Popular Girls

Popular Girls is the first half of the 8th episode of season 3 of the animated children's series Arthur. It originally aired on December 7th, 1998.

Summary
Francine accidentally takes Catherine's backpack to school and discovers a magazine called Popular Girl. Reading it convinces Sue Ellen and Fern to change their personality to become more likable.

Plot
Arthur tells us that the gang is on Spring vacation, and during that time they all go to the Community Center for day camp.

Arthur’s group (consisting of him, Francine, Fern, and Sue Ellen) did a Macbeth play.

Buster’s group did ancient antiques. Showing Muffy on a pogo-stick, Jenna with a record player, and Brain with a wind up phone.

Prunella was with the tough customers and they did clay sculptures. She shows Mr. Ratburn a unicorn, Rattles was still working on his, Molly made a horn, and Binky pounded on his clay that splats in Prunella’s face. Prunella asks how she got caught up in that group.

Arthur tells the audience that he can’t wait for what the next thing his group is doing. He walks over to the girls laughing, and gasps “Oh no! Not that!”

(Title Card)

Fern, Francine, and Sue Ellen are all shown putting stuff into their backpack. At the Read house, David asks Arthur if he is really making instruments out of old stuff. Arthur says Sue Ellen says it’s easy and they’ll have the best project out of everyone and heads off.

While riding his bike to the Community Center, Buster and Brain ride alongside him. Buster asks what the sound is coming from the bag Arthur has. Arthur tells them about the musical instruments his group is making. Buster tells him he’s lucky to be in a group with Sue Ellen because she likes doing cool stuff. Brain explains Muffy and Jenna want to weave baskets.

Arthur arrives to his group, which appears to be some art room in the community center. Fern suggests they read a poem while playing the instruments. Francine declines saying no one will be able to hear them read it when they’re banging on the instruments.

Sue Ellen takes out some of the instruments she brought from home as demonstration. Arthur takes a bag of beans and puts them into the can he brought from home and cover it up to make it mimic a maraca. Francine discovers that she picked up the wrong bag from home and brought all of Catherine’s teen magazines. Arthur picks one up, “Popular Girl”. The girls rush over to see it, Fern talks how it has “strange and mysterious articles”. Arthur reads, “Get a prom date in twelve days or less” then asks what a prom is. None of them seem to know.

Outside, Muffy asks if they’re reading Popular Girl, Arthur quickly refuses and hands the magazine over to Sue Ellen. Muffy says when she’s old enough to understand it, she’ll do everything it says. Brain and Buster walk by thinking it’s something else, but lose interest after seeing it’s a girls’ magazine. Fern suggests they take a quiz: How likeable are you? Francine agrees, thinking they must be really scientific. The boys roll their eyes and walk away.

Question 1: If you were a sandwich, your friends would be: A) potato chips B) diet soda C) the plate or D) Hungry.

Arthur comes back and answers A, along with Brain who also answers A. Buster asks “If we end up eating our friends, do we fail the test?”

The gang takes the quiz by a nearby picnic table. While taking it, the wind comes by and knocks the magazine into the mud, ending the quiz. Francine throws it away in the trash.

At the end of the day, Arthur comments that the test was weird, “who thinks of their friends as potato chips?” Francine replies teenagers would know because they think differently. Arthur thinks it’s scary. Francine tells him that sometimes she thinks about being Catherine’s age and can’t go to sleep for hours.

Fern slyly takes the magazine out of the trash to compare her score. Sue Ellen asks what she’s doing, and Fern tells her she wants to see how likeable she is. She asks if Sue Ellen is curious at all. Sue Ellen says she is a little.

At the Sugar Bowl, the girls finish up their scores. Fern scored a twelve, which means she’s too quiet and no one can like her because no one knows she’s there. She comments it’s her worst nightmare. She imagines herself in class with Mr. Ratburn taking attendance. When he gets to her, Fern says she’s here, but Mr. Ratburn doesn’t see or hear her, and says she’s been absent a lot and should call her parents. The magazine tells her to be strong, say what’s on her mind whether anyone wants to hear them or not. Sue Ellen takes the magazine for her score, she scored a 125. The test says if you score over 100, you are too good to be true, that she frightens people by her excellence, and tells her to tone it down. Fern comments she is good at everything. In another daydream Sue Ellen is playing the saxophone flawlessly, bumming the rest of the class that they’ll never be as good as her. Arthur says he’s frightened by her excellence. Sue Ellen questions why their friends like them. Fern suggests that it’s telling the future because it’s for teenagers and must change now.

The next day, the class is learning about karate. Mr. Ratburn calls up Sue Ellen for a demonstration, calling her an expert. Sue Ellen describes she’s only “average or less”. Mr. Ratburn calls up Buster, who is frightened to go up against Sue Ellen, but goes up. Quickly, Buster pins down Sue Ellen, he is stunned, but then excited. Fern tells Sue Ellen its working. Binky gets up to flip Sue Ellen but calls the victory hollow, as she wasn’t trying. Fern gets up, faces Buster, and tells him to take her on. Buster is shocked, but Fern grabs him, flips him, and throws him across the room to a mat wall. Arthur is shocked that Buster flipped Sue Ellen, but got flipped by Fern. Buster replies, “I feel like the world has been turned right upside down.” Fern walks with Sue Ellen, telling how everyone is starring at them, meaning they’re likeable”. Sue Ellen groans.

Buster’s group is working on a machine, but the material is loose. Brain asks Sue Ellen if she has any ideas to fix it, but says any ideas they have will be better than hers. Fern snorts at their use of silver and tells them to go with red. Muffy tells them that she’s in charge.

At Arthur’s group, Francine asks about idiomphones, Sue Ellen corrects her as idiophones, but changes her mind thinking she might be wrong. Arthur asks if what he made is right and Sue Ellen says yes, but when Arthur tries to play it, a rubber band bounces off and knocks a jar of crayons down. Fern storms in and tells them she’s in charge and reading a poem. Francine says if Fern wants to be leader of a group then she should find her own and quits and walks out the door with Arthur. Fern asks if she was strong enough, which Sue Ellen replies “they definitely know you’re there now”.

Out in the gym, Arthur and Francine are trying to be together in their own group, but Francine spills beans, knocking down Arthur. In Muffy’s group, Jenna and Brain are tied together in thread, with Buster wrapped up like a mummy. Muffy blames Sue Ellen for sabotaging them. Muffy trips on the beans and knocks into Jenna and Brain. Prunella tells Binky to move. Her group is working on a Trojan horse. Binky is still bummed about Sue Ellen taking a fall during her karate spar with him.

Outside, Sue Ellen comments “We’re really good at being likeable: everyone hates us!” Fern wonders why, as they did everything the magazine said, and why they aren’t like the happy teenagers in the magazine. Out walk Francine, Arthur, and Buster and Francine asks if this was all about the magazine. Sue Ellen answers it was because it said they weren’t likeable. Buster asks them if it was because they answered with diet soda could have brought their score down. Francine just calls the magazine goofy. Fern asks them if they think she’s too quiet and Sue Ellen asks if she’s too good to be true. Arthur and Francine reply “NO!” Fern and Sue Ellen sigh in relief. Arthur asks if they could come in so they could do the projects correctly.

Back inside, Arthur’s group is done making their instruments. Sue Ellen helps Buster’s group finish their weaving machine. Then she flips Binky, making him thankful he’s worth flipping still and finishes his group’s project.

When everyone is finished, Muffy asks how she can split up their work as it won’t cut. Brain manically replies “success” and laughs. Binky is riding in the horse and shouts “Greeks rule and Trojans drool!” Behind them, Arthur’s group is playing their instruments. Sue Ellen says she can’t believe they acted so dumb, and she likes doing what she does. Fern tells her she can’t stand telling other people what do and wonders how anyone can take a test like that seriously.

Back inside, Mr. Ratburn takes a look at the test and scores over 200. He says “I got a lot of work to do. According to this, I don’t give enough homework.”

Trivia

 * This is the only episode where Mr. Ratburn's class are at a different school instead of Lakewood Elementary School.