The First Noel

"The First Noel" is a traditional Christmas carol. Track 3 of the album Arthur's Perfect Christmas, it is one of several such carols performed by D.W., however, D.W. does not sing the songs correctly. She instead sings her own entirely made up lyrics to the tunes of the original songs.

Lyrics
I, D.W. Read, will now sing some Christmas carols.

The first Noel, the second Noel

The third Noel, the fourth Noel

If you need more than that

Get somebody else

 ' Cause I can't count higher than four Noels.