D.W. Flips (episode)/Transcript

(DW is at a gymnastics class trying to prove to her friends that she can really do a cartwheel)


 * DW: Oh yeah?! Well you just watch! (walks over to the balance beam)


 * Emily: Wait DW! (gasps)


 * Tommy Tibble: Look, she's gonna do it!


 * Tibble Twins: (grunt as they pull of their shoes)


 * DW: (stretches) One two three, one two three.


 * Emily: But DW, you could really get hurt!


 * Tibble Twins: (laugh as they walk over to the balance beam)


 * DW: Okay, lift me up!


 * Tibble Twins: (lift DW and grunt)


 * Timmy Tibble: If you don't make it DW, can we have your toys?


 * DW: (balances carefully)


 * Tommy Tibble: She's too scared to do it!


 * DW: WHOA!


 * Everyone: (gasps)


 * Timmy Tibble: Yeah, she's gonna chicken out!


 * DW: WHOAAAAAAA! AM NOT! (nearly loses her balance) WHOAA!

(TITLE CARD)

(Back at home, Arthur and DW are watching the Olympics on TV)


 * Announcer: The Bulgarians take the final lap at 55 miles per hour! I wouldn't want to fall off the back of that, Bob!


 * Arthur: Cool! That's as fast as a car!


 * DW: Big deal, anybody can ride a sled! (changes the channel to a little kid's show) Oooooh! Pretty horsie!


 * Arthur: HEY! PUT THE OLYMPICS BACK ON!


 * DW: NO WAY, SPORTS ARE BORING! (now Arthur and DW get into a remote control fight as the channels alternate)


 * Arthur: ARE NOT!


 * DW: ARE TOO! (the remote control stops on a gymnastics exhibition at the Olympics)


 * Announcer #2: A perfect combo on the balance beam! It looks like Tina Trampolina will be bringing home a gold medal!


 * DW: Wow.... MOM! (walks out of the living room)


 * Arthur (in disbelief): Here we go again!


 * DW: I'll get really strong! And when I win the gold medal, I'll do cereal commercials!


 * Jane: I don't know DW.


 * DW: Please Mom! I'll be so rich that you and Dad will never have to work again!


 * Jane: DW, remember when you said that you wanted to play T-ball more than anything?

(Flashback sequence: DW tries to hit the ball on the tee, but misses multiple times)


 * DW: I could only hit balls that move.


 * Jane: And when you wanted to be a ballerina?

(Another flashback sequence: All of the students are balancing on the pole, except for DW who uses a stool. The instructor takes away the stool.)


 * DW: I have weak knees.


 * Jane: And how about the violin lessons?

(In this flashback sequence, the students are playing properly on their violins, except for DW who strums her violin like a guitar)


 * DW: I could've been really good if they didn't make me use that stick.


 * Jane: DW, you wanted to do all those things, but you didn't want to practice. Now why is this any different?


 * DW: Because I really REALLY want to do this one. Besides, Mom, I'm already good at jumping.


 * Jane: (thinks about her decision, then sighs) Alright! Huh?


 * DW: (hugs her mother) Oh, thank you Mom!

(At the gymnastics class, we see the Tibble Twins jump on the trampoline while the other kids are doing different exercises)


 * DW: (gasps) THE TIBBLES! HIDE ME!


 * Jane: Oh, I'm sure your teacher can handle them.


 * Tibble Twins: (laugh and holler while jumping)


 * Ms. Morgan: (blows her whistle)


 * DW: (scoffs) It's Emily and her nanny! I'm in the same class with "Ms. Perfect".


 * Jane: Now DW, just because she's smart, pretty, and very polite, doesn't mean she's perfect.


 * Emily: (says goodbye to her nanny in French and blows a kiss)


 * Jane: Well, it looks like you're about to start. I'll be in the waiting room. Don't try anything too fancy, okay?


 * DW: (walks over to the class, but stops and looks at the balance beam)

(Now DW has a daydream about herself competing in the Olympics)


 * Announcer: There's the pinwheel flip, with a frog kick follow through, and they're having tea dismount. AMAZING!

(the crowd cheers as the judges give 10's to DW. She receives the gold medal.)


 * Announcer: Well Bob, I guess it won't be long before we see that face on a box of Crunch Cereal.


 * Announcer #2: Yep! But let's not forget the runners up. Emily, uh, what's her name? Not quite perfect, gets the silver medal.


 * Medal Person: (yawns)


 * Announcer #2: And Timmy and Tommy Tibble receive the Bronze. Although everybody knows that they should've been disqualified.


 * Tibble Twins: (fight over the medals)

(Back in reality, DW immediately runs over to the balance beam and tries to get on)


 * Ms. Morgan: (blows whistle) OFF THAT BALANCE BEAM, YOUNG LADY!


 * DW: (falls off) Ow!


 * Ms. Morgan: This apparatus is not for beginners. We won't be using it for at least a year!


 * DW: A year?! But I can't wait that long! I'll be old by then!


 * Ms. Morgan: Then you better start practicing right away! We'll start with a somersault! (now the scene switches to the students learning how a somersault is done) Then you tuck your head and roll. And that's the somersault! Everyone find a partner!


 * Emily (to DW): Be my partner?


 * DW: (looks around) I guess so. (now she attempts to do the somersault, but lands flat on her back)


 * Emily: Pretty good, but next time grab your knees. Then you'll end up on your feet.


 * DW: For your information, I was doing a half sault! You're supposed to end up on your back. Your turn!


 * Emily: (performs the somersault correctly)


 * DW: All wrong! You didn't jump high enough! The roll was too slow and you didn't smile at the end!


 * Ms. Morgan: Emily, that was lovely! Keep up the good work! DW, next time, try holding your knees.


 * DW: (blushes)


 * Emily: I guess she didn't know you were doing a half sault.


 * DW: (growls)

(All of the students are doing handstands)


 * Ms. Morgan: Excellent posture! DW, try to keep your back straight like Emily's.


 * Emily: You think she'll teach us how to stand on the ceiling like that?


 * DW: (loses her balance) WHOA!

(Everyone falls down)

(Now Ms. Morgan demonstrates a cartwheel)


 * Ms. Morgan: When you finish the cartwheel, make sure you bring your feet together. It looks simple, but takes practice to get it right. Alright Edwin, ready?


 * Edwin: (gasps, then walks disappointedly to the mat. He then attempts to get his other hand over, but falls.)


 * Ms. Morgan: A brave attempt, Edwin. Try to break the fall with your hands. Next!


 * DW: (sees Emily stretching)


 * Emily: (stretches) One two three, one two three.


 * DW: (scoffs) Why bother!


 * Timmy Tibble: Where you going, DW?


 * Tommy Tibble: I'll bet I know where she's going! She's going to her mommy!


 * Timmy Tibble: Yeah, because she's afraid of doing a cartwheel!


 * DW: I AM NOT! I was just going to... to......


 * Ms. Morgan: Well Miss Read?


 * DW: (attempts to do the cartwheel, but falls off the mat)


 * Ms. Morgan: Not bad, but do try to stay on the mat.


 * Tibble Twins: (laugh)


 * Ms. Morgan: Next!

(At home, DW practices her cartwheel and wants her mom to see it)


 * DW: Mommy, look at me! Look at me, Mommy! Mommy? Are you going to watch me Mommy?!


 * Jane: Just a sec, DW. (puts a piece of clothing down) Okay, let's see it!


 * DW: (starts to do the cartwheel, but pauses) Don't watch, it's not ready yet!


 * Jane: (closes the dryer door)

(DW practices the cartwheel like crazy in her house)


 * DW: (cartwheels into her father) WHOA!


 * Dave: (grunts) OH MY GOSH!

(Now we see DW practice in the supermarket)


 * DW: (does the cartwheel, but knocks into items)


 * Supermarket Employee (over PA): Spill, aisle 5!


 * DW: (cartwheels into another aisle)


 * Supermarket Employee (over PA): Aisle 6!


 * DW: (runs and cartwheels into another aisle)


 * Supermarket Employee (over PA): Aisle 7?!


 * Jane: (gasps and runs over to the aisle. There are items all over the ground) DW!!!!!!!!!

(Back at gymnastics class, DW stretches out)


 * DW: One two three, one two three!


 * Ms. Morgan: Alright children, form a line! It's cartwheel time!


 * Kids: (cheer and run over to the mat)


 * Ms. Morgan: Remember, look before you leap! GO!


 * Edwin: (attempts the cartwheel again, but falls)


 * Ms. Morgan: Better, Edwin. But remember, two hands are better than one! Next!


 * DW: (attempts the cartwheel successfully without falling) I DID IT! I DID IT!


 * Ms. Morgan: Very nice, DW! Legs together on your finish!


 * Everyone: (cheers)


 * DW: Thank you! Thank you, really! Thank you! Thank you very much!


 * Emily: (Cartwheels from one end of the gymnasium to the other.)


 * Tibble Twins: (whistle)


 * Ms. Morgan: EMILY, SHOWING OFF IS VERY IMPOLITE!


 * DW: IT'S NOT FAIR!

(After class)


 * Emily: I'm sorry I showed off, DW.


 * DW: I could've done a better one, but I didn't want to. Cartwheels are for babies!


 * Emily: Well, I think they're kinda hard.


 * DW: Not as hard as doing a cartwheel on the balance beam. Bet you can't do that!


 * Emily: Neither can you.


 * DW: Oh yeah?! Well you just watch! (walks over to the balance beam)


 * Emily: Wait DW! (gasps)


 * Tommy Tibble: Look, she's gonna do it!


 * Tibble Twins: (grunt as they pull of their shoes)


 * DW: (stretches) One two three, one two three.


 * Emily: But DW, you could really get hurt!


 * Tibble Twins: (laugh as they walk over to the balance beam)


 * DW: Okay, lift me up!


 * Tibble Twins: (lift DW and grunt)


 * Timmy Tibble: If you don't make it DW, can we have your toys?


 * DW: (balances carefully)


 * Tommy Tibble: She's too scared to do it!


 * DW: WHOA!


 * Everyone: (gasps)


 * Timmy Tibble: Yeah, she's gonna chicken out!


 * DW: WHOAAAAAAA! AM NOT! (loses her balance)


 * Everyone: (gasps)


 * DW: (screams)


 * Ms. Morgan: (blows her whistle multiple times as Emily and Jane rush in with her)


 * DW: (jumps into her mother's arms)


 * Jane: DW, WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!?!?!


 * DW: Oh Mom, I was just doing a cartwheel.


 * Jane: We'll discuss this on the way home, young lady! Now go put your shoes on!


 * Tibble Twins (sing): Miss Perfect, Goody Two Shoes, Told The Teacher, So She Wouldn't Lose!


 * DW: HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!


 * Timmy Tibble: Her?!


 * Tommy Tibble: But she stopped you from doing your cartwheel!


 * DW: Maybe YOU TWO would like to do a cartwheel on the balance beam! Hmmmm?!


 * Timmy Tibble: (gasps) Did you hear something?


 * Tommy Tibble: Yeah, I think I hear Grandma calling us! Gotta go, bye!


 * Emily: Thanks DW, you're a real friend!


 * DW: Well, after all, you did save my life! Maybe... maybe you could teach me how to do a really good cartwheel?


 * Emily: Sure, but it takes a lot of practice!


 * DW: I'll practice! If you promise not to be so perfect!


 * Emily: It's a deal!

(On the car ride home.....)


 * Jane: And you could've hurt yourself very badly there DW!


 * DW: (looks out the window at some horseback riders)


 * Jane: DW, are you listening?


 * DW: I'm listening. I'll be careful.


 * Jane: Good!


 * DW: (continues to look at the horseback riders) Mommy?????


 * Jane: No DW, you're too young to take riding lessons.


 * DW: (imagines herself riding a horse) Oh please Mommy? I'll be really careful! Please? Please?! Pleeeeeease?!?!?!

(END)