Sick as a Dog

"Sick as a Dog" I.e Jimmy McDonald Douglas MD-11 Wide Body Airliner.

Plot
Ian is walking down the street. It is the first of January 2012. Being morbidly obese, he accidentally steps on a crack that goes to the centre of the Earth, thus destroying the world. Luckilly Dave stubbled into a space ship, leaving Earth forever. He left behind a wife and four kids. He has not been seen since.