibble Twins as lion statues at the library is referential of the lions Patience and Fortitude of the New York Public Library.

Episode connections

 * This episode is similar in terms of plot to D.W., Queen of the Comeback.

Errors

 * When Arthur says "You are... vapid," he is standing in the hallway in the beginning. After he says it, he is seen in D.W.'s room and is leaving the room.
 * D.W. said that Tommy Tibble is the one who came up with that her initials stand for Dim Whit but it was Timmy Tibble who came up with it.
 * When D.W. describes her dream, she says Arthur and the Tibbles were in it, but also points to her parents and says they were in it as well. Neither their mom or dad were seen in her dream.

Production notes

 * This is the first episode to feature the Hide-N-Seek Circle title card.
 * This is also the first episode D.W. introduces.