The Long, Dull Winter/Transcript

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Nigel Ratburn: Now, I'd like you all to open up your exercise books and take down the following equations (his voice gets slower) which you will have to solve for tomorrow's test....

(Everything slows down)

Arthur Read: Ever have one of those days when it feels like time is passing really slowly? Is it just me? I mean, only two seconds have gone by, but it feels like a lot longer, doesn't it? Okay, three seconds. BIG WHOOP! Has this ever happened to you? Am I bored? No! I know what "bored" feels like!

(scene changes)

Arthur: (v.o.) That's like when D.W. watches Mary Moo Cow.

Mary Moo Cow: One, two, three. Fuzzy, cuddly kitties. Three! Let's count them again!

Arthur: That reminds me! There's a hockey game on Channel 3!

D.W. Read: NO! MOM, ARTHUR'S TRYING TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHEN THE BABY'S WATCHING THE EDUCATIONAL SHOW THAT'S GOOD FOR HER BRAIN!

Mary Moo Cow: Let's count them one more time! One, two, three! Fuzzy, cuddly kitties! Three!

(back in Ratburn’s classroom)

Arthur: That's boring. So what is this? What's happening to me?! (he puts his head down)

(Title Card)

Binky Barnes: (V.O.) The Long, Dull Winter.

Buster Baxter: Ah!