Pop Quiz from Ratburn

Pop Quiz from Ratburn is a song on Arthur's Really Rockin' Album. It is set to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel.

Lyrics

 * Every morning right before lunch


 * My brain's had all it can learn


 * Then it happens, like it or not


 * Pop quiz from Ratburn!


 * Arthur: What's the metric weight of a flea?


 * Muffy: What is a Grecian urn? Five tough questions every day!


 * Pop quiz from Ratburn!


 * Binky: What's a word that rhymes with cement?


 * Francine: The back of what is the stern?


 * Buster: I'm so hungry, I can't think!


 * Pop quiz from Ratburn!


 * Mr. Ratburn: Now class, I have the greatest respect for your great brainpower


 * That's why I give you two minutes flat


 * To do what takes an hour!


 * Every morning right before lunch


 * My brain's had all it can learn


 * Then it happens, like it or not


 * Pop quiz from Ratburn!


 * Arthur: What's the ocean west of France?


 * Francine: Name a book by Jules Verne!


 * Buster: Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!


 * What's 48 divided by 2?


 * What language do the Scots learn?


 * Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!


 * Pop quiz from Ratburn!


 * Mr. Ratburn: Pop quiz from Ratburn!